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Comments:

lako marbella, on Dec 08 2008 08:28:45 PM wrote:
scarface wanna be´s


Subject: l
Date: Dec 31 2007 02:45:56 AM
Author: dman

looks like guv



Subject: Nort
Date: Nov 26 2007 06:29:34 PM
Author: wha

What's a nort?



Subject: That bald guy...
Date: Oct 02 2007 03:37:30 PM
Author: Frank

The bald guy on the left looks like he's about to drop his pants and take a dump on the gal behind him!



Subject: eh
Date: Sep 20 2007 02:48:21 PM
Author: whatevs

I'd hit it.



Subject: I know this scene...
Date: Jul 26 2007 10:08:13 PM
Author: Banshee

I get stuck talking to assholes like that all the time! Here's what's happening in this picture right now; they've both had enough to drink that the one on the left is in a sort of sitting-up stupor and the one on the right has decided that he's a fucking sex-god, even though he keeps dry-heaving on the chick in the antlers shirt.



Subject: 000
Date: Jul 23 2007 10:40:25 PM
Author: 000

tHIS IS ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO CORNER WOMEN AND TALK ABOUT THEMSELVES,THE ONLY REASON HIS FRIEND IS SO QUIET IS DUE TO PROLONGED EXPOSURE,TIP TO 10 YEAR OLDS,CHOOSE COOL PEOPLE AS FRIENDS4LIFE BECAUSE YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE STUCK WITH SHIT LIKE THIS,JUST BECAUSE HE LIVE NEXT DOOR DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HIM.



Subject: fucken mutherfucka
Date: Jun 21 2007 05:20:51 PM
Author: fuck de-fuck fucker!!!

fucken muthafutha! what the hell was he thinking -ASSHOLE !!



Subject: mutha futha's incessant posting
Date: Jun 19 2007 02:38:40 AM
Author: crick

mutha futha has confused these comment boards with some instant messenger program I thinks



Subject: raymi
Date: Jun 15 2007 01:32:19 PM
Author: mant

i love you raymi



Subject: below dis
Date: Jun 14 2007 06:14:18 PM
Author: below dis

rogue trooper reference.heavy.



Subject: nort?
Date: Jun 14 2007 12:13:08 AM
Author: shocked middle class westerner

whats a nort? im guessing these arent the same norts in cult british comic book series 'blue rouge'...

im such a nerd



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 13 2007 06:51:48 PM
Author: futha


"..and, I JUST got out of JAIL and for THAT?
everyone MUST PAY. I'M NOT KIDDING. You FUCKERS are dead as far as i'm concerned. every-CockSucking-one of YOU. Just Kidding. c'mon baby, talk to me?!"



Subject: hating
Date: Jun 13 2007 03:14:09 PM
Author: life

This picture is almost as chilling as mutha futha's comments.



Subject: dude
Date: Jun 13 2007 09:36:07 AM
Author: raymitheminx.blogspot.com

dude has a digi camera ready to go too. pfffft.



Subject: fatties
Date: Jun 12 2007 11:02:10 PM
Author: hayyyy

the chunky girl is totally digging his line



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 12 2007 08:12:51 PM
Author: futha


do i have to explain everything? a nort is someone who isn't really trying. he just does it because that's what his peers are all about. for the consummate nort it's all about appearances, imagery facades. there's no real drama there, within a nort. he has no preconceived notions. is that good enough for yas?



Subject: nort?
Date: Jun 12 2007 06:19:01 PM
Author: lol@u

I was gonna say "what's a nort?" now I'm asking, what the fuck is north of real territory???



Subject: NORT
Date: Jun 12 2007 03:15:33 PM
Author: Nerka

N O R T :
North of Real Turf



Subject: you guys are fucking losers.
Date: Jun 12 2007 10:11:25 AM
Author: brendan

at least this guy is out there trying to pick up chicks. you assholes are sitting in front of your computer reeking of bedfarts and jerking off. get a life assholes. what the fuck is a nort?



Subject: ....
Date: Jun 12 2007 09:53:03 AM
Author: YFC

Why was this picture even taken?



