HEY RON! - I WANT TO MOVE TO CALIFORNIA WITH A MAN NAMED AFTER TOASTER PASTRIESTuesday, October 27, 2009
Welcome true believers and newcomers alike. Once again we find our hero Ron, better known around the Vice offices as the accounts receivable manager, using his super-powers of ironclad reasoning and supernatural deduction to solve an unfathomable mystery submitted by one of his dear readers. In this week’s adventure Ron addresses a troubled young person who wishes to flee the halls of higher education for a freewheelin’ life in California. Tallyho! Read the rest of this entry » |
You must remove your clogs before entering their mansion in the hills of Gothenburg but once you’re in, you’ll be served steaming mugs of fragrant Turkish hash-and-mushroom tea while they play acoustic Byrds covers complete with perfect three-part harmonies. (Their parents are owls, btw.) 
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The true New York look is totally indistinguishable from the true well-behaved-toddler look. If a day-care worker saw them standing there at the museum he’d make them hold on to the rope and go, “Come on, you two. Get with the group.” Enlarge/Comments
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