Date: Jun 04 2008 02:11:01 AM
Author: i think thats
baby balls w/ a wig behind sister side boob
Date: May 09 2008 06:15:43 AM
we drew all over our friend one night with markers and he didn't notice until he got to work the next day and changed his shirt in the work room mirror. they fired him. at least this girl is awake, apparently.
Date: May 02 2008 08:24:49 PM
the one on the left looks like she fell asleep next to a pile of Marks-A-Lots.
Date: Apr 17 2008 01:41:06 PM
these chicks are all fat
Date: Mar 15 2008 02:38:46 AM
Author: typical squirrel
this is the way life should be
Date: Jan 23 2008 03:25:15 PM
Author: Scantily Clad goer
Scantily Clad is one of the many reasons why Vassar (and my dorm) are so amazing. It's not just about being crazy and naked, it's about wearing what you're comfortable in, whether it be shorts and a tank, or nothing at all!
Subject: that's a frat house
Date: Oct 12 2007 05:15:54 PM
Date: Jul 01 2007 11:29:29 AM
I can only imagine the drugs they have. And I am, and they are great.
Subject: holy crap
Date: Jun 30 2007 02:44:00 PM
Author: vassar student
that's the annual "scantily clad joust" at vassar college! and it's in my fucking dorm!
Subject: let me answer this one
Date: Jun 29 2007 04:59:16 PM
how is being stuck in a room full of dogs a "do", you ask?
because this looks fucking FUN! it doesn't matter what they look like. if you're pissed and the bars have closed, this would be a pretty appealing option.
or are you one of those "ironic" losers who thinks it's unbearably uncool to look like you're enjoying yourself? if so, that's fine- just stay home and mope, so the rest of us don't have to put up with your irritating ass.
Subject: so wat
Date: Jun 28 2007 11:36:44 PM
i feel pretty good about my naked body right about now.
Date: Jun 27 2007 09:35:46 PM
I'm just pissed I wasn't invited.
Subject: Holy fuck.
Date: Jun 19 2007 04:15:23 AM
Amazing. Most indisputable DO ever.
Date: Jun 17 2007 09:12:34 PM
my god that looks fun. that's sort what i imagined off-campus parties would be like when i lived in the dorm in college.
Subject: sounds interesting
Date: Jun 16 2007 09:26:31 PM
Hey those two comments below sound interestin...god what am I doin home at this hour...i'm outta here.
Date: Jun 16 2007 08:04:35 PM
tell the whole fucken world why dont cha - "hey. i know that girl on the LEFT...AND i'm a big fucken twat in the process! "
Subject: hell yea
Date: Jun 16 2007 09:14:56 AM
Author: it has finally
happened! I know a girl on Viceland, the one on the left!
Date: Jun 15 2007 04:35:51 PM
how the fuck?! is being stuck in a room full of outright dogs a fucken DO ? explain that one vice
Date: Jun 14 2007 06:13:02 PM
Author: skank sinatra
im glad my girlfriend is not one of those eejut gal dem
Date: Jun 14 2007 11:35:03 AM
You are boooooooooooooooring.
Date: Jun 14 2007 10:46:05 AM
haha it appears that bolo is just one of the girls now
sucks to be you bolo
Date: Jun 14 2007 03:17:09 AM
Author: Jewey Jewmanstein
Rule. Especially the one in the blue bra who's all "Shhhhhhhet. Our dads are totally gonna see this" And the other one's trying to hide her while at the same time kinda wanting everyone to know that Futura 2000 tagged her tits.
Date: Jun 14 2007 02:19:23 AM
yeah but why argue with him, its like fighting mutha futha. you just cant win! the aryan brotherhood talks about jewish conspiracy alot, as if some jewish prison gang is gonna take over the yard.we're supposed to be talking about the people in the photo, for example:
I WOULD TOTALLY DO HER
Date: Jun 14 2007 02:01:04 AM
Author: fuck haute couture
we're talking about jews because there is an extremely damaged person, who claims to be from Stockholm, who takes every opportunity he gets to start ten pages of comments about segregation and the jewish conspiracy. He observed that everyone except the flabby girl in the background looks like a jew. VICE deleted some of the comments. But no matter which name he uses I always know when it's him cos no one else is that fucking insane.
Subject: heaven on earth
Date: Jun 14 2007 12:11:39 AM
Author: shocked middle class westerner
i would kill all of the snotty rick kids who have a) the money to throw parties all the time and b) the hired labour to clean it all up afterwards to go to a party like that, just once . . .
