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  I can’t tell if he just got to his chest and said “Fuck it,” or saw himself in the mirror and was like “Hang on a sec, why make myself a half-assed woman when I can just be a cool gay dude on top of a really hot girl?” but it’s kind of making me want to do both.
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  We looked into it and he's serious. He genuinely really liked Johnny Depp as Edward Scissorhands. We go, "What are you, a 14-year-old girl?" and he goes, "No, I'm just really, really stupid and incredibly boring."
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