Do's and Don'ts

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  She’s aiming at “grunge goes to college” but it’s coming off more like the cover artwork of a porno VHS where schoolgirls have to drink the jizz of hairy Germans out of a martini glass.
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  I don’t know if it’s male or female and frankly I don’t care. I just want to rub my asshole up and down its face until it starts yodeling for mercy.
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