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We Brits have invented good things like the printing press and The Beano and the bouncing bomb and wood chip. However, yesterday the British Invention Convention was held and, frankly, my mind wasn’t blown. Anything to do with science should be as amazing to idiots like me as the mall was to Brendon Fraser in California Man. But all this shit seems like bad jokes actualized. I was sitting on something much better. Read the rest of this entry »