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Comments:

Subject: 12oz
Date: Jan 01 2008 09:42:49 PM
Author: creamy potatoe

smash



Subject: ads
Date: Dec 04 2007 11:52:06 AM
Author: Tomas

friendship of nations is always a do:



Subject: 000
Date: Dec 02 2007 07:24:54 AM
Author: 000

WHY THE FUCK IS ROMEO AND A MANNIQUIN,STOLEN FROM AN EAST INDIAN DRESS SHOP A DO?



Subject: pedo
Date: Oct 06 2007 01:29:56 AM
Author: phile

i go to school with her. she's fifteen.



Subject: this rubbish bloke
Date: Oct 02 2007 06:04:40 AM
Author: slurpeee

mullet hair is so fucken safe it makes me weep. if you're avant-garde & edgy then shave off the middle bald & have the sides fluff up like an old professor. that's if you wanna blaze a trail & not just be content to be a fucken sheep with every other mullet sporting sad tool.

he's trite rubbish.



Subject: the Don't
Date: Sep 27 2007 04:21:37 PM
Author: Shixbo

Whoa, if you guys weren't so bizzy focussing on the Do scenario, then you would have noticed the true calibre of the don't in the backround.



Subject: Punk
Date: Sep 02 2007 11:47:44 AM
Author: Do tell me

Who is loiealksjdf?



Subject: dont.
Date: Sep 01 2007 06:03:13 PM
Author: loiealksjdf

this guy is a total fag pretending to be straight with a chick that looks like a a bad present.
mullet hair not cool.
greenwood is for fags.



Subject: ha
Date: Aug 10 2007 03:47:39 AM
Author: blondie

The dudes spend two hours trying to look fuckable?
That's pretty damn pathetic.
At least being a straight bitch I want to find dudes who are, well, dudes. Not this guy in the picture. The girl looks like she came from a costume house-party and decided to switch outfit elements with some sorority sisters. She's wearing her boyfriend's hat. She's trying to be nice to that dude, posing for the picture and all, but afterwards she's going home to her boyfriend, who don't spend hours getting ready to get fucked.



Subject: hmm
Date: Jul 16 2007 11:09:45 PM
Author: snejana onopka

adrian is that you? the girl looks like a cunt :(



Subject: .
Date: Jul 08 2007 10:12:47 AM
Author: .

that boys hot.he looks like a dirty southern boy who'll buy yuh grits and sex ya reaaal goood.



Subject: try-hard.
Date: Jul 05 2007 11:16:48 AM
Author: joey fatone

just so you know, this guy totally fooled around with FeFe Dobson, while dating a totally hot girl.

also gift-wrap girl, you can stop lying about your age on myspace now...you represent everything cliche and annoying about the world.



Subject: ha ha ha
Date: Jul 03 2007 11:36:09 PM
Author: cameron

marlowe's caught being a hoe bag!

I've waited, but it's here.

i agree with the rest, this doesn't even look like her. she's fit xx



Subject: uh
Date: Jul 03 2007 11:30:58 PM
Author: halston

i went to school with her, she's the kind of girl that does not wear hats but gets boys to give them theirs. juss sayin'.

she doesn't even look like this, she's ten times prettier and ten times less asian looking...i mean, she's barely asian...give it a rest with the fetish shit.



Subject: Two
Date: Jul 02 2007 10:31:43 AM
Author: Minutes

She took two minutes to look like this.



Subject: the bar
Date: Jun 30 2007 07:03:52 PM
Author: bonerific

it is the bar the social in toronto



Subject: Where is that bar ???
Date: Jun 29 2007 02:01:15 AM
Author: Struth

"i've seen this girl around, she's actually gorgeous!"

Hey, where is that bar ??? I know I've been there... I remember leaning against that pole too. Is it in Ireland ?



Subject: cum wat
Date: Jun 28 2007 11:33:11 PM
Author: diana

watch out shes a fashionista.



Subject: def. not
Date: Jun 26 2007 02:34:42 PM
Author: in the know

she jocks Namalee...
of The Namazons...
maybe?



Subject: this photo gives no justice!
Date: Jun 25 2007 10:10:10 AM
Author: lova

i've seen this girl around, she's actually gorgeous!



