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Religion is for dumb people who don’t sweat the details, but if you have to choose why not go for one of those Southeast Asian ones where you get to dress like a banana king and live till you’re 100 years old?




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Comments:

shit, on Jul 21 2012 02:19:35 PM wrote:
stoned


Subject: the hindu flavor flav
Date: Jan 07 2008 06:34:16 AM
Author: felix

the hindu flavor flav:
http://flickr.com/photos/timeblind/170372813/



Subject: do it.
Date: Sep 23 2007 02:27:26 AM
Author: j.p. quackenbush.

i like how he's sporting the thongs of all his conquests on that cane.






just because you're spiritual doesn't mean you can't spread your seed like the bubonic plague.



Subject: Lamps
Date: Jul 24 2007 02:51:32 AM
Author: Sheldon Kojack

Buy some lamps......oooohhhhh...buy some lamps......BUY SOME LAMPS BEFORE MOMMY DIES!!!



Subject: my picture
Date: Jul 16 2007 01:42:40 AM
Author: ryan

check it out, and my other ones, all do's: http://www.flickr.com/photos/rakers/497476781/in/set-7215760
0212717033/



Subject: !!
Date: Jul 11 2007 01:39:21 PM
Author: meech

banana king!! that's it!!



Subject: guru
Date: Jun 15 2007 05:49:33 PM
Author: muthafutha

moreover, someone peel this fkn goofs face OFF.
"banana king" there's the meaning, finally!



Subject: guru
Date: Jun 15 2007 01:53:53 PM
Author: futha


looks like he's about to do a whole lot of sweating
in that fucking get up but its all about looks now, isn't it



Subject: ok i'll be good
Date: Jun 15 2007 12:25:33 PM
Author: bolo

he started it...



Subject: fhc/bolo
Date: Jun 15 2007 12:21:56 PM
Author: grim


i had to change my name immediately because people were hating

wait a second

isn't that the whole point though



Subject: bolo
Date: Jun 15 2007 12:02:11 PM
Author: fuck haute couture

wait, you don't have to use your real name here? And here I was, embarrassed that everyone knew that my middle name is "haute".

Who reads the comments anyway? You and I and a whole bunch of other people. So don't make it suck.



Subject: guru
Date: Jun 15 2007 11:41:52 AM
Author: ; )


" I am your new god ... soak it in "



Subject: fhc
Date: Jun 15 2007 03:14:38 AM
Author: just bolo

yer intelligence. yeah, gotcha. im a corny-ass nerd and all, but i aint that corny. and i actually got a life. but seein as bolo isnt my real name, if i do post more than once i just use a different name. like lint or some dum shit. kinda embarrasing, but fuckit.i actually find mf amusing, like when they admit a man in an all girl college, and the lezbos all freak out and cry. christ who reads comments anyway...



Subject: bolo/mutha
Date: Jun 15 2007 01:49:51 AM
Author: fuck haute couture

don't insult my intelligence, there's a reason both names are in the subject line. It's quite obvious that you ARE arguing with yourself, which yes, is pretty creepy.



Subject: what is religionz?!?1
Date: Jun 14 2007 08:54:48 PM
Author: G_D

Thinking about religion is like staring at the sun. Anyone who thinks they have it 'pinned' is wrong. Don't even try, unless you like embarrassing yourself.



Subject: :D
Date: Jun 14 2007 03:46:26 PM
Author: anna

"banana king" <3



Subject: hands down
Date: Jun 14 2007 03:33:27 PM
Author: raymitheminx.blogspot.com

best do don't think it can be topped.



Subject: fhc
Date: Jun 14 2007 02:22:53 PM
Author: bolo

sorry i just got back. guess mutha been using my name to argue with himself.
kinda creepy.



Subject: boycott shitstain muthafutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 01:43:31 PM
Author: chdlb

This turd brain is very starved for attention. dont give him any attention as he wont let up cause he is a very lonely sad little man with no friends and a very tiny dink.



Subject: Religion is for losers.
Date: Jun 14 2007 01:32:56 PM
Author: chdlb

Religion is for haters..it is also the leading cause for conflict worldwide, besides mineral resources or territory disputes.
If you need to be led down a well trodden,self deceiving dead end , yes, religion is the answer..(But i would like to dress like a banana king).



Subject: hmmm
Date: Jun 14 2007 12:38:10 PM
Author: ghb

by the way, where the fuck are the admins on this shit??? i remember Darius, who was EASILY the funniest poster on this board, being censored continuously, but this unfunny, banal fuck can clog up this shit with pointless crap? I wanna kill this fuck! You mad?



