You might have noticed that our Hey Ron! column has ben conspicuously absent these past two weeks. That’s because Ron has decided to take a little hiatus as we put together a few bigger and better things that are in the works. We can’t say exactly when the column will return, but giving Ron some love in the comments definitely won’t hurt. It might even speed things along.
Hey Ron!
HEY RON! HIATUSWednesday, November 11, 2009 |
HEY RON! - I WANT TO MOVE TO CALIFORNIA WITH A MAN NAMED AFTER TOASTER PASTRIESTuesday, October 27, 2009
Welcome true believers and newcomers alike. Once again we find our hero Ron, better known around the Vice offices as the accounts receivable manager, using his super-powers of ironclad reasoning and supernatural deduction to solve an unfathomable mystery submitted by one of his dear readers. In this week’s adventure Ron addresses a troubled young person who wishes to flee the halls of higher education for a freewheelin’ life in California. Tallyho! Read the rest of this entry » |
HEY RON - 2 GIRLS 1 DECISIONTuesday, October 20, 2009
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HEY RON! - MY BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME AT A BLINK-182 CONCERTTuesday, October 13, 2009
Ron’s back on the attack once again, sorting out a young gal’s dilemma concerning her boyfriend. The long and short of it? He hooked up with another lady at a (gasp!) mall-punk concert and she ain’t too happy about the whole ordeal. Let’s see how our man Ronald advises her on this sticky little situation. (PS: We just discovered Ron started his own Twitter.) Read the rest of this entry » |
HEY RON! - MY GIRLFRIEND GETS THE WORST TATTOOSTuesday, October 6, 2009
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HEY RON - I WANT TO STEAL SOMEBODY’S BOYFRIENDTuesday, September 29, 2009
The mess Ron has to clean up this week is sloppier than a dung beetle’s hind legs during a dysentery pandemic: A college girl in the middle of nowhere wants a guy she likes to break up with his long-term girlfriend and get with her. Keep reading to find out why Ron says her wishes fall under the category of “big-time no-no.” Read the rest of this entry » |
HEY RON! - MY DAD SWIPED MY WEEDTuesday, September 22, 2009
Trouble likes to present itself on Tuesdays, and Ron is always to the rescue like a superhero-cum-debt-negotiator-for-a-magazine come to life. He is all the courage a fretful teen needs to tell his dad he’s sorry for smoking marijuana. And that’s exactly what our problem is today. Keep reading for the resolution to this age-old dilemma. |
HEY RON! - MY DAD’S A BIGOTED BASTARDTuesday, September 15, 2009
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HEY RON! - MY GIRL’S A FLIRTWednesday, September 9, 2009Yesterday the internet was having a bad day. It was tired and crabby and needed its diapey changed. So we put it to bed early and today's it's been on its best behavior, so now we're all set for Ron to tell this guy how to get his girlfriend to stop batting her eyes at everything wearing human flesh. |
HEY RON! - MY BENDER WRECKED MY PARENTS’ FENDERTuesday, September 1, 2009
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