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  As soon as we heard PETA committed genocide for the “greater good” we changed our whole mode of thinking and switched to this. Sure clueless white boys say we look like a cross between Canadian rappers in ‘90s streetwear and mobsters’ wives, but they can suck a dick. We’re making a statement about communist delusions and our own inexorable ties to the food chain.
  
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  “Just kidding” girls are hot but they’re usually tomboys. When they bust out grandma-wear you get the fun-to-hang-out-with sense of humor with all the femininity that made you attracted to girls in the first place.
  
  PS Warning: a lot of these girls are nuts so tread slowly.
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