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An 18 year-old kid is kicking everyone’s asses in the race to “make everyday an adventure.” Washington youth Colton Harris-Moore has eluded police for weeks after a string of fourteen awesome burglaries on Orcas Island that often involve stealing and crash landing small aircraft around the island. After fleeing a juvenile detention center in April of 2008, Harris-Moore began a 50-burglary-spree on Camano Island, moving from there to the San Juan Islands where he allegedly began a string of boat thefts, the gateway drug of grand larceny. (Read more about this here.) Since the only thing you’ll ever do that comes close to this is read those little books that let you decide what path of action comes after your journeys in space and on islands with dragons and spies, where you ended up naked and locked out of the house after your invisible powers wore off, you might be interested in this video.

Watch each segment and choose from the options. See if you can win. You want to win don’t you?





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  1. The Max says:

    Fight!

  2. Tucker says:

    Choose Your Own Adventure was a little immature for my tastes. I think of myself as more of a Time Machine guy.

  3. Jono says:

    This “Choose Your Own Adventure” on youtube was pretty entertaining. Though not as entertaining as the kid who leaves the dentist all doped out and nutty. That was entertainment!

  4. nate says:

    like swamp thing can make bird calls anyways.

  5. yoyoyo says:

    Colton is awesome. He’s totally famous here in Washington.

  6. Colton says:

    only one place to get your Colton Harris Moore original T-shirt http://www.coltonharrismoorefanclub.com

  7. Jennn says:

    colton for president.

  8. total fucking hippie says:

    is he really into crimethinc. or something?

  9. zippers says:

    kid is wild. live the dream yo.

  10. katie says:

    it looks as if he thinks being in jurassic park is no big whup.

  11. stephanie says:

    See the “Top 10 Stupid Quotes to Come Out of the Colton Harris-Moore “Barefoot Burglar” Case”?

    http://www.celebulicio.us/2009/10/top-10-stupid-quotes-from-the-colton-harris-moore-%e2%80%9cbarefoot-burglar%e2%80%9d-case/