DOS & DON'TS

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  Or you could just move to Australia and open a death-rock accounting firm named after a Birthday Party song with your ex-skinhead green-card wife. Your call.
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  DOs & DON'Ts

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  Slave auctions are totally illegal. And totally illegal = Boner City.
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  DOs & DON'Ts