Jorge, on Apr 23 2009 01:47:10 PM wrote:
I'd tell her to take a shower, brush her teeth and then I'd do that don't.
Date: Jun 02 2008 08:31:31 PM
I've never been to Seattle but I'm betting if i did go for a week I'd spend 6 days chilling and getting on fine, I'd have my hippie accent on, wear my bandana and smoke their weed.
On the 7th day I'd tell them how lame they actualy are and to get a fucking job.
Then I'd come home, wearing my bandana and be like "dude, can you spot me an 8th, I'll have the money by friday easy, man"
Date: May 28 2008 01:14:42 AM
TO the idiot below. You can't take no dip in Elliot Bay you retard. Your skin will rot and you'll end up with dermatitis. Lay off the pot...you wish you KNEW Seattle fuctard!
Date: Jan 19 2008 12:38:31 AM
thats hemp fest in seattle , its pretty lame yes , but , then all of a sudden this peice comes swinging around on a string and you get to hit it and then run off to dicks burgers.
Subject: 420 idiots
Date: Jan 01 2008 11:33:31 PM
Author: balanced hardcore
420 people are lame. you ever have one of these idiots call you at exactly 4:20? how annoying is that. but don't hate on all of them. pick and choose your 420 friends. sometimes these guys are into sharing their girlfriend. it's a really cool experience having sex with some guys girlfriend while he sucks her titties.
Date: Nov 25 2007 09:05:56 PM
I've met this guy before. He's got two illegitimate daughters by two different women, one who is named "Azalea"(the daughter I mean). Last time I ran into him he was living in a van. And that girl has to be a third his age. He wears that hat on an August day cause he's bald.
Subject: better this than.....
Date: Nov 17 2007 08:48:08 PM
Author: bubba jones
better this than looking like a burnt out, bloated, partied out, blazered coke head, sad sack. if it's all for shits and giggles, then shit already and get off the pot.
Date: Aug 10 2007 03:52:50 AM
Lots of people are stoned and only go all hippie for Dead and String Cheese shows. Most of us look pretty normal most of the time and we prefer the sparklies to stay on our coffeetable bong. This is, in fact, what happens when you get some nice acid and sit around drinking for a week and really can't imagine NOT looking like a fairy or Robin Hood.
Date: Jul 26 2007 09:52:43 PM
See, I love stoners. I just stay far enough away for it to still be funny when they do shit like, say, walk barefoot down a street somebody broke a beerbottle on two seconds earlier, or smoke the wrong end of their cigarette.
Date: Jul 17 2007 05:45:48 AM
Every 1 hates stoners, they are lame.
"yeah man i smoked some good weed"
Nice one you fucking moron.
"Look at how creative i am i tied my pipe to a stick".............
Date: Jul 16 2007 08:57:27 AM
Author: yeh hohnn
let em do their thing.
stoners are fuckin funny.
whats better than laughter?
Subject: seattle hempfest
Date: Jul 11 2007 03:03:41 PM
god those fucking burnout losers are whats ruining seattle. them and the techies. its ok to do every drug known on the planet but when you scream the fact through your chlothes and go to stupid "hemp" festivals that are drug culture melting pots, u give a bad name to the rest of us drug users that still have some sense of class, fashion, taste, and have smoked, eaten, and snorted less than 80 percent of their brains away.
Subject: to bud
Date: Jul 04 2007 03:02:50 PM
you do realize you are mad at somebody...online, right?
Date: Jul 01 2007 12:16:01 PM
Author: krissy kriss
leaf smokers are by far the funniest of the whole human race
Date: Jun 27 2007 09:05:33 PM
I, for one, would like to walk around one of these heathen gatherings with a bottle of something. It'd kind of be like what Angelina Jolie is doing, except closer, and more thickly ridden with venereal diseases.
Subject: dear bud
Date: Jun 24 2007 06:43:11 AM
when he pushes your shoulders down? he aims to hit you square in the cocksmoker with his one-eyed purple german helmet and you fellate it till you can't no more, GOT IT?
Subject: ummm weed
Date: Jun 24 2007 03:12:00 AM
Thats what you call hippie fishing or "hishing."
Subject: dear bud
Date: Jun 23 2007 01:47:22 PM
you're right, absolutely.
now, please. what the fuck are you talking about?
Date: Jun 21 2007 06:59:12 PM
im surprised he didnt push your shoulders down
you must be a don't -clearly
Date: Jun 21 2007 01:39:23 PM
I know this guy.
At a party once, he grabbed me by the shoulders and asked me where I would be when the bombs were going to drop.
