lako marbella, on Dec 08 2008 08:28:45 PM wrote:
scarface wanna be´s
Date: Dec 31 2007 02:45:56 AM
looks like guv
Date: Nov 26 2007 06:29:34 PM
What's a nort?
Subject: That bald guy...
Date: Oct 02 2007 03:37:30 PM
The bald guy on the left looks like he's about to drop his pants and take a dump on the gal behind him!
Date: Sep 20 2007 02:48:21 PM
I'd hit it.
Subject: I know this scene...
Date: Jul 26 2007 10:08:13 PM
I get stuck talking to assholes like that all the time! Here's what's happening in this picture right now; they've both had enough to drink that the one on the left is in a sort of sitting-up stupor and the one on the right has decided that he's a fucking sex-god, even though he keeps dry-heaving on the chick in the antlers shirt.
Date: Jul 23 2007 10:40:25 PM
tHIS IS ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO CORNER WOMEN AND TALK ABOUT THEMSELVES,THE ONLY REASON HIS FRIEND IS SO QUIET IS DUE TO PROLONGED EXPOSURE,TIP TO 10 YEAR OLDS,CHOOSE COOL PEOPLE AS FRIENDS4LIFE BECAUSE YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE STUCK WITH SHIT LIKE THIS,JUST BECAUSE HE LIVE NEXT DOOR DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HIM.
Subject: fucken mutherfucka
Date: Jun 21 2007 05:20:51 PM
Author: fuck de-fuck fucker!!!
fucken muthafutha! what the hell was he thinking -ASSHOLE !!
Subject: mutha futha's incessant posting
Date: Jun 19 2007 02:38:40 AM
mutha futha has confused these comment boards with some instant messenger program I thinks
Date: Jun 15 2007 01:32:19 PM
i love you raymi
Subject: below dis
Date: Jun 14 2007 06:14:18 PM
Author: below dis
rogue trooper reference.heavy.
Date: Jun 14 2007 12:13:08 AM
Author: shocked middle class westerner
whats a nort? im guessing these arent the same norts in cult british comic book series 'blue rouge'...
im such a nerd
Date: Jun 13 2007 06:51:48 PM
"..and, I JUST got out of JAIL and for THAT?
everyone MUST PAY. I'M NOT KIDDING. You FUCKERS are dead as far as i'm concerned. every-CockSucking-one of YOU. Just Kidding. c'mon baby, talk to me?!"
Date: Jun 13 2007 03:14:09 PM
This picture is almost as chilling as mutha futha's comments.
Date: Jun 13 2007 09:36:07 AM
dude has a digi camera ready to go too. pfffft.
Date: Jun 12 2007 11:02:10 PM
the chunky girl is totally digging his line
Date: Jun 12 2007 08:12:51 PM
do i have to explain everything? a nort is someone who isn't really trying. he just does it because that's what his peers are all about. for the consummate nort it's all about appearances, imagery facades. there's no real drama there, within a nort. he has no preconceived notions. is that good enough for yas?
Date: Jun 12 2007 06:19:01 PM
I was gonna say "what's a nort?" now I'm asking, what the fuck is north of real territory???
Date: Jun 12 2007 03:15:33 PM
N O R T :
North of Real Turf
Subject: you guys are fucking losers.
Date: Jun 12 2007 10:11:25 AM
at least this guy is out there trying to pick up chicks. you assholes are sitting in front of your computer reeking of bedfarts and jerking off. get a life assholes. what the fuck is a nort?
Date: Jun 12 2007 09:53:03 AM
Why was this picture even taken?
Date: Jun 12 2007 12:43:09 AM
Author: ginger ninja
is the man in the fawn cardigan farting... or is the "pretty" girl really just repulsed by some guy trying to be ben lee
Subject: these guys suck
Date: Jun 12 2007 12:14:22 AM
You can tell by the pretty one's body language that she's repulsed.
Also that wingman is useless. He should be chatting up the ugly one to give his buddy the room he needs. Also when two guys go out like that, they look like losers or worse (gay). They'd have better luck going out alone.
And I think blazers are an automatic DON'T. No exceptions.
Subject: i feel pretty
Date: Jun 11 2007 10:41:46 PM
Author: eltonbong at myspace
mmmm....tonight I'm going to wear a shirt with horns on it, and when guys say, "Does that mean you are horny?" I'll look at them like they just farted out of their forehead!!
Subject: answer me.
Date: Jun 11 2007 10:30:09 PM
Author: probably never gonna revisit this page
so, what does "not one real tendency" mean?
Date: Jun 11 2007 07:24:58 PM
all i hav is time, when you're a complete fuck-up, what else is there, can ya spare a guy a break? take these guys in the pic for instance? they're doing a whole lot more than i'll ever amount to, ya know? everyone, ya just hav to clue me out, okay? thanks. this has been a public announcement from ME.
Subject: the game
Date: Jun 11 2007 06:29:38 PM
pick up artists are hilarious, from all that i have read about how much money they pay and the ridiculous training they go through to get laid, when they actually have to talk to a girl...its painfully amusing
Subject: go for the 1 on the left, playa
Date: Jun 11 2007 06:09:55 PM
guy on right: player-strap beard
guy on left: has too pee
mutha futha: doin blow and typing really fast
me: here we go again...
