Netherlands



WHO WANTS TO BE AUX RAUS?

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Aux Raus are a couple of friends of us who make their own distinctive brand of dance music that is basically gabber but funnier. Here’s one of their songs: Read the rest of this entry »


RELICS OF GABBER

Monday, December 7, 2009


In the early 90s a new Dutch movement emerged from deep, deep within the underground. A movement that strictly fed on Dutch soil and soiled Dutch minds. It was called gabber. Read the rest of this entry »


THE SWEET, SWEET RAVAGES OF WAR

Wednesday, December 2, 2009


Excusing the occasional homo-slaying and director-stab, the Netherlands has a reputation for being a pretty easy-going, tolerant place. There’s one group here, however, that nobody dares talk about. A group that wields such fell, utter influence over Dutch politics and society that even hinting at joking about implying a whisper of a suggestion of a muffled cough about their foibles is tantamount to professional (and potentially biological) suicide. That group is, of course, Mutilated World War I Soldiers.
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YOU WON’T DIE IF YOU READ THIS

Monday, November 23, 2009

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I’m not really good at distinguishing hysteria from factual information. Confronted with more than 190 million sites about 2012, I decided – before I would suffocate in my farts of infinite fear – to look for someone who could tell me something more cheerful about this so-called Apocalypse. I found Anton Teuben, a 2012 connoisseur, UFO specialist, and the pulsing brain behind a hugely popular conspiracy website in the Netherlands called Niburu.nl. This self-proclaimed whistleblower form the North of Holland has a deviant vision of 2012 that has something to do with aliens who’ll come to save us, the annihilation of the Illumnati, and also something with soap operas.

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