Subject: farts
Date: Jun 12 2007 12:43:09 AM
Author: ginger ninja

is the man in the fawn cardigan farting... or is the "pretty" girl really just repulsed by some guy trying to be ben lee



Subject: these guys suck
Date: Jun 12 2007 12:14:22 AM
Author: Jimmy

You can tell by the pretty one's body language that she's repulsed.

Also that wingman is useless. He should be chatting up the ugly one to give his buddy the room he needs. Also when two guys go out like that, they look like losers or worse (gay). They'd have better luck going out alone.

And I think blazers are an automatic DON'T. No exceptions.




Subject: i feel pretty
Date: Jun 11 2007 10:41:46 PM
Author: eltonbong at myspace

mmmm....tonight I'm going to wear a shirt with horns on it, and when guys say, "Does that mean you are horny?" I'll look at them like they just farted out of their forehead!!



Subject: answer me.
Date: Jun 11 2007 10:30:09 PM
Author: probably never gonna revisit this page

so, what does "not one real tendency" mean?



Subject: nuff
Date: Jun 11 2007 07:24:58 PM
Author: muthafutha



all i hav is time, when you're a complete fuck-up, what else is there, can ya spare a guy a break? take these guys in the pic for instance? they're doing a whole lot more than i'll ever amount to, ya know? everyone, ya just hav to clue me out, okay? thanks. this has been a public announcement from ME.



Subject: the game
Date: Jun 11 2007 06:29:38 PM
Author: milky

pick up artists are hilarious, from all that i have read about how much money they pay and the ridiculous training they go through to get laid, when they actually have to talk to a girl...its painfully amusing



Subject: go for the 1 on the left, playa
Date: Jun 11 2007 06:09:55 PM
Author: bolo

guy on right: player-strap beard
guy on left: has too pee
mutha futha: doin blow and typing really fast
me: here we go again...



Subject: or
Date: Jun 11 2007 05:36:35 PM
Author: why not

a job



Subject: sho
Date: Jun 11 2007 05:30:14 PM
Author: nuff

eh muthafutha, why not get out a spiral notebook,
jot down each comment and then post them once, all together, at the end of each day? you're killing it with these 50 posts a pic ones ya know? really. calm down.



Subject: admins
Date: Jun 11 2007 05:12:11 PM
Author: ghb

why even delete comments at all if you don't erase them by that annoying fuck? ohhhh nooooo, i typed r@pe again!



Subject: crick
Date: Jun 11 2007 05:09:42 PM
Author: muthafutha


don't read. no one would ever accuse of THAT though, reading.



Subject: crick
Date: Jun 11 2007 05:02:24 PM
Author: muthafutha


you'll be up the crick soon enuff k?



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 05:01:01 PM
Author: futha


because of FACADE, of course women are going to be intimidating. LOSER



Subject: close up
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:57:26 PM
Author: crick

Vice, this would have been better as a close up. and "mutha futha," can you chill out a little bit please? we don't need you to post 12 times on every photo okay?



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:55:50 PM
Author: futha


it stands to reason he just got out of jail

Look At His Knees !



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:52:58 PM
Author: futha

nort puts it to girls this way: "...and ....i remember this one time..."



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:47:33 PM
Author: futha

knees is thinking quietly to himself "jesus christ. that guy puts himself together oh so INTERESTINGLY!"



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:44:19 PM
Author: futha



hey NORTS. START sucking!



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:39:15 PM
Author: futha


" summer is upon us! say, let's go out and be lame. "



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:36:09 PM
Author: futha


N.O.R.T. not one real tendency

please note the modern convenience, for your utility.



Subject: norts
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:31:38 PM
Author: t.p.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norts



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:29:08 PM
Author: futha


knees wants a fistful full of COCKS. AND ass mouth.



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:26:56 PM
Author: futha


bald guy, bartender and knees will leave nort to contend with the wenches himself ...lucky fucker.



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:24:44 PM
Author: futha


guy with the knees wants to use that beerbottle among other things...



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:23:50 PM
Author: futha


guy with the kness acting all coy. he's feeling "intimidated"



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:21:53 PM
Author: futha


the bald guy is showing off another sort of baldhead, to the bartender of all people. the end times shift ever closer.



