Hey, are you a complete motherfucking idiot? Would you like a hot tub? Some geniuses in Long Island have a total bargain for you, and all you have to do is stage some kind of extremely precarious backyard Bosch scenario where you behave like a human lobster and slowly roast yourself until you perish. Just balance this giant sink on wooden bar stools and light a bonfire underneath it–and get your friends to shiver in their towels waiting for their chance to possibly die in any number of retarded ways that will have their friends and family wondering how they lived this long in the first place. Complete listing below.
Free “Hot Tub” (Long island)
Date: 2009-11-06, 11:28AM EST
Reply to: sale-tnpth-1454050391@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I’m only getting rid of it because I am moving cross-country. I will definitely set up another one at my new home. It works awesome!
It is pretty heavy. You will need a truck to move it. I can help load it up.
- Location: Long island
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Wow, who let the inbreds out of the basement?
can i use it for a planter in front of my park slope brownstone? is there a leg i can lock my double-wide mclaren stroller to? does it have casters or the ability to add casters?
Is this not exactly the sort of ploy a cartoon cannibal would use to rustle up supper?
shouldn’t they know somthing’s amiss when the ketchup and mustard are already out?
You dumb asses. This is so OLD. It’s a joke also. Fucking morons. Vice is fucking stupid.
you are bright. fax me some advice to my microwave, ass hat.
OLD joke is OLD.
First day on the internet?
I’m sure the Donner party used something like this. Neat!
im pretty sure they saw the quiznos commercial about the redneck hot tub and thought it was a good idea.
OLD joke is OLD.
First day on the internet?
youse guys definitely isn’t sophocles.
i think a lame tired old queen is stupid. ( idiot jerk off)
Really? Even Quiznos already realized this was funny.
successful troll is successful
this is in a quiznos commercial
The one on the right looks like hes about to drop his kids on at the pool!
today on free craigslist i found a rusty fire hydrant.