Date: Jun 21 2007 09:06:40 AM
because they do LSD as well.
Date: Jun 21 2007 07:45:42 AM
This picture makes me happy. They are a breath of fresh air.
Date: Jun 21 2007 03:49:09 AM
this caption gets right to the point!
Date: Jun 21 2007 02:53:52 AM
Author: tom t
everything in moderation, smokin pot every once in awhile is coo, but when it absorbs your whole life it's time to seek help- that said, chica is hot!
Date: Jun 20 2007 07:42:28 PM
Are they together? She must be digging the person taking the picture because she has the "Cum in my mouth" look all over her uh...tongue.
Subject: im just sayin...
Date: Jun 20 2007 02:32:28 PM
how do you dangle a paper cup in someones direction aggresively?
Date: Jun 20 2007 12:01:00 PM
this pic is the acid talking.
weed is for winners.
Subject: fisherman's friend
Date: Jun 20 2007 08:59:21 AM
Author: fuck haute couture
they're fishing for reefer, which is why there's a pipe hanging from the stick. This is a common tactic used by junkies and hobos in Seattle to beg for money. On any given summer night on Broadway and the Ave you will find street kids "fishing" for money by hanging paper cups from sticks and dangling them aggressively in the direction of passersby.
Subject: look what the cat barfed up
Date: Jun 20 2007 02:37:14 AM
Author: fisherman's friend
wtf?! are they fishing for goggles? are the goggles bait? what's goin on here?
Subject: vice you fools
Date: Jun 19 2007 11:55:58 PM
Author: bruno s.
there are plenty of potheads like me who don't fit this stereotype; you'd just never think of us as smokers because we happen to not wear baggy knit hemp patch craziness-unlike these kids here-if i were them i'd feel paranoid for fitting the profile so effortlessly :/
Subject: After school special
Date: Jun 19 2007 07:32:07 PM
Author: I'm still a don't though
I was a pothead for only 2 years and then, when I would look in the mirror, I started to feel like I was a complacent passenger in my own body and someone who thinks Adam Sandler is funny was at the wheel. I was off that shit in like three weeks.
Date: Jun 19 2007 07:25:06 PM
Date: Jun 19 2007 07:02:09 PM
Author: snejana onopka
love this caption.
Subject: blanket statements
Date: Jun 19 2007 05:20:52 PM
Fuck you and the mule you are currently fucking shitstain!
Date: Jun 19 2007 04:53:49 PM
Fuck you and your blanket statements.
Date: Jun 19 2007 04:53:42 PM
Yeah dude, they should be unhappy ,unsmiling, miserable and mean looking, wearing an army uniform with weapons looking to kill 'insurgents' instead ...
Or, hey maybe drunk to the incoherent slob level, hurling insults at everyone,demeaning each other while wearing tacky expensive 2 piece suits..yeah, thats a better 'look' right?
Date: Jun 19 2007 04:22:18 PM
Holy Fucking Douchebagpaloozer
Date: Jun 19 2007 12:11:19 PM
check out the gut and camo cargo shorts combo
a class act.
Date: Jun 19 2007 06:25:38 AM
Author: fuck haute couture
oh yeah and p.s. someone posted below that these people are probably not even from seattle, which is def true. I'm feeling a hippie-from-nebraska-who-studies-environmental-science
at-Evergreen vibe from these guys.
Subject: Misused resources
Date: Jun 19 2007 06:23:09 AM
Author: Honest Joe
Why?! Why???? Why such a hot chick has to do that to herself? Face-painting is for toddlers and I am no paedophile!
That's another example of how drugs waste your potential.
Subject: Shandy P.
Date: Jun 19 2007 03:33:52 AM
"How do you factor Snoop Dogg and Cypress Hill into this, Gav?"
They're not white.
Date: Jun 19 2007 02:06:57 AM
Author: fuck haute couture
yeah, it must be hempfest. It doesn't matter whether you like reefer or not, people come from all over the west coast to kick it at Seattle's hempfest cos it's more fun than sitting at home mocking people on VICE all day. I don't even smoke any more and I still go; it's full of music (usually ten stages or so) and politics and food and fun people and it's right on Elliot Bay so if you get hot (hempfest is in late august) you can take a dip.
Seattle is the motherfucking shit, all you naysayers can go die now.
Subject: the explainer
Date: Jun 19 2007 02:03:55 AM
the only thing smelling, is that stick they pulled out of the explainer's ass
Date: Jun 19 2007 02:03:49 AM
they are great, that girl is gorgeous and they are having more fun than everyone here, not a dont, your just jealous
Subject: why do i have to be
Date: Jun 19 2007 01:31:57 AM
Author: the explainer
the point of the caption, you fucking idiots, is that weed people are fucking stupid and they smell.
