Oh, to be wheeled to the banks of the river Styx by an immaculately attired angel of death who smells like lilies and brimstone and softly murmurs songs of praise in a stately baritone. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
For Spanish tourists in New York, every single shitty boring square inch of sidewalk is “super fantastic.” Can you imagine how hard their minds would be blown if it was actually still fun here? Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
