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mike, on Apr 15 2009 03:59:03 AM wrote: thanks vice. this caption is so f***ing true. it almost hurts. 
yem, on Jan 25 2009 11:28:13 AM wrote: this looks like a really pretty girl pulling a mega funny face. short hair's good on the right girls, she's got a nice face, i bet she's hot when she's sad.
Date: May 13 2008 10:50:19 AMAuthor: gatx reading these comments, its like a peek into the bored assholes who wish everyone felt as shitty as they do club. Date: May 12 2008 11:29:27 AM Author: © The Tooth To Gum Ratio is a BIT off...but some of you guys are into that sort of thing...I Guess.. Date: May 09 2008 03:11:25 AM Author: dorf Sinead O'Connor was a model at one point so she could sculpt a beret out of dog feces on her head and still look fetching, thanks to her bone structure. Any woman below a 9.5 will always look better with her face framed by long locks. Sinead is like the exception that proves the rule. Date: May 04 2008 11:20:16 AM Author: Kate Short hair on girls = Masculine BULLSHIT I think, beautiful women with short hair, is exceptionally feminine. It means they don't need to be 'sterotypical' to show their beauty. Some girls look like young boys with short hair, fair enough, they just need to be told. But it doesn't apply to everyone, Sinead O'Connor shaved her head and yet... (Don't even mention Britney) Date: May 01 2008 10:12:28 AM Author: Sassy Jones Lucille 2 Date: Apr 17 2008 06:36:45 PM Author: suprised for the rest of my life! It's not so much this womans hair as it is her weird eyebrows stretched painfully across her forehead way too high, making her look like a suprised lizard or something. Can't you just see her tongue darting out? SSsss.... Date: Apr 16 2008 07:36:48 AM Author: Tizza Man...I'm so glad we have Vice Magazine around to tell us how to be cool and what to fucking wear. Oh, and those Jeep ads are more annoying than fucking gonorrhea. Subject: tits Date: Feb 26 2008 10:49:41 PM Author: al i like short hair on girls. you know, like a hot Israeli chick in the army with a crew cut BA-Boom Subject: Tea Ballin' Date: Nov 06 2007 12:49:21 PM Author: Yikes part 2 My Ballons....He Took MY BALLONS!!!!! As for the girl I was, more concerned with the tooth to GUM ratio...plz don't smile. Keep the hair short but don't smile. Subject: yikes Date: Aug 15 2007 01:31:44 AM Author: rob-omb Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? Subject: Omg Date: Aug 01 2007 09:47:02 AM Author: Hell I like my men with long hair =P and boldies and regular boy-cuts don't appeal to me >_< so.. =) Men, grow longer hair then women, it looks wild, romantic and hot! PS that's just a bad picture... Geez... Subject: her Date: Jul 30 2007 04:33:14 PM Author: amycakes she looks like your mum in the 80s Subject: 000 Date: Jun 03 2007 04:26:02 PM Author: 000 This girl looks to fun to insult.. Her hair is short so she can better listen' to than help solve all of your problems.She's neat. Subject: pro-short hair.. Date: Apr 13 2007 03:22:54 PM Author: Nemo But I shave my head-every woman has long hair in my opinion. Long hair doesn't work on all face types. It makes women with triangular shaped faces look equine "Why the long face, My Little Pony?" Subject: well Date: Mar 12 2007 02:46:33 PM Author: el santo that's an example of bad bad bad hairstyling...not cut...i'd rather see a girl with nice short hair than fucked up/damaged long hair. Subject: cunt Date: Feb 16 2007 11:58:16 AM Author: cunt vice sucks Subject: call bs. Date: Feb 14 2007 10:08:03 PM Author: I "You can grow longer hair than us and we like that so please do it! " I doubt this. Females don't necessarily have the intrinsic capacity to grow longer hair than males. I'd like to see this PROVEN! Losers. Go jizz on some horsetail. Subject: bah! Date: Jan 28 2007 01:51:36 PM Author: soulinite Short hair is for bulldykes and cancer surviors. Subject: Girls shouldnt have short hair Date: Dec 28 2006 09:19:06 PM Author: James I am a strong believer in this and am in full support of this DONT Short hair is only for males and dykes, if chicks want to look attractive to guys, then have girly haircuts and make themselves look girly and not like a young boy Subject: aw Date: Aug 05 2006 11:13:30 AM Author: Blah "she seems like a nice girl and you put a big DONT over her face? I think she's pretty." Yeah, she looks like she could tear my face off or a chestburster's