Date: Jun 19 2007 01:21:46 AM
in the future when their kid runs for president... im voting yes.
Date: Jun 19 2007 12:38:21 AM
i don't know if vice could go to a nascar, that's like going to appalachia even though you already know about the movie deliverance
Date: Jun 19 2007 12:00:42 AM
the picture must have been taken at the hempfest...and it's pretty lame to go to a zoo of weirdos and later make fun em
why not go to a NASCAR race? you might be surprised that the rednecks there are all drinking beer....
Date: Jun 18 2007 11:57:26 PM
i am tired of drunks who put down and feel superior to pot heads -- or for that matter pot heads who feel compelled to sit around and talk about the evils of tobaco and alcohol. use whatever substance you want. but please don't try to validate your drug of choice by claiming some sort of moral high ground to other drug users.
Date: Jun 18 2007 09:38:58 PM
excuse me, but are you guys inSANE?! these two are hot. i don't really give a shit what they're doing with that makeshift hobo pipe-stick, but if any of you actually WENT through a pot phase in your teens you'd know that a) they have WAY more fun doing the most mundane things like going to the grocery store than YOU do, and b) they're having the bext sex EVER, plus everything they do is giggle-worthy and hilarious.
so please stop being so envious and bitter and get out and play! p.s. the gurl is spankably sexy regardless.
Date: Jun 18 2007 07:55:03 PM
Author: Count Fabulous
dude. you live in the portland airport??
Subject: strip clubs
Date: Jun 18 2007 06:35:58 PM
strip clubs suck in washington, can't have booze and boobs in the same room.
I bet every one of these people in this picture are from somewhere outside of seattle.
Probably the two main reasons I moved to PDX. Full nudity + booze & less douchebags from the rest of the country dirtying up our northwest streets.
Date: Jun 18 2007 06:17:45 PM
Date: Jun 18 2007 05:58:46 PM
it's because they're dweebs and dorks who feel the need to congregate -and do stupid shit like that -that's just what they DO. that or READ. they're stoned bud, whattya expect? that they just stand there and smile like stupid assholes!?
Subject: good one
Date: Jun 18 2007 05:46:29 PM
it is best comment about a donīt ever writen
Subject: Flawed Premise
Date: Jun 18 2007 05:14:07 PM
Author: Shandy P.
How do you factor Snoop Dogg and Cypress Hill into this, Gav?
Date: Jun 18 2007 04:48:14 PM
Author: Scrotum McDee
I'd like to embrace and do things to HER.
Date: Jun 18 2007 04:40:21 PM
Fuck Seattle! (and I even live there)
The girl looks like she has a nice, soft tongue though....
Date: Jun 18 2007 04:25:51 PM
" like check the pipe, man. hehe, it got suspended, hehe. "
Date: Jun 18 2007 03:20:14 PM
Only in Seattle will idiots like this argue with the art museum about who gets to use what part of which park
Subject: if theres one thing i know...
Date: Jun 18 2007 03:07:07 PM
guy on left: cop
hippie chick: stripper
trust me on this one...
Subject: SLOW STUPID AND HUNGRYYY
Date: Jun 18 2007 02:50:22 PM
At first I thought he had a stringed bow and and this photo was kind of a mud people take on American Gothic.
I was wrong.
This much is certain:
they will never hit their kids and raise bastards quite like me.
Subject: the girl
Date: Jun 18 2007 02:46:41 PM
I bet they stink, but, man, I'd shower with her and eat her up.
Date: Jun 18 2007 02:40:43 PM
"hi! look at us, we're actually shit!"
Subject: Back Again!
Date: Jun 18 2007 02:32:55 PM
So very true!!!
Good one GAvin!!!
Date: Jun 18 2007 02:32:11 PM
...and nipplepiercings, he likes nipplepiercings too!
Date: Jun 18 2007 02:30:48 PM
Fatty McRastahat to the left likes weed AND bacon!
Date: Jun 18 2007 02:25:38 PM
Any drug you embrace as a lifestyle will end you up in some sort of "outfit" that reminisces of the drug being embraced. The real problem is a life born out of love for your favorite chemical.
Date: Jun 18 2007 02:05:58 PM
Author: Brown Julius
I don't think i have much of a problem with how she looks.
Date: Jun 18 2007 02:03:16 PM
smoking weed makes you a boomer on the inside, and obviously on the outside;