The worst part of a heat wave is seeing all the chilled-out- polyester-shoulder- bag-European- video-artists with their slimy toes and their wet armpits.
I was sad because I had no shoes, then I saw a guy who had folded two pot-leaf-emblazoned pieces of attic insulation over his feet and tied them with Scotch tape and I was like, Wait, what the fuck is going on with that guy? Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
