Are you imagining a tropically twisted Japanese arcade version of Kraftwerk fronted Tom Waits and Ian Curtis reborn as siamese twins joined by the jugular? If so, this post is for you. Read the rest of this entry »
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How furious did it make you whenever you’d pass that one nerd whose backpack was so distended with books he had to walk at a 45-degree angle? It’s like, “Look, if you want to sacrifice your chances at getting laid now for greater success down the road that’s fine. But sacrificing your back is just hubris.”
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OK, maybe it’s time to make this perfectly clear to everyone over 30: You can’t disguise baldness with the close shave (“the millenium comb-over,” as Billy Connolly put it). Even if you put sunglasses on top, no more going to the club (pubs and bars only), your girlfriends all have to be within 5 years of your age (if she’s near 30 it’s time to get married and give her a kid), you need a job outside of the service industry (musician or actor don’t count). And as far as passionately following rave culture goes, you’re kidding right?
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