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Comments:

murder junky, on Oct 24 2008 05:45:08 AM wrote:
amazing-if there was such a thing as a jewish james bond-he'd be it


Date: Jun 03 2008 04:06:23 PM
Author: ----

Yay Jack! He always looks amazing!



Subject:
Date: Nov 30 2007 05:09:07 AM
Author:

i think my uncle is in the secret service...



Subject: TWO WORDS:
Date: Nov 08 2007 02:41:07 PM
Author: russell.j.coller.jr

... Tie ...Clip and we just ...walk ...on. no pressure, no drama.



Subject: gbvag
Date: Oct 30 2007 12:58:31 AM
Author: q;oiwdbcn ew

my uncle fucking sucks
fuck him



Subject: Tons of puntang
Date: Oct 17 2007 03:00:11 PM
Author: Zeeman

This guy is that guy thats is secretly fucking your girlfriend because he is so cool!



Subject: Hellvahgoodfella
Date: Aug 16 2007 10:10:57 PM
Author: Ant

Sitting there....told the photographer....

"GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKIN' SHINEBOX!"



Subject: if you ever see this guy again....
Date: Jul 31 2007 09:36:03 PM
Author: Turd Ferguson

...tell him the flying pickets ruled.



Subject: Burnin' the Blues
Date: Jul 26 2007 05:48:21 PM
Author: Chairman Blank

This guy is spot on. Now you know what happened to Elmore Blues. He quit the band and became an accountant. My only gripe is the flag pin. On politcians? Sensible. On La Cosa Nostra bag men? Retarded.



Subject: wowy!
Date: Jul 24 2007 11:26:11 AM
Author: wow!

this guys is my hero!



Subject: what
Date: Jul 23 2007 08:44:58 PM
Author: what

how do you know this is not a dad?



Subject: blooh
Date: Jul 23 2007 08:36:31 PM
Author: blah

beauty bar



Subject: '..'
Date: Jul 23 2007 04:58:55 PM
Author: chdlb

Classic style mofo's ...yeah if you are a gay doorman up in the UWS maybe..



Subject: .
Date: Jul 23 2007 11:58:33 AM
Author: ..

classic style motherfuckers



Subject: sideburns
Date: Jul 23 2007 04:02:24 AM
Author: td

"after you turn 30 you can't have sideburns like that. it's a rule"

more like before you're 30.



Subject: Don't
Date: Jul 22 2007 11:21:34 PM
Author: Sponge

Using slang like 'up in your grill' which should be saved for 13 year old wiggas, makes any social commentary by the author completely useless



Subject: the only thing bad about America
Date: Jul 21 2007 10:55:25 PM
Author: the only thing bad about America

hey Mark, the only thing bad about America is you so fuck off...and also you don't know dick about black ties or Tarantino...the only cop out I see here is you



Subject: weed
Date: Jul 21 2007 04:38:46 PM
Author: weed

weed



Subject: pool party
Date: Jul 21 2007 03:06:16 PM
Author: today!

this is your pilot. ahhhh, we're going to be making ahhh, unscheduled stop in bogota on our way to beautiful rio, so that i can ahhh, pick some party favors. thank you for flying twa in 1973.



Subject: Unks rule
Date: Jul 21 2007 12:39:48 PM
Author: Uncle Meat

Most uncles don't have young-uns of their own.This way we get to tell the youth the truth usually hidden by their own angst/guilt ridden parents. Like milk is bad,drugs are kewl...m-kay?



Subject: Avuncular
Date: Jul 21 2007 12:27:30 PM
Author: JdK

Avuncular is the word.



Subject: uh
Date: Jul 21 2007 10:38:57 AM
Author: mark

i don't think this guy gives a flying fuck whether you care about his flag pin.



Subject:
Date: Jul 21 2007 10:21:41 AM
Author:

after you turn 30 you can't have sideburns like that. it's a rule



Subject: rules
Date: Jul 21 2007 09:36:42 AM
Author: fuck haute couture

hey VICE I gotta rule for you... after you're 40 and gainfully employed you're no longer allowed to use the term "all up in [someone's] grill" anymore.

and what uncle? All I see is a smug Mormon missionary waiting for a "massage" in Singapore thirty years ago. Anyway my uncles are all black.



Subject: dontca know
Date: Jul 21 2007 08:54:53 AM
Author: god loves ya

Staring in this fall's most anticipated new series, Touched by an Uncle.



Subject: uncle shmuncle
Date: Jul 21 2007 08:07:31 AM
Author: Vane$$a

What's so DO about a Blues Brothers impersonator?



Subject: wtf
Date: Jul 21 2007 07:48:52 AM
Author: mark

OK, I overall agree this is a DO, but he's made two cardinal errors. Firstly, the American lapel pin. It's almost cool, but that flag represents so much bad shit now, it's on the nose. Then, the black tie. The black tie is a total fucking Tarantino cop out of a piece of dressware. Too easy, no imagination. Points for the tie-clip, though, so he's just over into a bona fide DO, but he's skating on fucking thin ice.



Subject: indeed
Date: Jul 21 2007 03:52:01 AM
Author: uncle ham

I've just eaten a blt. I went to this website and I see a blt embodied.

God help me if I'm wrong.



Subject: ...
Date: Jul 21 2007 03:45:33 AM
Author: uncle bolo

i clean up pretty nice huh?



Subject: ---
Date: Jul 21 2007 02:37:46 AM
Author: ---

bordeline



Subject: meh...
Date: Jul 21 2007 02:31:41 AM
Author: Meh

Yeah, fuck dads! And fuck moms too! And fuck grandmas! Grandpas are cool though... except mine. Fuck you grandpa!

Hold me uncle. Hold me.



Subject: Meh...
Date: Jul 21 2007 02:20:23 AM
Author: Meh

Yeah, dads are so fucking corny. Fuck dads. And fuck moms too! Also, fuck grandma. Grandpas are always cool though. Except mine... fuck you grandpa.



Subject: amen.
Date: Jul 21 2007 12:34:40 AM
Author: snejana onopka

dads are indeed supposed to be corny and embarrassing when you're around your friends. Its nature. its what makes you hate them at that moment, but later on endearing. cool uncles are awesome and always can give you dirt on your mom/dad back in the day.



Subject: interesting
Date: Jul 21 2007 12:27:15 AM
Author: fee

american flag, pinkie ring, possibly barber's chairs lined up.. what kind of tailoring is that?.. hm. feels good and piques the interest



Subject: t
Date: Jul 21 2007 12:11:30 AM
Author: qQ

that guy has pubic hair taking over his face.



Subject: First
Date: Jul 21 2007 12:06:54 AM
Author: Firsty McFirst

Yeah, everyone has a cool uncle, and we love our cool uncles. Some people do have cool dads, but cool dads are like the Antichrist. Dads are supposed to be corny and it's why we love them.



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