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Comments:

Subject: pdx
Date: Jan 30 2008 12:03:30 AM
Author: lou

yay! portland!



Subject: concerned about this pic
Date: Oct 02 2007 01:21:46 AM
Author: slurpeee

c'mon, he didn't put that sticker there (if you call cardboard sell-o-taped to a headrest a sticker). some upbeat relative did to convince him there's still fun in the world & that being in a wheelchair shouldn't be all frowns & sooking & feeling sorry for oneself. now he's defined by a phrase he didn't even want there.



Subject: to
Date: Sep 30 2007 10:34:23 AM
Author: claire

alright the TTC!



Subject: wheelie
Date: Jul 16 2007 03:06:52 PM
Author: your mom

he does it on purpose!he has a funny humour...



Subject: PDX
Date: Jun 17 2007 03:05:59 PM
Author: Robbie

vice is in portland now? ive sat next to this guy too...



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 13 2007 11:57:49 PM
Author: futha



should read: I'M NOT CHEAP! but, ....I'm not RICH either.



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 13 2007 06:46:28 PM
Author: futha


"...even without this wheelchair I'm STILL a Pussy. Please don't hurt ME. PLEASE. DON'T!"



Subject: bus #15 - PDX, OR
Date: Jun 13 2007 02:38:20 PM
Author: esteban

I ride the bus with this guy.

I bet he'll feel more special now that he knows he's helping set the trend of wheelchair sex.

Lovely.



Subject: eh
Date: Jun 13 2007 01:29:10 PM
Author: j

thank you



Subject: ...
Date: Jun 12 2007 01:01:16 PM
Author: anna

wow vice, youre lucky this picture is amazing on its own so that we can all attempt to ignore the caption.

Dos & Donts, kind of your staple and claim to fame... you might want to put some more effort into it. saaaayin.



Subject: corn
Date: Jun 11 2007 10:36:44 PM
Author: beef

grammar school. jokes...are



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 04:33:46 PM
Author: futha


where's the sincerity of your efforts, i think that's the real issue PEOPLE. i'm outta here! just kidding. it's a very complex issue. there's no magic button to push, to get rid of the problem ME. i'll try to accomodate you but i can't tell you what to do next.



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 02:54:37 PM
Author: futha



utopian view of what the world is like SHIT.



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 02:51:40 PM
Author: futha


Vice, it's a shame you quit tending the garden, dear.

You'd hav something TO DO with all that HORSESHIT.


I'll just go and put some tea on then ?



Subject: GUILT TRIP
Date: Jun 11 2007 02:46:42 PM
Author: futha


" will you... wipe... ....my ASS ...for me ? "



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 02:44:32 PM
Author: futha



fuck you and your ability to wipe says he



Subject: THX 4
Date: Jun 11 2007 02:43:18 PM
Author: 3507321C

THE GUILT TRIP



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 02:41:32 PM
Author: futha

" some BODY ring... the... bell ....for... me ? pleece. "



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 02:36:02 PM
Author: futha


his head clashes. in all meanings of the word.



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 02:34:24 PM
Author: futha



shirt doesn't match...



Subject: cool guy
Date: Jun 11 2007 01:33:57 PM
Author: alex

i tink hes a wery kool guy. he look like fun all the time
and rock around the clock!



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 11 2007 12:49:18 PM
Author: futha

The oldest ugliest prostitute EVER, doesn't fuck of its own volition AND wrong sex..... Who does the FUCK does he think he's KIDDING?

Should be fucken FREE.



Subject: ...
Date: Jun 11 2007 12:27:15 PM
Author: ...

"did message size shrink over here?"

im glad



Subject: snow
Date: Jun 11 2007 12:26:48 PM
Author: Ron Duodenum

I once saw a bumper sticker on the back of a wheelchair that said "I'd Rather Be Walking".



Subject: ..
Date: Jun 11 2007 11:34:34 AM
Author: ..

oh, i got cut off! as i was saying, do a spell-check. and fuck you jack was the last thing i'd said, but again, i got cut off. did message size shrink over here?



Subject: ..
Date: Jun 11 2007 11:32:44 AM
Author: ..


"forgive me for being pedantic, but "makes all our problems feel like pussies." - What the fuck kind of English is that?
Is it supposed to mean that my ingrowing toenail now has more likeness to a nice soft, wet, warm, pink-party, or that in light of my new found enlightenment, I can muster the will power to stop moaning about my cat having cateracts?
Grammar is important kids."

uh, but spelling isn't? catAract, fool. and wtf is an ingrowing toenail? that shit is either ingrown or it ain't. if you're gonna act all holier-than-thou, do



Subject: pedantics
Date: Jun 11 2007 10:32:44 AM
Author: fhc

jack is a sucka. Who cares about VICE's grammar; most of these guys are more educated than most of their readership--they write like 12-year-olds cos that's their target market. Let it be.



Subject: errr...
Date: Jun 11 2007 06:14:55 AM
Author: jack

forgive me for being pedantic, but "makes all our problems feel like pussies." - What the fuck kind of English is that?
Is it supposed to mean that my ingrowing toenail now has more likeness to a nice soft, wet, warm, pink-party, or that in light of my new found enlightenment, I can muster the will power to stop moaning about my cat having cateracts?
Grammar is important kids.



Subject: down for life
Date: Jun 11 2007 03:13:18 AM
Author: dolphin magic


this guy reminds me of the way my farts smell



Subject: Has anyone even read this news article?
Date: Jun 11 2007 12:54:19 AM
Author: Nikki9Lives

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,278881,00.html

Go to that. People in wheel chairs have fun all the fucking live long day.
According to eighties thriller hit 'Money Shines'
the also get to eat some mad pussy.
But they don't get much out of video games. With the whole neck down parylisis thing.



Subject: 2 fast
Date: Jun 11 2007 12:16:36 AM
Author: lisa loeb

NAS!



Subject: Old men rock
Date: Jun 11 2007 12:16:22 AM
Author: ARTichoke

I wish I had that sweet shirt...



Subject: handicapable
Date: Jun 11 2007 12:13:38 AM
Author: eltonbong at youtube

The coolest thing is that his chair has a wheely bar!!



Subject: bitches
Date: Jun 11 2007 12:04:09 AM
Author: handicrap

fuck you and your ability to walk says he



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