While most people have theories and hints about “good ways” and “dirty ways” to have sex, very very few know the secret of “correct sex.” We do though. We know because the guy who God told it to told it to us. Want to know how God wants you to fuck? It’s supposed to go a little something like this. Read the rest of this entry »
Sex
ST. PATRICK’S GAYWednesday, March 17, 2010
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FUCK THESE FUCK-TABSTuesday, March 16, 2010Here are the problems with this Tingotang shit. First, can you imagine the shitstorm that would erupt the first time a woman wore this to a crowded bar? It’s a piece of jewelry designed to say, “Hey, too shy to talk, but don’t think that means I won’t fuck you.” The media’s been theorizing this kind of shit for eons–you know if it ever really came to pass it’d be like blowing up the dam holding back Rape Lake. Read the rest of this entry » |
A TO Z OF SEXUAL HISTORY- MASTURBATION PREVENTIONFriday, February 26, 2010
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ZENTAI FREAKS US OUT AGAIN, FOR THE FIRST TIMEThursday, February 11, 2010
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A TO Z OF SEXUAL HISTORY: JELQING WILL MAKE YOUR DICK RIPPEDFriday, February 5, 2010
I don’t have a penis, but if I did, I would want it to be big. Size definitely does matter, and all men know this fact. This is why jelqing has always existed and will always exist. It has come to refer to all manner of enlargement techniques, but originally and most commonly, jelqing is manually tugging on the penis in a semi-hard state, which frankly just sounds lousy masturbation. Read the rest of this entry » |
A ROOM WITH A VIEW OF MY ROOMMATE HAVING SEXThursday, December 10, 2009
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THE A TO Z OF SEXUAL HISTORY: DISABILITY ATTRACTIONFriday, December 4, 2009
Throughout history there have been large groups of people for whom having one limb short of a full set is pretty hot, and for whom a limp is way more lust-inducing than a catwalk swagger. Read the rest of this entry » |
