As far as “Amazing Ways to Kill Yourself” goes, having the military blow up your nuts is about as balls-out as it gets. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
It’s OK to have these drunk Russian exhibitionist competitions where Vladki pushes Svetlana so far that she’s lying with her tits out like she’s on a piss-stained stretching rack, but he’s not supposed to get down there with her and get all slinky arching his back like Catwoman. Did he not get the memo? The only time men are supposed to act sexy is when women want a good laugh. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
