Christians

When national Christian organization Catch the Fire Ministries heard about the blood-stained pillar atop a hill overlooking Australia’s Parliament House, they interpreted this as further evidence to support their belief that Satan is at work in and around our policy-determining hub. In order to combat this evil, they organized a mass “prayer offensive” at the site with the triple-barreled intention of 1. reversing any spells cast by the witches, 2. hopefully changing politicians’ minds about things they disagree with (such as abortion and gay people) and 3. sending out good vibes to ensure a bushfire-victim free summer. Really, what on earth could go wrong?
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