Pastel-wearing best-friend’s-younger-sister girls without a single sharp corner are so anathema to all the dingy, wasted shit you got up to last night they should sell them next to the register for hangovers.
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I�ve always wondered what the vagina of a British gal who loves drum and bass and has dreads that look like weathered ship ropes would look like. Initially I would have guessed it looks hostile, like it has teeth and would eat your masculinity raw, but I�m gonna think outside the box and go with very pleasant and well maintained.
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