You know what? Fuck punk. And fuck trying to be a hippie. They both take too long. Everyone under 20 needs to become a rockabilly. The hair’s a cinch, the shoes make you look tall, and unless you’re living with your granddad in Alabama, it’s actually become rebellious again.
We love Canada and everything but Calgary girls are not exactly the kind of thing David Lee Roth is going to write a song about. They’re just a little too “Brosephine.”
