WHITE SHIT

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It took us a few google searches to find some streaming White Shit. The band with Andy Coronado, the guitarist from Monorchid and Skull Kontrol. It features two other guys (Cody Willis and Jared Waren) from the Karp/Big Business/Melvins family of eardrum destroyers and someone named TITS on bass, not the actual stuff.

Along the way we did find an entire forum thread speculating what happened to the white dog shit that apparently plastered sidewalks until the 90s, as well as a white power band’s MySpace page and the wonderful White Shit Inc. who seem to fall under the catchall of “entertainers” and obtained their page layout from Trojan condoms. Let us know which kind of White Shit you prefer. Anyhoo, their 15-minute debut Scuplted Beef (how long does something have to be before it crosses over from CD-ingle to EP?) features tracks with titles like “Bathroom Cop,” “Homeopathic Valtrex,” and “Time’s the Boss.” They don’t appear to have a MySpace where you can, you know, listen to full-length songs, but you can suck on a few poos over at the Other Music digital store. And OK, here, here’s one too.




Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 1:07 pm by VICE VICE US us
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  1. TK says:

    You had me at Karp/Big Business/Melvins family.

  2. Jono says:

    The 2 dudes from Big Business/Melvins can do no wrong. The song here is pretty ridiculous.

  3. jorts says:

    hey i like women too.

  4. poozer says:

    if that was floating in a pool it could be a zero bar.

  5. Fuck Yo Couch says:

    SAVED BY ZEEEEROOOO

  6. sam says:

    do you see that tooth in there?

  7. TITS says:

    TITS is the best bassist on earth.

  8. TITS says:

    Rrrrrearlly