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If weed is perfectly safe and has no side effects why does everyone who really embraces it as a lifestyle look like this and do things like that?




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Comments:

Jorge, on Apr 23 2009 01:47:10 PM wrote:
I'd tell her to take a shower, brush her teeth and then I'd do that don't.


Date: Jun 02 2008 08:31:31 PM
Author: eciv

I've never been to Seattle but I'm betting if i did go for a week I'd spend 6 days chilling and getting on fine, I'd have my hippie accent on, wear my bandana and smoke their weed.
On the 7th day I'd tell them how lame they actualy are and to get a fucking job.



Then I'd come home, wearing my bandana and be like "dude, can you spot me an 8th, I'll have the money by friday easy, man"



Date: May 28 2008 01:14:42 AM
Author: WTF!

TO the idiot below. You can't take no dip in Elliot Bay you retard. Your skin will rot and you'll end up with dermatitis. Lay off the pot...you wish you KNEW Seattle fuctard!



Subject: yep
Date: Jan 19 2008 12:38:31 AM
Author: vince

thats hemp fest in seattle , its pretty lame yes , but , then all of a sudden this peice comes swinging around on a string and you get to hit it and then run off to dicks burgers.



Subject: 420 idiots
Date: Jan 01 2008 11:33:31 PM
Author: balanced hardcore

420 people are lame. you ever have one of these idiots call you at exactly 4:20? how annoying is that. but don't hate on all of them. pick and choose your 420 friends. sometimes these guys are into sharing their girlfriend. it's a really cool experience having sex with some guys girlfriend while he sucks her titties.



Subject: filia
Date: Nov 25 2007 09:05:56 PM
Author: pedo

I've met this guy before. He's got two illegitimate daughters by two different women, one who is named "Azalea"(the daughter I mean). Last time I ran into him he was living in a van. And that girl has to be a third his age. He wears that hat on an August day cause he's bald.



Subject: better this than.....
Date: Nov 17 2007 08:48:08 PM
Author: bubba jones

better this than looking like a burnt out, bloated, partied out, blazered coke head, sad sack. if it's all for shits and giggles, then shit already and get off the pot.



Subject: cute
Date: Aug 10 2007 03:52:50 AM
Author: blondie

Lots of people are stoned and only go all hippie for Dead and String Cheese shows. Most of us look pretty normal most of the time and we prefer the sparklies to stay on our coffeetable bong. This is, in fact, what happens when you get some nice acid and sit around drinking for a week and really can't imagine NOT looking like a fairy or Robin Hood.



Subject: ..,
Date: Jul 26 2007 09:52:43 PM
Author: Banshee

See, I love stoners. I just stay far enough away for it to still be funny when they do shit like, say, walk barefoot down a street somebody broke a beerbottle on two seconds earlier, or smoke the wrong end of their cigarette.



Subject: STONERS
Date: Jul 17 2007 05:45:48 AM
Author: RAWWWWWWRY

Every 1 hates stoners, they are lame.
"yeah man i smoked some good weed"
Nice one you fucking moron.
"Look at how creative i am i tied my pipe to a stick".............



Subject: right
Date: Jul 16 2007 08:57:27 AM
Author: yeh hohnn

let em do their thing.
stoners are fuckin funny.
whats better than laughter?



Subject: seattle hempfest
Date: Jul 11 2007 03:03:41 PM
Author: brian

god those fucking burnout losers are whats ruining seattle. them and the techies. its ok to do every drug known on the planet but when you scream the fact through your chlothes and go to stupid "hemp" festivals that are drug culture melting pots, u give a bad name to the rest of us drug users that still have some sense of class, fashion, taste, and have smoked, eaten, and snorted less than 80 percent of their brains away.



Subject: to bud
Date: Jul 04 2007 03:02:50 PM
Author: girl

you do realize you are mad at somebody...online, right?