Date: Jun 11 2007 05:36:35 PM
Author: why not
Date: Jun 11 2007 05:30:14 PM
eh muthafutha, why not get out a spiral notebook,
jot down each comment and then post them once, all together, at the end of each day? you're killing it with these 50 posts a pic ones ya know? really. calm down.
Date: Jun 11 2007 05:12:11 PM
why even delete comments at all if you don't erase them by that annoying fuck? ohhhh nooooo, i typed r@pe again!
Date: Jun 11 2007 05:09:42 PM
don't read. no one would ever accuse of THAT though, reading.
Date: Jun 11 2007 05:02:24 PM
you'll be up the crick soon enuff k?
Date: Jun 11 2007 05:01:01 PM
because of FACADE, of course women are going to be intimidating. LOSER
Subject: close up
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:57:26 PM
Vice, this would have been better as a close up. and "mutha futha," can you chill out a little bit please? we don't need you to post 12 times on every photo okay?
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:55:50 PM
it stands to reason he just got out of jail
Look At His Knees !
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:52:58 PM
nort puts it to girls this way: "...and ....i remember this one time..."
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:47:33 PM
knees is thinking quietly to himself "jesus christ. that guy puts himself together oh so INTERESTINGLY!"
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:44:19 PM
hey NORTS. START sucking!
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:39:15 PM
" summer is upon us! say, let's go out and be lame. "
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:36:09 PM
N.O.R.T. not one real tendency
please note the modern convenience, for your utility.
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:31:38 PM
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:29:08 PM
knees wants a fistful full of COCKS. AND ass mouth.
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:26:56 PM
bald guy, bartender and knees will leave nort to contend with the wenches himself ...lucky fucker.
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:24:44 PM
guy with the knees wants to use that beerbottle among other things...
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:23:50 PM
guy with the kness acting all coy. he's feeling "intimidated"
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:21:53 PM
the bald guy is showing off another sort of baldhead, to the bartender of all people. the end times shift ever closer.
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:14:50 PM
he spends a lot of time on his knees it's no small wonder he's peering into the recesses of ASS.
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:10:03 PM
everyone knows bars is not the venue for finding someone nice
jesus fk'n christ. i'm not dr. phil? see what you people do?
Subject: nasal spray
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:52:35 PM
women are the main objective yes. if we don't access one hole there's always two more. otherwise, what's the point? what? we're gonna have a polite convo? better get all three ready then as, i'll be pulling through
Subject: nasal spray
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:35:25 PM
concur. no shoes nor shirts far better. like a beach party.
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:30:43 PM
evrything you say, mines better.
Subject: How can you all be so dumb?
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:23:27 PM
a NORT is a Navigational Ordinate Radial Tower. Planes use them to line up with the runway for landing, and this dude is totally being one.
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:22:39 PM
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:22:24 PM
Author: nasal spray
oh no it's the mystery method guys who use hustler terminology like "target" when referring to women.
jeans with a half-unbuttoned shirt and blazer is the epitome of no no no, it's depressing when like an army of them storm into your favorite bar on the weekends.
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:22:17 PM
and NORTS means gang of LOSERS.
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:21:11 PM
nort means Not One Real Tendency.
figger it out NORTS.
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:16:25 PM
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:15:21 PM
they're INTIMIDATING only in the respect they talk about girl shit. change the subject to YOU. they worship you, remind them. that's all they want from a guy.
Subject: mutha futha
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:13:46 PM
Oh good, mutha futha is going to take up the whole comments page with nonsensical ranting. It must be nice to have a life that isn't insipid.
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:12:53 PM
women are not intimidating they're WOMEN. women are pleasing. figger it out vice.
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:09:49 PM
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:08:35 PM
there is a malingering odor but one of them moves in closer anyways. smells of desperation.
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:06:13 PM
yeah, hopefully they get their fill of COCK.
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:04:53 PM
It's a vurry worrying trend.
Subject: I hate Life
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:04:30 PM
Ashton Kutcher and Nick Lachey getting the jump on being washed up Hollyweird sleazebag reptiles.
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:04:15 PM
hahaha he's looking at the bald guy's ASS. FIGGERS.
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:00:57 PM
he wants to use it to keep the cum from dripping onto floor's surface. looks the type COCKSUCKER.
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:00:36 PM
Date: Jun 11 2007 02:51:32 PM
ugh that guy has a pencil beard thing
I hate those so much
Date: Jun 11 2007 02:42:49 PM
NORT Network of Oriental Robotic Telescopes
NORT Northern Oahe Rescue Team (Mobridge, South Dakota)
NORT Nuclear Ordnance Readiness Test
everybody knows that, dumb-dumb!
Date: Jun 11 2007 02:40:42 PM
NORT Nuclear Ordnance Readiness Test
Subject: a nort indeed.
Date: Jun 11 2007 02:35:53 PM
What is a nort?
Date: Jun 11 2007 02:29:19 PM
attractive girls always bring their ugly friends...improves their chances.
Date: Jun 11 2007 02:27:50 PM
the ugly one is feigning interest cause she knows she doesn't hav a hope in hell, but if her more attractive friend sleeps with him then perhaps they might hav something interesting to talk about beside the insipidness that is their lives. interesting how that works.
Date: Jun 11 2007 02:22:54 PM
the first good 'dont' in recent memory. Love those guys who go out to 'spit game'.