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:14:50 PM
Author: futha


he spends a lot of time on his knees it's no small wonder he's peering into the recesses of ASS.



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:10:03 PM
Author: futha

everyone knows bars is not the venue for finding someone nice

jesus fk'n christ. i'm not dr. phil? see what you people do?



Subject: nasal spray
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:52:35 PM
Author: muthafutha



women are the main objective yes. if we don't access one hole there's always two more. otherwise, what's the point? what? we're gonna have a polite convo? better get all three ready then as, i'll be pulling through



Subject: nasal spray
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:35:25 PM
Author: muthafutha


concur. no shoes nor shirts far better. like a beach party.



Subject: duder
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:30:43 PM
Author: muthafutha


evrything you say, mines better.



Subject: How can you all be so dumb?
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:23:27 PM
Author: Duder

a NORT is a Navigational Ordinate Radial Tower. Planes use them to line up with the runway for landing, and this dude is totally being one.



Subject: w
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:22:39 PM
Author: e

NORT



Subject: bonk
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:22:24 PM
Author: nasal spray

oh no it's the mystery method guys who use hustler terminology like "target" when referring to women.

jeans with a half-unbuttoned shirt and blazer is the epitome of no no no, it's depressing when like an army of them storm into your favorite bar on the weekends.



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:22:17 PM
Author: futha



and NORTS means gang of LOSERS.



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:21:11 PM
Author: futha

nort means Not One Real Tendency.

figger it out NORTS.



Subject: yemi
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:16:25 PM
Author: muthafutha



someone's obzervent.



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:15:21 PM
Author: futha


they're INTIMIDATING only in the respect they talk about girl shit. change the subject to YOU. they worship you, remind them. that's all they want from a guy.



Subject: mutha futha
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:13:46 PM
Author: yemi

Oh good, mutha futha is going to take up the whole comments page with nonsensical ranting. It must be nice to have a life that isn't insipid.



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:12:53 PM
Author: futha



women are not intimidating they're WOMEN. women are pleasing. figger it out vice.



Subject: vice
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:09:49 PM
Author: muthafutha


you smell.



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:08:35 PM
Author: futha


there is a malingering odor but one of them moves in closer anyways. smells of desperation.



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:06:13 PM
Author: futha


yeah, hopefully they get their fill of COCK.



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:04:53 PM
Author: futha


It's a vurry worrying trend.



Subject: I hate Life
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:04:30 PM
Author: Vane$$a

Ashton Kutcher and Nick Lachey getting the jump on being washed up Hollyweird sleazebag reptiles.



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:04:15 PM
Author: futha



hahaha he's looking at the bald guy's ASS. FIGGERS.



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:00:57 PM
Author: futha

he wants to use it to keep the cum from dripping onto floor's surface. looks the type COCKSUCKER.



Subject: seriously
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:00:36 PM
Author: rick

Nort?



Subject: face
Date: Jun 11 2007 02:51:32 PM
Author: jer

ugh that guy has a pencil beard thing
I hate those so much



Subject: nort
Date: Jun 11 2007 02:42:49 PM
Author: reuben

it means

NORT Network of Oriental Robotic Telescopes
NORT Northern Oahe Rescue Team (Mobridge, South Dakota)
NORT Nuclear Ordnance Readiness Test

everybody knows that, dumb-dumb!



Subject: 2
Date: Jun 11 2007 02:40:42 PM
Author: t

NORT Nuclear Ordnance Readiness Test

obviously




Subject: a nort indeed.
Date: Jun 11 2007 02:35:53 PM
Author: Say.

What is a nort?



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 02:29:19 PM
Author: futha

attractive girls always bring their ugly friends...improves their chances.



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 02:27:50 PM
Author: futha

the ugly one is feigning interest cause she knows she doesn't hav a hope in hell, but if her more attractive friend sleeps with him then perhaps they might hav something interesting to talk about beside the insipidness that is their lives. interesting how that works.



Subject: ah
Date: Jun 11 2007 02:22:54 PM
Author: walker

the first good 'dont' in recent memory. Love those guys who go out to 'spit game'.



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