Subject: stoners
Date: Jul 01 2007 12:16:01 PM
Author: krissy kriss

leaf smokers are by far the funniest of the whole human race



Subject: dipfoot
Date: Jun 27 2007 09:05:33 PM
Author: klowei

I, for one, would like to walk around one of these heathen gatherings with a bottle of something. It'd kind of be like what Angelina Jolie is doing, except closer, and more thickly ridden with venereal diseases.



Subject: dear bud
Date: Jun 24 2007 06:43:11 AM
Author: bud

when he pushes your shoulders down? he aims to hit you square in the cocksmoker with his one-eyed purple german helmet and you fellate it till you can't no more, GOT IT?



Subject: ummm weed
Date: Jun 24 2007 03:12:00 AM
Author: CAROLINE

Thats what you call hippie fishing or "hishing."



Subject: dear bud
Date: Jun 23 2007 01:47:22 PM
Author: girl

you're right, absolutely.


now, please. what the fuck are you talking about?



Subject: girl
Date: Jun 21 2007 06:59:12 PM
Author: bud

im surprised he didnt push your shoulders down
you must be a don't -clearly



Subject: hah
Date: Jun 21 2007 01:39:23 PM
Author: girl

I know this guy.

At a party once, he grabbed me by the shoulders and asked me where I would be when the bombs were going to drop.



Subject: s
Date: Jun 21 2007 09:06:40 AM
Author: d

because they do LSD as well.



Subject: What
Date: Jun 21 2007 07:45:42 AM
Author: Racoon

This picture makes me happy. They are a breath of fresh air.



Subject: .
Date: Jun 21 2007 03:49:09 AM
Author: akbg

this caption gets right to the point!



Subject: moderation
Date: Jun 21 2007 02:53:52 AM
Author: tom t

everything in moderation, smokin pot every once in awhile is coo, but when it absorbs your whole life it's time to seek help- that said, chica is hot!



Subject: .
Date: Jun 20 2007 07:42:28 PM
Author: Ross

Are they together? She must be digging the person taking the picture because she has the "Cum in my mouth" look all over her uh...tongue.



Subject: im just sayin...
Date: Jun 20 2007 02:32:28 PM
Author: bolo

how do you dangle a paper cup in someones direction aggresively?



Subject: ..
Date: Jun 20 2007 12:01:00 PM
Author: ..

this pic is the acid talking.
weed is for winners.



Subject: fisherman's friend
Date: Jun 20 2007 08:59:21 AM
Author: fuck haute couture

they're fishing for reefer, which is why there's a pipe hanging from the stick. This is a common tactic used by junkies and hobos in Seattle to beg for money. On any given summer night on Broadway and the Ave you will find street kids "fishing" for money by hanging paper cups from sticks and dangling them aggressively in the direction of passersby.



Subject: look what the cat barfed up
Date: Jun 20 2007 02:37:14 AM
Author: fisherman's friend

wtf?! are they fishing for goggles? are the goggles bait? what's goin on here?



Subject: vice you fools
Date: Jun 19 2007 11:55:58 PM
Author: bruno s.

there are plenty of potheads like me who don't fit this stereotype; you'd just never think of us as smokers because we happen to not wear baggy knit hemp patch craziness-unlike these kids here-if i were them i'd feel paranoid for fitting the profile so effortlessly :/



Subject: After school special
Date: Jun 19 2007 07:32:07 PM
Author: I'm still a don't though

I was a pothead for only 2 years and then, when I would look in the mirror, I started to feel like I was a complacent passenger in my own body and someone who thinks Adam Sandler is funny was at the wheel. I was off that shit in like three weeks.



Subject: ghettosurfer
Date: Jun 19 2007 07:25:06 PM
Author: ghettosurfer

Salmon Fishing



Subject:
Date: Jun 19 2007 07:02:09 PM
Author: snejana onopka

love this caption.



Subject: blanket statements
Date: Jun 19 2007 05:20:52 PM
Author: chdlb

Fuck you and the mule you are currently fucking shitstain!



