These sardonic 5s may not look like much but trust us, they are the most important people at this bar. They are as funny as old fags, they know where to go when it gets boring here, and they are guaranteed to have a couple of better-looking (but dumber) friends.Comments/Enlarge |
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Fuck shilling out 20 bucks to some stall on St. Mark’s for an iron-on print that melts the first time you wash it. Taking the shoe polish to an old Hanes is what really says, “I’m in with this band for the next three months.”Comments/Enlarge |
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The problem with that “Yeah, I’m a disgusting pig—fuck you” look is it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. Like when someone comes up to you on the bus and gets right up in your grill to say, “Oh I get it. YEAAAH, you’re just like the rest of them. You think I’m crazy too,” and you’re like, “Well, I do now.” Comments/Enlarge |
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