Sorry but just because you found a cowboy hat that suits your personality doesn’t mean you can stop there and assume you’re going to be irresistible to everyone around you.
How harsh is it when you’re such a fuck-up wastoid that your nana shows up at the party to take you home. She’s thinking, “If I had gotten one of those old-timey abortions none of this shit would have happened.” Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts