Calvin Johnson
HALO BENDERS DON’T MAKE NO JUNK IN THE TRUNKMonday, November 9, 2009 |
Yeah, the classic Gucci with the ankle strap is hot and everything but there’s something about rubber boots that just kind of makes your dick explode. I guess that’s why they’re water proof.
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It’s hard to find a fun couple that feels like going out more than once a week and you’re not even sure which one you like better. Like even if the guy doesn’t make it, you and your girlfriend just hang out with her and you don’t feel like a fag for “goofing with the gals.” If you are a couple like this, know that you represent about 17% of the couple population and it’s time to get married.
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