Date: Jun 13 2007 11:47:51 PM
retards think they're greatly increasing their chances with the ladies by removing their shirts but that brainstorm quickly goes out the window just as soon as the ladies discover that retards have a natural inclination for completely wetting themselves, as depicted here for your convenience courtesy of your friends at 'vice' magazine.
Date: Jun 13 2007 10:03:40 PM
I wish I had friends like these when I was young enough to be this fun and stupid.
Date: Jun 13 2007 06:56:44 PM
"oh my god
oh my god
i hope i fall onto the end of that "thing" she's holding, i know i'm good for it!!"
Subject: MTV - RIP OFF
Date: Jun 13 2007 04:49:35 PM
Easy there Bam Margera.
Date: Jun 13 2007 03:26:08 PM
jewish power, i agree whole-heartedly.
but regular jews ya gotta love.
Date: Jun 13 2007 01:56:57 PM
Generally, I HATE People
but that's just me though.
Date: Jun 13 2007 12:33:41 PM
cmon you dweebs hes just fuckin with you.
nobody really hates jews, really.
thats like when honkys complain about mexicans are taking our jobs.
(why are we talking about jews anyway?)
Date: Jun 13 2007 10:44:12 AM
look TR/Today/Andy/North, I will always know when it's you. You might as well just use the same name each time, especially cos when you don't it sort of looks like you're trying to convince us that the world is populated with people who share your opinion.
i should ask my boyfriend tonight if he thought I was gay the last time he ate my pussy.
Subject: oh man
Date: Jun 13 2007 09:35:10 AM
Subject: f h c.
Date: Jun 13 2007 05:55:02 AM
Date: Jun 13 2007 03:36:33 AM
Author: bathhouse mildew
fuck thats awesome
Subject: aw man
Date: Jun 13 2007 01:48:36 AM
Author: fuck haute couture
i wonder what the jew-hater wrote that was so bad that VICE had to delete it, at least twice? Now it looks like me and Moses are sitting here talking to ourselves.
Date: Jun 12 2007 07:47:02 PM
Date: Jun 12 2007 06:17:26 PM
just think we are all the SAME how boring
Date: Jun 12 2007 06:17:21 PM
now if you get some hot chicks in there, you'll be in business. until then it's just a combination of "battle royale" and "ow, my balls!"
Date: Jun 12 2007 06:10:54 PM
just think we are all the SAME how boring
Date: Jun 12 2007 06:07:55 PM
the ripped-out tresses of four-eyes woman most probably.
Date: Jun 12 2007 05:42:58 PM
Shouldn't the tattoo on the one in the far left be on her lower back.
Date: Jun 12 2007 05:37:36 PM
Author: T as in ....
Bunch of jews (and one white person).
Date: Jun 12 2007 04:34:21 PM
I forgot what a good time Booze + Nerf toys are.
I'm gonna get faced and do this TONIGHT!
Date: Jun 12 2007 03:59:26 PM
we go from partying anecdotes to outright hatred in one fatal swoop. Now, that's reality, isn't it? fuck, yeah!
Date: Jun 12 2007 03:46:37 PM
try doing this at home with a friend. get drunk, have a shirtless viking pillow fight, beat the shit out of your friend. and try to not have fun. fuck being "cool". cmon i double dare ya!
Subject: 'you're a nazi tommy'
Date: Jun 12 2007 03:40:05 PM
Vane$$a is the queen. You're my favorite at quick put downs. It's an enviable ability to have. No joking.
Date: Jun 12 2007 03:39:38 PM
' jews arabs gentiles ' it's all the same to me. they're interchangeable more or less .
Date: Jun 12 2007 02:19:27 PM
"Anti semite. Maybe. Especially if you give it the mening your fellow jews do. But actually, I'm not opposed to Israel, so I'm probably not."
No, being opposed to Israel would mean you're anti-Zionist. Hating Jewish people is being anti-semitic. Get your shit straight, man.
Subject: you're a nazi tommy
Date: Jun 12 2007 02:00:26 PM
Thomas hates me because of my ethno-religious background. He's a racist anti-semite with raging acne vulgaris. He'd have herpes too, but he's never had sex.
Date: Jun 12 2007 01:46:48 PM
Author: fuck haute couture
yeah, what's up with lame people like me? And what's up with boring people like them, trying to have extreme fun instead of coming on VICE calling everyone a Jew like Mr. Morefunthanabarrelofmonkeys Anti-Semite here? I bet you'd show all of us a way better time than these idiots could.
Subject: vane$$a: pics or die!
