ALSO, YOUR TEETH LOOK YELLOW

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Black light nowadays is mostly only used to check for valid identification and “protein” stains in hotel rooms…and now it’s used to check out asses squished into Diesel’s new line of denim. Their outlandish new side project is geared towards the kind of person that wants to rage 24/7 without going home to shower or change (aka college students). During the day the jeans and t-shirts seem like your regular go-to garments, but under black lights they magically transform into rave-friendly gear. For guys the jean back pockets reveal gnarly tribal dragon decals that remind me of hip-hop pervert Sisqo. But the ladies denim turns a cool electric blue with little disco ball mirrors on the legs, which look more like Tetris puzzle pieces than anything Mariah Carey would want to dance under. Worn with the right top the pants can be made to look less “I’m from Lawng Eyelan” and more “I live above 14th Street.”

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 at 4:37 pm by ANNETTE LAMOTHE-RAMOS VICE US us
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  1. Jono says:

    i would be terribly embarrassed if someone black lighted the jeans i’m wearing now.

  2. head and shoulders says:

    i would be terribly embarrassed if someone black lighted my scalp

  3. cystomatic says:

    does it make you pink if you are gay? if so, I just invented GAYDAR, BITCHES!

  4. Black light is just evil…

  5. spartacus says:

    Once I wore this great shirt to a great strip club, not knowing that a solvent a girlfriend had used to fix a stain would look like a big splooge of sperm when the black light was going on. It was kind of awkward. It was also a good conversation starter. This is a true story.

  6. PB says:

    So is living above 14th st a good thing or a bad thing? Or are you just referring to the professional world that falls mainly into the category of “requires leather shoes on the job”

  7. PB says:

    So is living above 14th st a good thing or a bad thing? Or are you just referring to the professional world that falls mainly into the category of “requires leather shoes on the job”
    Sorry… forgot to say great post - can’t wait to read your next one!

  8. DOUCHEY GUY says:

    Hello? Why hasn’t anyone mentioned the jeans totally suck??? There is a dragon on the back pocket of one of the jeans retards, its not 1997 you know. Although, you guys are American and therefore a- have no real concept of style, b- are years behind your contemporaries in Europe (no, not mainland). Sucks doesn’ it?

  9. ultimatelazer says:

    -that is a great concept. You could make sum supa hot gear with that.

  10. berta says:

    arent you supposed to point out if its a paid ad? with smthg like “sponsored by” or some different font