A farmer in China dug up a two-foot tall, 12-pound knotweed root that’s shaped like a boy and can’t decide what he should do with it. Way we see it, he’s got two options: place it in a bowl of fresh milk under his pregnant mother’s bed and feed it two drops of blood a day to cure her mysterious illness, or else start a laxative company–knotweed’s known in Chinese medicine for its shit-extracting properties, and this particular root could be marketed to make every trip to the toilet seem like a blessing.
In other holy crap news, last night in London Prancehall found an animal-made monument that will surely go down in the annals of Hackney past–a perfectly vertical log of dog shit. It’s Hackney’s very own Stonehenge. Stoolhenge, if you will. The local council should put a perspex box around it to protect it, just like they do with any grotesque Banksy creation.
hate it break it to you but verti-shits aren’t that uncommon. my dog leaves those behind all the time. then i pick them up, but sometimes i’m tempted to leave them standing as monuments to his glorious asshole.
first option, for sure.
what ever banksy is the shit
It looks like he’s blowing a kiss. Also, that he has elephantitis on his face. I say cut off the head and then put in the bowl of milk and see if he can grow a normal head back. Then you can worry about the other shit.
I’ve taken a few outdoor shits in my life and they dont come out looking half as good as that. Kudos, Kujo.