I will give you whatever you want for Christmas, as long as what you want is a pack of Marlboros that smell like my dick. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
The odds of getting two girls back to your place after a night of boozing is very low. The odds of a threesome going down are way lower. But if you don’t at least bust out a “Why don’t you guys make out?” your wank Rolodex will hate you for the rest of its life.
