YOU WON’T DIE IF YOU READ THIS

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I’m not really good at distinguishing hysteria from factual information. Confronted with more than 190 million sites about 2012, I decided – before I would suffocate in my farts of infinite fear – to look for someone who could tell me something more cheerful about this so-called Apocalypse. I found Anton Teuben, a 2012 connoisseur, UFO specialist, and the pulsing brain behind a hugely popular conspiracy website in the Netherlands called Niburu.nl. This self-proclaimed whistleblower form the North of Holland has a deviant vision of 2012 that has something to do with aliens who’ll come to save us, the annihilation of the Illumnati, and also something with soap operas.

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Vice: Let’s cut to the chase. Will I die in 2012?
Anton Teuben:
Look, the end of times is not the end of the earth. The Mayans weren’t saying that. You have to see the Apocalypse as a next step of mankind, as a change of consciousness. We’ll go from the so-called third dimension to the fifth dimension. In 2012 the earth will change its position in the universe. Our little particles will vibrate on a higher level–it’s related to quantum physics. It’s the evolution of consciousness. Old authentic knowledge will be resorted to the human mind, knowledge that has been kept from us. That is 2012.

….?
Yes, we’re getting pure knowledge. It’s important that humanity notices that things are changing. The Mayans knew thing were going to change; they wrote it down in their prophetic calendar.

Does it mean that what I know now is bullshit?
Well, most people are busy with daily TV soaps, hamburgers, and mortgages. Real knowledge is being kept from us; known facts are suppressed by the media. An example: we already have a bunch of medicine to cure cancer. But nobody is working with these medicines. And how is it possible that everybody is taking pills and supplements when everyone knows that chemical waste is bad for your body? You don’t have to be a hippie to know that, really. We’re not able to regulate our own bodies, and that is a bad thing. But…if we could, the pharmaceutical industry wouldn’t make any profit, and wouldn’t be able to make slaves of the earthlings.

Excuse me, slaves?
We’re being kept busy on earth so that that we can’t develop an interest in things that really matter, like extraterrestrial life. Give people a lot of problems with money, create as much misery as you can, construct UMTS poles that cause cancer…. Look, the elite of this world only has one thing on their mind: power and money. They want a world with one global government, where normal people behave as ignorant slaves.

That sounds really depressing…
Go sit on a plane and take a real good look at earth. Or just go and sit in front of the television and notice that 80 percent of this world is sick and polluted. The magnetic fields are disrupted. Dolphins are swimming on the beaches. Earth is confused. Why? Because of chemtrails, HAARP, and UMTS poles that change the earth. And look at all the people on the street – and I’m talking about 99 percent here – they’re being kept in their reality, in the third dimension, with the help television, newspapers, and worldwide broadcast Teletext. Because of the media, we’re being dictated what we know.

And who’s behind all of this?
The Illuminati. A group of twelve powerful people. They’re the all-seeing eye, the symbol of the dollar. The all-seeing eye sees all. And that’s exactly what they do. They’re above governments. This is the world of the Bildenberg club, the G8, G20. The absolute elite. They’ve got a consciousness that’s doesn’t correspond with the consciousness of an average citizen. They’re smarter and have their own agenda. But you should neglect them. If you’d discover how deep the rabbit hole is and if you knew what the Illuminati would do to maintain their power…Well, it would make you terrified.

I’m already scared stiff. But what has all of this to do with the Apocalypse?
Everything is connected. That’s hard to comprehend, but that’s the new reality. On Niburu.nl we try to offer people pure information, because we’re whistleblowers. All the other media don’t do proper research and send bullcrap out in the open. In just a few years from now we will be lifted to the new reality, and people must be prepared.

Or else…? So I’m going to die?
Not everybody will die. People who don’t have their system in check, who don’t have the knowledge, will collapse. They literally can’t cope with new vibrations of the fifth dimension. Basically it means that everything that you normally see on the street will lay lifeless on the ground. It’s not a pleasant sight. It’s a sad situation, but it will come to pass and it’s unstoppable. That’s why people need to have real knowledge, but real knowledge hasn’t been accessible for a long time. The elite want them to be slaves….How? Just read them a little manipulative speech in church. Really, people know nothing. The third dimension, in which most of the people live, is a dimension created by deception. These people won’t survive the new dimension. We try to prepare them, to warn them and to give knowledge that will bring them to the light, so they can survive the Apocalypse.

How do you get your pure knowledge?
We, Niburu, are given information from aliens. I have contact with multiple kinds of aliens. Repitilians, who are reptile-like aliens, and Greys, who have big eyes. You can’t film Greys, because they always suddenly appear before you. You also have Greys from different dimensions. The ones from the lower dimensions used to abduct people. But they left earth a while ago.

Hold on, you actually met aliens. Isn’t that really scary?
If you know they exist it’s less scary. The first encounter I had was with the good aliens. When I came home, there was a landing of a UFO. I thought. What the heck? The area behind my house was resonating, but I saw nothing. Then I walked towards the vibrating air and saw a UFO. What happened then was unbelievable. Even in comparison with what I witnessed later on…

And than you had contact with aliens…How does that work?
It’s actually really normal. I already knew aliens existed and met a lot of people who had contact. I knew UFOs were filling our skies, but just didn’t notice. But aliens are not hostile. Some are even really nice and humorous. They communicate telepathically.

Do they all look the same?
Yeah, they actually do. But there are many different species. And a lot of people have contact with them.