Subject: you win
Date: Jun 14 2007 12:36:11 PM
Author: ghb

Please Vice, cancel the comments section pronto....this mutha futha asshole is unbearable.....i don't know if he/she/it is one of yours or just some pimply loser in mommy's basement (possibly both) but either way he/she/it must be stopped!



Subject: ..
Date: Jun 14 2007 12:25:04 PM
Author: ..

yeah dude, i agree with FHC, this guy mutha futha is a pain in the ass. i wouldn't care if he had a million comments on here if they all either a) made any kind of sense, or b) were even slightly funny. but no, mutha futha, you are just a boring douche every time you write.



Subject: wonderful
Date: Jun 14 2007 11:32:29 AM
Author: mutha futha


cause its against it



Subject: haha
Date: Jun 14 2007 11:30:59 AM
Author: wonderful

WHY NOT?????? WHY NOT??? THE ANSWER TO ALL FASHION, SOCIAL AND OTHER FUCKING LAME ISSUES LIKE POLITICS IS WHY NOT, WHY NOT DO IT WHY NOT DRESSS LIKE A BANANA KING WHY NOT???????????????



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 11:22:29 AM
Author: futha


it states very clearly in the bible that religion is for dumb people
must be true
lots of dumb people around
including me
i admit it
at least i'm not dumb enough to be into that afterlife crap



Subject: Religion is not for Dumb people
Date: Jun 14 2007 11:15:49 AM
Author: ...


I think it should stated that religion is really for very smart people who don't really function in a neuro-typical ways ... although really dumb people find comfort in religion because it reaffirms the idea of God or helps them deal with death or pain.

So, you are wrong Vice .... but I wouldn't expect you to understand.



Subject: Religion is cool.
Date: Jun 14 2007 11:13:05 AM
Author: Religion and stuff...


Religion is cool because it annoys rich suburban kids who never had to deal with harsh reality because there mommys and daddys protected them.

Religion is the anti-trust fund baby.



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 11:13:01 AM
Author: futha


oh yeah sorry bolo i'm just a fucken asshole there's really no fucken excuse for me take comfort i'll die someday alright

peace



Subject: fhc
Date: Jun 14 2007 11:09:55 AM
Author: muthafutha


okay. i'll come back here next week some time i'n kinda bored of all my comments as well

cheers everybody



Subject: mutha/bolo. As a quiet aside.
Date: Jun 14 2007 10:59:31 AM
Author: fuck haute couture

Look, I'm not trying to be mean and I mean this in the least rude way possible, but you're making the comments unpleasant to read. Scrolling through pages and pages of your comments is ruining my VICE experience. Please play nicely so we can all enjoy ourselves and limit yourself to just a few comments per photo per day. Please? I'll be your friend forever if you do.

Thanks,
fhc



Subject: bolo
Date: Jun 14 2007 10:42:22 AM
Author: mutha futha


bolo ya wanna fuck wit me
you're a fucken PUSSY!
awwww little baby want a bottle
SMASH you in da fucken face with one THEN.
ya just bin owned bitch LITERALLY



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 10:39:06 AM
Author: futha



sweet baby geezuz i cant WAIT!



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 10:38:19 AM
Author: bolo



i just can't wait till bolo finally gets here from work
he loves this sort



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 10:30:46 AM
Author: futha


where are you bolo
come out

and play?



Subject: bolo
Date: Jun 14 2007 10:20:40 AM
Author: mutha futha




yeah i know baby
don't worry
daddys not gonna hurt ya
i PROMISE



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 10:19:55 AM
Author: bolo



oh no.
don't SAY THAT
do you promise
oh fuck i love your cock
you're SO masterful with it ya know.



Subject: bolo
Date: Jun 14 2007 10:18:49 AM
Author: mutha futha


what did i tell you
you FUCKEN CUNT
consider yourself dead
death by fucking!
YA fucken BITCH ANYWAYS



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 10:16:03 AM
Author: bolo


don't listen to him
mutha is really such a nice man

but he so LARGE though
he can be BRUTAL
HARD to deal with



Subject: bolo and his god
Date: Jun 14 2007 10:09:30 AM
Author: mutha futha



when i get home bitch
i'm gonna extract your teeth
old style
i'm gonna knock them out two times with a motive
works better in the long run
cocksucker



Subject: bolo and his god
Date: Jun 14 2007 10:07:33 AM
Author: muthafutha



watch out when i get home bitch
i'll split chew every fucken time



Subject: bolo and his god
Date: Jun 14 2007 10:06:30 AM
Author: muthafutha



fucken keep that cocksucker shut bitch



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 10:02:56 AM
Author: bolo

me and mutha are real fags together
mutha splits my spider every
fucken night with that hammer



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 10:01:26 AM
Author: futha


look at that
he's already grabbing himself
fucken bolo man



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 10:01:08 AM
Author: futha

of coure i am a fag
(in case you all was wondering)



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 10:00:15 AM
Author: futha


hey bolo
i didnt
know
you were
in the
DOs

FAG!



