All those evangelicals who think you can deprogram gays are fucking idiots, and to prove it I am going to try to “deprogram” my heterosexuality by giving this guy hand jobs for the rest of his life (watch, it won’t work).
Someone submitted this as a DON’T which really hurt our feelings because this is our kind of guy. Skyscraper is the one with “This must be just like livin in paradise / And I don't want to go home.”
