One of the best things about my job is that I get to spend a great deal of time away from my desk, carousing showroom after showroom “oo-ing” and “ah-ing” at every garment put in front of me. But recently I’ve noticed an odd trend when it comes to “Vice Fashion” market appointments. They always try to steer me away from all the beauty products! And I think that’s total bullshit. Sure maybe we don’t write about “beauty” very often but maybe that’s because we’re normal and don’t care to wash our hair with whale sperm. And despite common belief I can assure you we do not prefer the scent of patchouli or even our own natural scent to more refined fragrances by Chanel or Maitre Parfumeur et Gantier.
