From the archives
UBIQUITOUS WHITE PLIMSOLES
Three years ago, the Lord of Hipster Fashion decreed that every single person in the world must own a pair of these cheap plimsoles that fall apart after three weeks of wearing them. These are perfect for those of you intent on reinventing yourselves from unpopular rich nerds to bohemian wastrels. You must also carry around with you notebooks full of poetry about “winding, blinding puffs of smoke trickling into space”, “desolate pigeons” and long, annoying words like “coruscating”.











