Since I last posted I have been pissed on 16 times and had my hand shat in five times. My child is like my own personal German shizen video.
In that time, the stars aligned and Vice figured out how to post my videos from my wife’s retarded uncle Lonnie’s Halloween Party. And when I say, “They figured out how,” I mean, “I uploaded the videos myself to YouTube or else you’d never see them.” Although I began putting up my Christmas lights yesterday, I still think these music videos are relevant. The songs are timeless, the characters are exciting and challenging, and most importantly, this is Lonnie’s first foray into cinematography. If you ask me, Lonnie is the next Spike Jonze. He already looks like one of the characters from Where the Wild Things Are.
So we can look at these four masterpieces as Lonnie’s Video Days. (The videos are immensely funnier if you watch them with the thought that this is their Christmas party.)
(For more stupid, go to Chrisnieratko.com)
Tags: breakthroughs in video technology, Christmas or Halloween I cannot tell, Lonnie, Meet the Nieratkos, Skinema
this is the kind of superhero gotham needs.
oh god. you’re one of the people that puts up christmas decorations before thanksgiving. ugh.
i love that sweetie, she is so down to party in her sombrero.
The guy with the third video is wearing my favorite shirt! I really do dress like a retard!
wonderful, truly heartfelt stuff
Those presents in front of the huge blown up menorah look like tombstones.
I think you’re right. He is the next Jonze. Would be nice with a real retard in the film business instead of all those fake ones.
What do you guys celebrate when Christmas comes around?
Easter!
that baby is gonna be such a dick.
does lonnie know people aniticpate his episodes?
@ blugh
if u want to be a Cee U Next Tuesday about someones baby, go talk to yo mama first