Subject: .
Date: Jun 24 2007 07:41:46 PM
Author: .

most horrible dress ive seen in a long time...bra, with a strapless dress, is a big no-no. if she was good-looking....i wouldnt be so cruel.



Subject: dur
Date: Jun 22 2007 08:41:54 PM
Author: la-la

we all wish this was happenin' to us on a sunday night



Subject: His kicks are cool though.
Date: Jun 21 2007 02:06:07 PM
Author: albertine

He is gay and he dressed her. She is wondering: I thought letting him dress me would get me more penis than I have had lately, but at least I never have to wear his art school independent study again.

He is thinking: She is just a long haired fillipino boy.

Delusion is the new creativity.



Subject: goily
Date: Jun 21 2007 03:00:08 AM
Author: tommy t

as far as im concerned it's all good except for the boots, but who gives a flip? she'd look good in a burlap sack.



Subject: !
Date: Jun 20 2007 09:13:36 PM
Author: TheMotherFucker

Gavin McInnes would get a hardon over anything with slanted eyes. He's a fucking masturbator who squints his eyes then looks at himself in the mirror, and blows his load over a bowl of rice before eating it with fucking chopsticks.



Subject:
Date: Jun 20 2007 01:45:14 PM
Author:

I love that you can tell the gender of people from their comments. The girls get all pissy and "that is sooo TACKY" if people say that the girl is attractive. Get over yourselves, biatches.



Subject: acktully.
Date: Jun 20 2007 10:30:40 AM
Author: the great anonymous.

s'not her hat. it's his.
and I wouldn't worry about the bloke, he's as boring in bed as you might expect from such a massive fag.



Subject: Japanese? Asian? WHAT.
Date: Jun 20 2007 07:28:20 AM
Author: 2305

Morons, this is hot. Don't look long enough and wait for it to become shitty.



Subject: calm down, 'stickers'
Date: Jun 20 2007 03:04:12 AM
Author: bolo

i understand why you leave the sticker on. thats what makes you an idiot. baseball hats are not expensive, "baller".
you wanna be like 50, get shot...



Subject: [
Date: Jun 20 2007 12:45:33 AM
Author: ]`

klaxtons party, same night at the 'dancing gets you laid' guy.



Subject: you're all fucking dumb
Date: Jun 19 2007 09:11:10 PM
Author: bestfriend

"didnt work though because she left the sticker on her baseball cap, thus rendering her a DONT."


UM... YOU FUCKING RETARD
you're supposed to leave the fucking sticker on a hat otherwise it becomes fucking worthless
it shows that its not some crap ass immitation (yes there are brand name hats)
take a look at (terrible example but it the only person everyone will know)
50 cent, he leaves the fucking stickers because than it doesnt look like some fucking tacky hat he picked up in a dollar store
ALSO
its not her fucking ha



Subject: she's wearing wrapping paper!
Date: Jun 19 2007 08:50:12 PM
Author: destiny laurice

awesome!



Subject: Trust me
Date: Jun 19 2007 07:34:35 PM
Author: I've hit it

She's "bored" with this dude's shiny pink penis and chia balls.



Subject: oh please
Date: Jun 19 2007 06:42:56 PM
Author: m

not my fucking hat

yes it is a wrapping paper dress
so?



Subject: I don't get it
Date: Jun 19 2007 03:58:46 PM
Author: eddiberto

That chick is hot but it looks like Mardi Gras threw up on her.



Subject: oh..oh
Date: Jun 19 2007 01:32:36 PM
Author: riego divera

Damn cute grl, she is gonna break his <3 into tiny pieces when she is done with his premature jizzing antics later..



Subject: ......
Date: Jun 19 2007 01:09:35 PM
Author: am


is she trying to pull off some sort of lily allen outfit?



Subject: Mannequin
Date: Jun 19 2007 07:25:15 AM
Author: Andrew McCarthy

Andrew McCarthy trades for a new Asian Mannequin



Subject: name
Date: Jun 19 2007 03:38:24 AM
Author: subject

Perfect example of how women are so cryptic.. She knows her outfit looks like wraping paper, its up to him to figure out how to unwrap it.