Subject: okfnsdfokns
Date: Jun 14 2007 09:58:15 AM
Author: karasu

id like to dress like this whilst riding my bmx round the city



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 09:57:17 AM
Author: futha



no offense
to bush
but
bolo is an oil man
loves to see the
gushers



Subject: I want the knife
Date: Jun 14 2007 09:56:44 AM
Author: Tanz

It is the guy from "The Golden Child".



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 09:56:09 AM
Author: futha



bolo likes to suck cock DRY



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 09:55:05 AM
Author: futha


conversely
you get a
similar configuration
from bolo's ween



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 09:53:02 AM
Author: futha



this dood's ween
hardly fits in tight
in BOLOS cracks
too small



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 09:47:47 AM
Author: futha



" Me and Bolo are bumbuddies YEAH! he likes it REAL GOOD !!"



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 09:46:05 AM
Author: futha



yeah
if you're religious
you'd think that
this is the EXACT archetype they'd want to avoid altogether
but NO
they've got him coming over every other evening giving
religious instruction to their little boys now
fucken hypocrites



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 09:42:45 AM
Author: futha


just look at this poor excuse for a human being
thought he'd go looking for god cause
he just knew he was an aberration



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 09:40:10 AM
Author: futha


look at this fucken fag
betcha he's got the same fucken tat
like that guy at that fucken barbecue innit



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 09:38:24 AM
Author: futha



he endeavors to part little boys' hair right down the middle
that's not all



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 09:37:23 AM
Author: futha



what are those anyways
treats for the kids to lure beneath his robes
typical



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 09:35:32 AM
Author: futha


this is so obviously a don't
welcome to my nightmare
more like it



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 09:33:32 AM
Author: futha


hey lama dude
know what
wanna help humanity
kill yourself
kill everyone
while you're at it



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 09:31:54 AM
Author: futha



oh i'm a feminist hence the bloody rag i'm using as a hat



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 09:30:58 AM
Author: futha



thinks he can score chicks like that what a fucken loser



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 09:29:09 AM
Author: futha


that doily on top his head sopping up the blood miraculous it's still pure



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 09:25:45 AM
Author: futha


In order to make a connection to the pantheon of demons gods bodhisattvas demigods buddhas deities what have you, you must humble yourself oh so greatly by attaching a used feminine hygiene product on top one's head and YOU JUST KNOW Sidharrtha Gautama sits somewhere smiling, not only is he enlightened but he's vaguely amused as well that the human species can be so delightfully STUPID



Subject: manila
Date: Jun 14 2007 03:10:21 AM
Author: i want to be a synthesizer

gotta be in manila



Subject: shit
Date: Jun 14 2007 02:37:04 AM
Author: aw

I gotta second juice beetle over there, the comments are basically useless now that this motha fucka guy has shown up and combined forces with n9l



Subject: juice
Date: Jun 14 2007 01:52:37 AM
Author: beetle

please, please remove comments



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 12:47:42 AM
Author: futha

Three robes worth of glorified shitpaper. You get a little diarrhea on those white pants and you have two shitrobes and a little goatee to plunk onto the butthole. 9/11 was an inside job.



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 12:37:05 AM
Author: futha



wat's an o snap your asshole breaking hey bolo. i heard they're back together
ur buttcheeks



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 12:33:16 AM
Author: futha



what are ya snorting oxys or P's can't be yeyo that shit'll kill ya



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 12:31:18 AM
Author: futha


religious people are only interested in longevity because they're a bunch of pussies

they pray for this and that, mainly for their chequebooks and pocketbooks that they'll have a properous year meanwhile, in the real world, wars disease famine genocide but Infinite numbers of buddhas thanks sooooo much

THAT'S SO PUSSY



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 12:28:13 AM
Author: bolo

too busy usin my mirror for snortin lines and typin all day.O SNAP!



Subject: bolo and his god
Date: Jun 14 2007 12:17:30 AM
Author: muthafutha


hmm it's difficult to say for sure, but he's probably a fuck-up just the same. hell, just take a look in the
mirror for proof of THAT MUCH why don't cha



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 12:13:13 AM
Author: futha


hello, my name sevenuppycoke
you have small children i eat



Subject: religion
Date: Jun 14 2007 12:12:36 AM
Author: Lizzooh

I want to be pope. he gets to wear awesome shit. Those hats are so phallic and cute.



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 14 2007 12:11:09 AM
Author: bolo

only if god is also a nerd



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