MYSTERY ROD
So far 2010 hasn’t exactly been a blinding flury of excitement in the UK. No, I’ve pretty much just been watching episodes of Campion (a really slow detective show starring a man so comfortable in his acting career that he doesn’t feel pressured to do any acting at all) and trying to figure out what this weird Syrian dildo thing my flatmate got for Christmas does. Help me out here.
What the hell do you measure with letters? Words? My flatmate was given it unwrapped and no-one has a clue what it does. It has one sharpened metal edge (which isn’t sharp enough to cut anything,) a sticker on the base saying “Made in Syria,” and it’s too fat to be a letter-themed letter-opener. What does it all mean?
Anonymous, on Jan 5, 2010 wrote:
Do Syrians even use the A,B,C’s? |
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| lukehavergal, on Jan 5, 2010 wrote:
its an alarm clock idiots...
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Anonymous, on Jan 5, 2010 wrote:
it’s a letter opener. |
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Anonymous, on Jan 4, 2010 wrote:
It’s a penis measuring device... duh!
I can go from "F" to "X" in a matter of seconds. |
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Anonymous, on Jan 4, 2010 wrote:
Fuck! How are you not whistling the Campion theme song all day?
I haven’t seen those for years, I wonder if their still good? |
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Anonymous, on Jan 4, 2010 wrote:
It’s a reinforced ruler for teachers to beat students with. |
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Anonymous, on Jan 4, 2010 wrote:
ring seizer dont have a sharpened metal edge on it lol |
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Anonymous, on Jan 4, 2010 wrote:
no its not to measure ring size i dont know what that shit is but is not to measure ring size ! |
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Anonymous, on Jan 4, 2010 wrote:
Definintely a ring sizer. |
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| Tammy Faye, on Jan 4, 2010 wrote:
Rings are sized by number. |
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Anonymous, on Jan 4, 2010 wrote:
yeah, i think it measures ring sizes |
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Anonymous, on Jan 4, 2010 wrote:
Its like and anal Ouija board. You shove it up you ass and people ask you questions. It spells out the answers. Have fun! |
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Anonymous, on Jan 4, 2010 wrote:
It’s to measure ring sizes. |
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