Date: Jun 12 2007 01:40:04 PM
vane$$a sounds like the exact kind of cunt i'd like to brain american gladiator style, but she'd probably be having too much fun "chilling out" and "being cool" to show up.
GET FUCKED GRAMMAR POLICE!
Date: Jun 12 2007 01:22:39 PM
Author: snejana onopka
Date: Jun 12 2007 12:58:15 PM
Author: gun club
being cool when you're getting wasted is such a scene of its own. I say, the more party props and lesbians, the better.
Subject: who gives a shit
Date: Jun 12 2007 12:57:32 PM
i do not care how overweight they are. i do not care how dorky they are by day. all that matters is how totally awesome this is and how much fun i wouldve had if they invited me. goddamn. bff?
Subject: I hate
Date: Jun 12 2007 12:40:12 PM
For Christ's sake, what a bunch of fucking hosebags. Put your clothes on before you make the whole world vomit with your nasty fat ass skank "flesh." Oh God. This looks like a total fucking drag to me. Whatever happened to sitting down and being cool while you get fucked up? Know what I mean? I guess not. Because if you did you wouldn't be such a total fucking shit for brains.
Date: Jun 12 2007 10:58:51 AM
Author: comics book guy
"Isn't the girl in glasses the hot nerd in the superhero suit from days gone by?" It's gotta be, i had this flash thru my mind two seconds after opening this. HOT NERD GIRL!
Date: Jun 12 2007 10:10:03 AM
Author: hey isn't
Isn't the girl in glasses the hot nerd in the superhero suit from days gone by?
Subject: jewsus christ the superstar
Date: Jun 12 2007 10:09:13 AM
Author: fuck haute couture
hahaha, look "Today", you need therapy. I really shouldn't find that funny, but it is. You're so nuts, that even nuts think you're nuts (i.e. me). Oh, and which is the fat one?
In other VICE-commenter related news, I figured out why they cut the comments short--not cos they don't want us rambling on here, but so we'll have to post again to continue, thus upping their hits.
i'm so smart.
Subject: bouncy joust.
Date: Jun 12 2007 08:19:02 AM
I was at a party in mystic conn. where there were sumo suits and bouncy joust (like pictured above). It was one of the best events that I have ever attended. I had a fun hangover the next day and I have not laughed as much before or since. Looking cool is not nearly as fun as being a drunk 11 year old.
Date: Jun 12 2007 08:05:00 AM
naked american gladiators is always a DO
Date: Jun 12 2007 05:26:03 AM
i remember this one time ....
Date: Jun 12 2007 05:25:21 AM
four girls for every boy, good odds.
Date: Jun 12 2007 05:24:29 AM
wonnerful, simply wonnerful.
Subject: i remember
Date: Jun 12 2007 05:22:51 AM
looks like something i'd fantasize about doing after a gram and a bottle of whisky
Date: Jun 12 2007 04:58:24 AM
This is what happens once you get bored of sex.
Subject: deep inside a scientist's brain
Date: Jun 12 2007 04:00:03 AM
Author: dolphin magic
my favorite part is the ceiling
Date: Jun 12 2007 03:00:07 AM
Author: i hatehomework
so the truck was coming right at me, and when i opened my eyes, i was in heaven.
Subject: Really Do, BUT
Date: Jun 12 2007 02:47:55 AM
Author: Ms. FrEAky
I donīt like fat chicks with cloths round their hips. I mean everyone knows theyīre fat and they have cellulitis dents.
Stand by it and fucking show it. Trying to hide only makes it worse, embarassing, Donīt-ish
Subject: Hell yeah!
Date: Jun 12 2007 02:33:05 AM
Drinking, taking drugs, listening to shitty music and dancing is fucking retarded.
I want to party with these people.
Subject: lash out with your gash out
Date: Jun 12 2007 01:53:21 AM
Author: ginger ninja
this is what happens at Christian Youth conventions... swear to god
Subject: so there
Date: Jun 12 2007 12:54:07 AM
Uhh.... Where is this place and how soon can I get there? And do they sell cheap beer?
Date: Jun 12 2007 12:53:06 AM
I'll drink to that!
Think Vice will hire an alcoholic fella with a Masters in Philosophy?
I didn't think so, either. Dylan Thomas RIP
Subject: hey the andy
Date: Jun 12 2007 12:20:10 AM
maybe the one in black, but certainly not the one in the purple skirt
Date: Jun 12 2007 12:08:50 AM
Subject: Fuck yeah!
Date: Jun 12 2007 12:07:34 AM
Author: The Andy
That's gonna be my next party! Think I can fit one of those in a one room apartment?