VICE FASHION - RK ONE
By Richard Kern
MOVE OVER, CINDY CRAWFORD
Jenny Shimizu Is Making You Look Fat
Hey, are you a complete motherfucking idiot? Would you like a hot tub? Read more
I'm not sure if you know but ABC is a city-owned estate and we're renting this space. They're trying to evict us but we've been squatting on the upper floors. It's not easy being an 18-year-old living in the rotten apple's Lower East Side. Read more
While some of you knew about this long ago, many of you will be surprised (but not really) to learn that video games have finally decided to openly acknowledge their gayness. Good news, to be sure - they'd clearly been repressing it for a long, long time. Read more
Bernard Kerik, a man once called an American hero, is in the news again today. Read more
Tonight at Webster hall (along with Alex Grey and Daniel Pinchbeck) I will be speaking at the third annual Ayahuasca Monologues. As you may or may not know I have tried an impressively large variety of psychedelics and I still hold ayahuasca at the top of the list. Nothing will get you quite as bugged-out, full-on ranting, speaking in tongues, having conversations with your hand, running through the streets, alternately crying tears of joy and transdimensional ectoplasm. Read more
Heaven provide the perfect soundtrack to an afterlife filled with Marx and Shakespeare debating over beers poured by Ted Danson. Read more
If you haven't yet had the chance, check out our new series about food, Munchies. It's our answer to the glut of shitty food shows and shittier food-show hosts, where we'll be displaying some of the world's finest chefs in their natural environments. Read more
By Richard Kern
Jenny Shimizu Is Making You Look Fat
You people got really mad at us for this one.
Who wants some mutant food?
I will say it again, because you seem uneducated and uneducated people like it when you repeat things: You not going to find yourself a job in LA with no skills.
Who knew all it took to become the entire world’s BFF was an undershirt, some markers, and a little dose of Radical Honesty?
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DOs & DON'Ts
November 4, 2:28 pm
Well, we can finally close off that three week rollercoaster that was our 15th Year Anniversary. Big thanks to everyone that came out to our parties in Vancouver, Toronto and Montreal —the overwhelming response was a bit more than we expected, and we're sorry to those of you who couldn't get past our massive line-ups into the parties. But don't worry, your hatred twitters (or tweets or whatever) did hurt our feelings a little bit. Or maybe that was just our hangovers.
It goes to show that a mixture of beer, vodka, whiskey and Red Bull can provide the essential rocket fuel for an event, because all 3 of them really, um, "took off" as the night wore on. You can probably tell by looking at all the event photos that got stockpiled here. It turned into such a great gift of sorts for our perma-devoted readers and fans that we owe a special thanks to all our sponsors who let us take it to the top. Read more