Did you ever want to know where is the tummy in which all ideas, even thought itself, get big and ready to be born? Or more specifically, what lab David Lynch uses to cultivate perception? Easy answer: It’s called the unified field, which we talked to Lynch about in a recent interview, and if you snicker about it you’re not going to get a chance to win an autographed copy of his book Catching the Big Fish. We have five to give away.
You’re going to have to work for it, and that means using words and little things called periods and commas. You may choose ONE of the following questions to answer. Best ones (chosen by us) will win.
Who is a better villain, Frank Booth from Blue Velvet or BOB from Twin Peaks, and why?
or
Who would you rather, Laura Palmer or Audrey Horne, and why?
OK, git to typing and email your answers here.
PS: The books are courtesy of the David Lynch Foundation, which is now planning the aptly named David Lynch Weekend from November 13 - 15. It’s held at Maharishi University of Management in Fairfield, Iowa (of all places). The event is both a visitors’ weekend for prospective students and a conference on the creative process, TM, sustainability, world peace, and other assorted glorious things.
PPS: The editor-in-chief of this magazine realizes he is basically shilling, AGAIN, for TM, but would again like to register the fact that this doesn’t get him all qualmed up. Not one bit.
PPPS: http://www.davidlynchfoundation.org/
Tags: Catching the Big Fish, contest, David Lynch, interview, Would you rather
this is so easy it’s not even fair. i could do either of them but let’s go with the first. easy - bob. frank is evil, but bob IS evil. frank is like the pinky toe jam of bob. plus, bob didn’t need some shitty piece of fabric to get off. bob was hardcore, is hardcore, and will always be hardcore, because unlike frank, he will always be here, waiting, waiting to fuck shit up and scare the everliving poopoo out of teenage girls.
let me add that whenever leland looked into a mirror and bob was there a tiny turd turtleheaded out of my butt and sucked back in once the scene changed.
Audrey Horne.
Those lips.
Those eyes.
Those raised eyebrows.
I’m not a lesbian.
Buuuut,
…
audrey, no fucking question. first of all, i never thought laura was hot. lynch has a thing for blonds that i don’t find attractive (not including naomi watts, i would do nasty things to that woman). also, laura was a fucking whore. audrey, on the other hand, was a virgin until ol dude popped it on the plane (he did, right? it’s been a while). and, i remember when i was little and we watched of mice and men in school and i thought she was hot. so yeah, audrey. and she has a nice strut. i loved the scenes of her walking to her dad’s office.
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I would totally do Frank before I did Bob. No question.
davie lynch can go suck a unified dick
frank and bob is the same dude. choosing between grandma and her sister is difficult. they both beat me in scrabble. so what’s the difference.
although frank has the beautiful teeth.
Bob is obviously the better villain. He didn’t even audition for the part, it was an accident as a result of him being on the set and ending up in a scene. That’s actually what that man looks like. No makeup was involved. He’s a frightening man when he is buying corn beef hash in a can for dinner at the Stop & Shop and he is repeatedly questioned every time he takes an airplane anywhere. No competition.
i would hide in the closet anyday to watch Frank.
Daddy?
i believe i learned a valuable lesson today. i apologize for referring to you boys in an insulting manner.
I don’t give a damn about the book. What I want to know more about is the transcendental connection between David Lynch and Walter Day.
I just want the book.
Who won!?!?!?!