Fuck sexy. Sexy’s corny. Comfers-cozers is the new sexy because you can go rent movies with it and it never complains about how long the walk is. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
If you’re married to her you’re not so into such a slutty pile of sweaty make up but during the shitfaced years she’s about as crucial to the party as your friend calling his guy.
