HEY RON! - MY BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME AT A BLINK-182 CONCERT

Ron’s back on the attack once again, sorting out a young gal’s dilemma concerning her boyfriend. The long and short of it? He hooked up with another lady at a (gasp!) mall-punk concert and she ain’t too happy about the whole ordeal. Let’s see how our man Ronald advises her on this sticky little situation. (PS: We just discovered Ron started his own Twitter.) 

Hey Ron!

So I really like my boyfriend and I thought everything was going great. Until he drunk texted me at a Blink-182 concert (first of all, Blink? I’d like to think he’d have better taste) saying that he hooked up with this girl. I’ll call her “Sammy.” Sammy’s possibly the biggest bitch I know and even before this all happened I hated her (which he was well aware of). He claims she threw herself at him, and of course all his friends are backing him up. So what do I do? Break up with him or get over it?

First of all, the fact that he went to a Blink-182 concert shows that both he and you have no taste, because he picked the concert and you picked him. And you can’t call the girl a bitch because she is doing what most girls do drunk anyway, OK? (Actually, I wont say most girls, just the ones who want me.) He’s just using that excuse to his advantage. I think it’s just a lot less pressure for people to say, “Oh I was drunk. It happened. Sue me!” as a way out. Drunken people have no feelings or remorse.

Beyond that, you shouldn’t be mad at the other girl. Your man is the one who really did the cheating. There’s no sign on his forehead that says, “I got a girl at home waiting for me in bed.” So she did what people do when they’re drunk and think someone is attractive. And be mad at his friends too—they’re the ones who egged him on and guys are gonna do what guys are gonna do. So don’t believe him when he says that he doesn’t know how it happened. You don’t just trip and land in it. It may have not been a master plan, but it was definitely planned to some extent.

A guy isn’t going to let a friend turn down sex, period. Free sex is free sex. That is the truth of it, and these types of things happen all the time. Do you know how many people were born just because Woodstock happened? Thousands. So do whatever you want—break up with him or don’t. Just know that he definitely enjoyed it.

Love,
Ron

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 at 5:58 pm by RON VICE US
Tags: Blink 182, Cheating, drunks, Hey Ron!, Poor Taste, Uncategorized

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