Subject: .
Date: Jun 19 2007 04:53:49 PM
Author: .

Fuck you and your blanket statements.



Subject: chdlb
Date: Jun 19 2007 04:53:42 PM
Author: hestfemp

Yeah dude, they should be unhappy ,unsmiling, miserable and mean looking, wearing an army uniform with weapons looking to kill 'insurgents' instead ...
Or, hey maybe drunk to the incoherent slob level, hurling insults at everyone,demeaning each other while wearing tacky expensive 2 piece suits..yeah, thats a better 'look' right?



Subject: Them
Date: Jun 19 2007 04:22:18 PM
Author: Me

Holy Fucking Douchebagpaloozer



Subject: :D
Date: Jun 19 2007 12:11:19 PM
Author: tyman!

check out the gut and camo cargo shorts combo
a class act.



Subject: postscript
Date: Jun 19 2007 06:25:38 AM
Author: fuck haute couture

oh yeah and p.s. someone posted below that these people are probably not even from seattle, which is def true. I'm feeling a hippie-from-nebraska-who-studies-environmental-science
at-Evergreen vibe from these guys.



Subject: Misused resources
Date: Jun 19 2007 06:23:09 AM
Author: Honest Joe

Why?! Why???? Why such a hot chick has to do that to herself? Face-painting is for toddlers and I am no paedophile!
That's another example of how drugs waste your potential.



Subject: Shandy P.
Date: Jun 19 2007 03:33:52 AM
Author: Routine

"How do you factor Snoop Dogg and Cypress Hill into this, Gav?"

They're not white.



Subject: yeehaw
Date: Jun 19 2007 02:06:57 AM
Author: fuck haute couture

yeah, it must be hempfest. It doesn't matter whether you like reefer or not, people come from all over the west coast to kick it at Seattle's hempfest cos it's more fun than sitting at home mocking people on VICE all day. I don't even smoke any more and I still go; it's full of music (usually ten stages or so) and politics and food and fun people and it's right on Elliot Bay so if you get hot (hempfest is in late august) you can take a dip.

Seattle is the motherfucking shit, all you naysayers can go die now.



Subject: the explainer
Date: Jun 19 2007 02:03:55 AM
Author: kaspar

the only thing smelling, is that stick they pulled out of the explainer's ass



Subject: them
Date: Jun 19 2007 02:03:49 AM
Author: em

they are great, that girl is gorgeous and they are having more fun than everyone here, not a dont, your just jealous



Subject: why do i have to be
Date: Jun 19 2007 01:31:57 AM
Author: the explainer

the point of the caption, you fucking idiots, is that weed people are fucking stupid and they smell.



Subject: ...
Date: Jun 19 2007 01:21:46 AM
Author: ...

in the future when their kid runs for president... im voting yes.



Subject: kaspar
Date: Jun 19 2007 12:38:21 AM
Author: muthafutha


i don't know if vice could go to a nascar, that's like going to appalachia even though you already know about the movie deliverance



Subject: zoo
Date: Jun 19 2007 12:00:42 AM
Author: kaspar

the picture must have been taken at the hempfest...and it's pretty lame to go to a zoo of weirdos and later make fun em

why not go to a NASCAR race? you might be surprised that the rednecks there are all drinking beer....



Subject: weed
Date: Jun 18 2007 11:57:26 PM
Author: moi

i am tired of drunks who put down and feel superior to pot heads -- or for that matter pot heads who feel compelled to sit around and talk about the evils of tobaco and alcohol. use whatever substance you want. but please don't try to validate your drug of choice by claiming some sort of moral high ground to other drug users.