Subject: .
Date: Jun 19 2007 01:25:05 AM
Author: .

shut up kate.



Subject: the ugliest funking outfit ever
Date: Jun 18 2007 10:04:26 PM
Author: kate

just because she's a hot asian in no way makes that get-up even close to something that has once smelled a DO... she looks like a tool.



Subject: OPEN
Date: Jun 18 2007 09:34:17 PM
Author: uP

nice wrapping paper dress BIIAAAAAAAATCCHHHHH!



Subject: So Austin is 10 years behind this?
Date: Jun 18 2007 07:51:34 PM
Author: Nemo

I'm glad I'll be 40 by then and not give a flying fuck...



Subject: subject
Date: Jun 18 2007 06:10:59 PM
Author: name

hes got his finger up her ass



Subject: right
Date: Jun 18 2007 02:03:53 PM
Author: gun club

like the dress, the hat, the stick-straight hair, but she could have chosen better boot, say, ankle?



Subject: hats are for hiding
Date: Jun 18 2007 12:40:50 PM
Author: JZA

"She's wearing a Christmas wrap dress, thrift store boots and a ballcap. What about this do you think took two hours to accomplish?"


The fact shes a fucking woman mabye ?



Subject: perv + doll
Date: Jun 18 2007 12:01:00 PM
Author: plastic

he looks like a perv and she like a fuckable plastic asian doll



Subject: its lilly!
Date: Jun 18 2007 10:35:34 AM
Author: carson

i used to date this one. her name is lilly but she goes by "lefty". i dont know why but shes serious about it. we broke up after she took like 4 hours in the bathroom one night and i think its because she likes the smell of her shit. it freaked me out but it was basically mutual.



Subject: whatever
Date: Jun 18 2007 09:42:11 AM
Author: Hats are for Hiding

She's wearing a Christmas wrap dress, thrift store boots and a ballcap. What about this do you think took two hours to accomplish?



Subject: WONKEH
Date: Jun 18 2007 08:48:07 AM
Author: DONKEH

I personally think she's looking upwards dreaming of the sort of fuckfest that will shortly take place. And her prey is wearing a hoody backwards in some sort of vaguely subversive act. I like this couple.



Subject: skdf'knsdf
Date: Jun 18 2007 08:14:39 AM
Author: karasu

is her dress made out of wrapping paper. its not a bad idea, its like christmas everytime you undress



Subject: Additionally...
Date: Jun 18 2007 08:02:41 AM
Author: The TO Police

...it's at the Social.

What is this, Toronto week? Isn't that girl with the white pants a few DOs ago at Lily in the basement as well?



Subject: The Look!
Date: Jun 18 2007 05:44:06 AM
Author: Yosef

Gnarly! Come on Man and Women!



Subject: curmudgeon
Date: Jun 18 2007 03:25:02 AM
Author: alice

The dress is fucked. this whole picture is pretty fucked....



Subject: when even Freaks go average
Date: Jun 18 2007 03:18:23 AM
Author: Ms. FReaky

exactly!

And then you wonder why we´re not excited about it...
surprise..yawn... all been said before...all been done before...you´re beeing so creative...



Subject: gghddh
Date: Jun 18 2007 02:31:02 AM
Author: giff

when did dressing like a slovak become the hot new look?



Subject: definately a don't
Date: Jun 18 2007 01:52:38 AM
Author: hellahyphy

let me point out all of the things that are wrong with this picture.
1)he has a mullet
2)her hat
3)her face
4)his hood is backwards
5)her bra strap is showing. NOT classy.
6)he is trying to snort her into his nose, starting with her hair.

this picture is actually really creepy when you look long enough.



Subject: sweet
Date: Jun 18 2007 12:36:26 AM
Author: kure kure takora

she's the first present i wanna unwrap at christmas and tell grandma's sweaters to fuck off.



Subject: i think shes turning japanese
Date: Jun 18 2007 12:12:54 AM
Author: bolo

i get it, you got the same chick in the last dont, made her asian looking and 10 years younger. didnt work though because she left the sticker on her baseball cap, thus rendering her a DONT.



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