DAMN, YOUR NAILS LOOK GOODThursday, November 5, 2009
Fingernails are hard, horn-like dead skin cells protruding from the squishy softness of your digits. It’s weird that people paint and decorate them. Does that mean we should we airbrush and bedazzle corpses too? No, but that could be next and if so, Molly Surno would probably do an art show about that too. Read the rest of this entry » |
WHICH CUTE PICTURE GOES ON THE MIDDLE?Friday, October 16, 2009
Vice turned 15 this month, and what do 15-year-olds care about? Getting in trouble and doing their nails! So check it out, there’s this totally hot invention that’s gonna change the way you think about dead skin cells forever. It’s called the Crazy Nail Art Printer and it lets you create your own designs on your computer and then print them straight onto your nails. Total game changer, right? |
If you can’t decide whether to be a mod or a punk or a communist or a hooligan or a girl or a really faggy medieval prince just be them all. 
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You can always tell which girls didn’t get dollies when they were young. They stick stuff on their face and buy shit for their hair until they look like a cartoonish cougar version of a kids’ toy.
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