What was their message to you?
Their message was: Warn people for the things that are bound to happen.
Because it’s almost 2012. They’re helping us. There even is a collaboration between several alien species to free us and help us. That collaboration is called the GF. The Galactic Federation. Of course, many people will dismiss this information as abracadabra or as science fiction. But it exists: aliens working together to help earthlings. And they’re already doing it. Cash flows are disrupted and nuclear weapons are being disarmed.

And what is your mission?
Warning people. That’s what Niburu is all about. Give real knowledge and make people lose their fear of aliens. Because I know a lot about that subject, 80 percent who’ve come to me lost their fear and even saw an UFO after I talked to them. Some even got a visit at home.

But not everybody believes you, right?
Every whistleblower in the Netherlands has the same problem. Most of them are in a mental institution just because they believe in aliens and spread the word. Some people just can’t and won’t comprehend it and of course are told crap by the regular media. Luckily a new group of journalists rose to the occasion and I’m happy you’re one of them. They want to find out the truth by doing thorough research. They noticed something is not OK. They’ll find out the truth.



Monday, November 23, 2009 at 3:46 pm by NICOLAAS VEUL VICE NL nl
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Comments

Petor, on Dec 5, 2009 wrote:
As an artist I swim through bullshit constantly. I don’t know all the flavours but I know some. When you talk about what you don’t know you dress your words in emperors clothing. It sounds good and that’s good enough. Not so. Take the red pill and go down the rabbit hole. Don’t just linger at the entrance and make up shit about it to those too afraid to enter. Reality is subjective, and when you communicate, your language, cliches, perceptions etc. are a consensus. It is a snow globe on the shelf of a bigger store. All this extradimensional "alien" stuff isn’t bullshit. Our minds are bullshit. The more I research this stuff, the more I see wishfull thinking, misrepresented evidence, special interest fables and just plain mass hysteria. At least organised religion is going down the toilet where it belongs and rational comparative investigation is becoming popular. The problem is with our perceptions of reality, our imaginations and irrational fears that compel us to decide certain metaphors are actually the truth... The higher beings are being careful with our childish cranky species. Look at sugared up 10 year olds playing Grand Theft Auto. That’s how they see us. They shake their heads sympathetically. Good thing there are people who try to keep reinvestigating the morass of lies to achieve an open mind. An open mind is noticed by benevolence in nature, and if you’re healthy and kind, the demons of illusion will shrink away.
Mason, on Nov 24, 2009 wrote:
Why get high with the guy when you could burn one with the Niburanites?
Anonymous, on Nov 24, 2009 wrote:
^ hahahaahahaha
Anonymous, on Nov 24, 2009 wrote:
The guy has some beautiful delusions. I only wish he had evidence. Thanks Vice, for bringing this to my attention.
A Taipan, on Nov 24, 2009 wrote:
This guy would be a hoot to get high with... or not...
Anonymous, on Nov 24, 2009 wrote:
’totally with this guy until he said "end"’

U R SO FUNNY
Anonymous, on Nov 23, 2009 wrote:
Color me impressed. I think he managed to include every conspiracy theory in a 10 minute interview. Even Moulder and Scully would be proud.
Anonymous, on Nov 23, 2009 wrote:
Funny how everybody accepts an all-knowing, all-seeing being named God who controls everything, creates everything, and must be obeyed or else when you die you go to a place called Hell where you suffer forever at the hands of a horrible being called Satan. Everybody must be good followers of God so that when Judgement Day comes you can be whisked away to Heaven. The best part is that there is absolutely no evidence for any of this except for "faith". Yet, when someone talks about people from elsewhere, other planets, and humans being able to do this thing called "evolving", it’s completely out of the question, and totally ridiculous. Come on. You people can do better than that. Instead of "us" and "them" we need to start understanding what’s real.
Anonymous, on Nov 23, 2009 wrote:
listen to that cat on "science fantastic". he’s been destroying all this shiest. the movie goes along with Footloose and the mass appeal is like Hootie wilin’ out freestyle over some Yanni Rotterdam.. tbc...
Anonymous, on Nov 23, 2009 wrote:
Would be nice with a little change...
Rominel, on Nov 23, 2009 wrote:
Wish I had a chance to grab a few beers with this guy..
Anonymous, on Nov 23, 2009 wrote:
why only twelve? and how do i get in?
Anonymous, on Nov 23, 2009 wrote:
totally with this guy until he said "end"
lowbrow, on Nov 23, 2009 wrote:
2012 is real. it’s about 25 months away.
Anonymous, on Nov 23, 2009 wrote:
"We, Niburu, are given information from aliens. I have contact with multiple kinds of aliens. Repitilians, who are reptile-like aliens, and Greys, who have big eyes. You can’t film Greys, because they always suddenly appear before you. You also have Greys from different dimensions. The ones from the lower dimensions used to abduct people. But they left earth a while ago."

ummm is this guy for serious?
Anonymous, on Nov 23, 2009 wrote:
2012 is NOT REAL.
Anonymous, on Nov 23, 2009 wrote:
Terence McKenna And The Grave Robbers. That’s going to be the name of my band.
Anonymous, on Nov 23, 2009 wrote:
t0tally with this guy until he said "the illuminati"
daddybourbon, on Nov 23, 2009 wrote:
come on man. im tired of 2012 bs
Anonymous, on Nov 23, 2009 wrote:
So we are basically going to say "Hey fourth dimension, fuck you! We’re moving onto to bigger and better dimensions!"

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