Subject: duh
Date: Jun 18 2007 09:38:58 PM
Author: jbug

excuse me, but are you guys inSANE?! these two are hot. i don't really give a shit what they're doing with that makeshift hobo pipe-stick, but if any of you actually WENT through a pot phase in your teens you'd know that a) they have WAY more fun doing the most mundane things like going to the grocery store than YOU do, and b) they're having the bext sex EVER, plus everything they do is giggle-worthy and hilarious.

so please stop being so envious and bitter and get out and play! p.s. the gurl is spankably sexy regardless.



Subject: jinjo
Date: Jun 18 2007 07:55:03 PM
Author: Count Fabulous

dude. you live in the portland airport??



Subject: strip clubs
Date: Jun 18 2007 06:35:58 PM
Author: hollywood_hillbilly

strip clubs suck in washington, can't have booze and boobs in the same room.

I bet every one of these people in this picture are from somewhere outside of seattle.

Probably the two main reasons I moved to PDX. Full nudity + booze & less douchebags from the rest of the country dirtying up our northwest streets.



Subject: cool
Date: Jun 18 2007 06:17:45 PM
Author: bry

sea-town represent!



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 18 2007 05:58:46 PM
Author: futha


it's because they're dweebs and dorks who feel the need to congregate -and do stupid shit like that -that's just what they DO. that or READ. they're stoned bud, whattya expect? that they just stand there and smile like stupid assholes!?



Subject: good one
Date: Jun 18 2007 05:46:29 PM
Author: yooo

it is best comment about a donīt ever writen



Subject: Flawed Premise
Date: Jun 18 2007 05:14:07 PM
Author: Shandy P.

How do you factor Snoop Dogg and Cypress Hill into this, Gav?



Subject: Sheeeeeiiiit
Date: Jun 18 2007 04:48:14 PM
Author: Scrotum McDee

I'd like to embrace and do things to HER.



Subject: F
Date: Jun 18 2007 04:40:21 PM
Author: S

Fuck Seattle! (and I even live there)

The girl looks like she has a nice, soft tongue though....



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 18 2007 04:25:51 PM
Author: futha


" like check the pipe, man. hehe, it got suspended, hehe. "



Subject: Stupidity
Date: Jun 18 2007 03:20:14 PM
Author: Benjamin

Only in Seattle will idiots like this argue with the art museum about who gets to use what part of which park



Subject: if theres one thing i know...
Date: Jun 18 2007 03:07:07 PM
Author: bolo

guy on left: cop
hippie chick: stripper
trust me on this one...



Subject: SLOW STUPID AND HUNGRYYY
Date: Jun 18 2007 02:50:22 PM
Author: Nikki9Highs

At first I thought he had a stringed bow and and this photo was kind of a mud people take on American Gothic.

I was wrong.

This much is certain:
they will never hit their kids and raise bastards quite like me.
..
le sigh..



Subject: the girl
Date: Jun 18 2007 02:46:41 PM
Author: tokhesbandit

I bet they stink, but, man, I'd shower with her and eat her up.



Subject: okasdfosdf
Date: Jun 18 2007 02:40:43 PM
Author: karasu

"hi! look at us, we're actually shit!"



Subject: Back Again!
Date: Jun 18 2007 02:32:55 PM
Author: Y

So very true!!!

Good one GAvin!!!



Subject: .
Date: Jun 18 2007 02:32:11 PM
Author: .

...and nipplepiercings, he likes nipplepiercings too!



Subject: .
Date: Jun 18 2007 02:30:48 PM
Author: .

Fatty McRastahat to the left likes weed AND bacon!



Subject: the
Date: Jun 18 2007 02:25:38 PM
Author: reason

Any drug you embrace as a lifestyle will end you up in some sort of "outfit" that reminisces of the drug being embraced. The real problem is a life born out of love for your favorite chemical.



Subject: herbsman
Date: Jun 18 2007 02:05:58 PM
Author: Brown Julius

I don't think i have much of a problem with how she looks.

go weed!



Subject: bumbum
Date: Jun 18 2007 02:03:16 PM
Author: gringo

smoking weed makes you a boomer on the inside, and obviously on the outside;



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