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  Escaped Russian-convict gypsy-sex-cult members who bum little boys for breakfast are the best people to base your next tattoo on.
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  What's so bad about judging a book by its cover? Come on. When you see this guy's mustache and the ridiculous clothes behind it you just know he's a good guy. In fact, if you met him and he ended up being lame you'd be all disoriented, bumping into tables and crying, "I don't know who my friends are anymore. I don't know who to trust," like Sean Penn in The Falcon and the Snowman.
  
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