going to jump out of her ribcage but she's at least smiling. Subject: AHHHHHHHH RUN Date: Jul 05 2006 09:33:25 PM Author: LOYALIST So you remember going out that weekend 3 weeks ago, and waking up at home with no pants and the remnant of a busted condom still clinging to the root . Passing negative on vd tests you chalk it up to lesson learned until the knock knock knock on your door and its all pro .... Remember me..? Im pregnant.... Subject: You mean... Date: Jun 08 2006 08:04:55 AM Author: TomW "You mean I finally get to gnaw your leg off? Tonight?!" Subject: LOOK! Date: May 29 2006 01:56:31 AM Author: your mom wow. BAD photo. LOOK!!!!! www.sarahdolecki.com Subject: fdlksgf Date: May 15 2006 02:32:53 PM Author: dsaf Amen Vice, girl-boys who aren't dykes are just useless... Subject: Life is a cabaret Date: May 06 2006 03:11:32 PM Author: monkeyboy Liza Mi-fucking-nelli Subject: not the hair... Date: May 02 2006 09:45:20 PM Author: al HELLO BOTOX!! Subject: NIPPLE ALERT Date: May 01 2006 06:11:59 AM Author: olgz are yous blind?! Subject: jean seberg Date: Apr 21 2006 03:52:50 PM Author: jason what about jean seberg when she was in breathless? http://www.beckerfilms.com/breathless.gif Subject: AHHHHH enough Date: Apr 19 2006 08:09:12 PM Author: dasha fuck this bitch. the ad's on these pages are starting to really be a fucking drag. "sell your mother on ebay" dude and the wiggly wire television. FUCK. Subject: brains...brains... Date: Apr 19 2006 05:14:35 AM Author: Hades with a bit of fake blood shed be a good zombie movie extra, blank eyes huge mouth, deathly pale....Red Dawn of the Dead sickening Subject: reasoning Date: Apr 17 2006 09:45:23 AM Author: brandrew this is why art students and mods don't smile. Subject: hot chick Date: Apr 14 2006 09:19:58 PM Author: Dick Nixon that girl is pretty fine, short hair and everything. I wonder if she does anal? Subject: the long and the short of it Date: Apr 14 2006 09:13:49 PM Author: Snellworth J. Raddington Are you guys still stuck in the 1950's? Short hair is for boys, long hair is for girls? Who the hell told you that?! Next thing you're gonna say is that pants are for men and skirts are for women. Subject: That's a MOM! Date: Apr 13 2006 11:24:26 PM Author: test account That woman is like 39 or something. Let her be her Chico's wearing featherpixie cut self. She came back from her stylist all excited, "I told Jorge, 'just do what you think is right.' Well, Don't you know my husband said it took years off me, he couldn't stop staring. All the women in the building wanted to know where I had it done and even Glenda who has nothing nice to say.." She's all attiter and feeling pretty good again and you just piss all over it. That's fucked up hipster shit. She's for her 60 year old doctor husband to look good for. Not you. Not EVERYTHING IS FOR YOU. Subject: It's Liza with a Z Date: Apr 12 2006 02:57:21 AM Author: Christian Seriously. The poor girl. Think of the men she's going to marry. Subject: . Date: Apr 11 2006 11:45:08 PM Author: . SUP LIZA Subject: G-G-Gay Date: Apr 11 2006 11:45:42 PM Author: Laura Bush The real reason you don't like this is because she looks like Judy Garland and saying she's a 'do' and trying to make it be hetero would be almost sacrilgious. Taking the image of the fairygodmother in vain is like saying jesus is hot. Subject: short n sassy Date: Apr 10 2006 02:05:24 PM Author: warren b. blowdryer Oh man, you are so right on about this chick. She and her pathetic attempt at radness will ruin a good time as surely as a G&R record at a coke party. Subject: ... Date: Apr 07 2006 01:15:45 PM Author: em i'm more worried about the look on this poor woman's face than anything else ... Subject: Tit Literate Date: Apr 07 2006 07:08:32 AM Author: Morticia Never mind the short hair; she looks like she could use a good bra for those saggy tits. What's more, I am deeply appalled by the inability of most people posting to this site to spell correctly. I realise some of you are American, but frankly that's really not an excuse. I know you've all been using that as an excuse for years to cover every eventuality but wake up, your cover's blown, for your own sake get of the damn internet and get an education. Subject: her skin is positively glowing! Date: Apr 07 2006 06:21:14 AM Author: rococo-curl Is everyone blind? if this woman was to relax her face and grow her hair, she be a hottie. ALSO... No way can this be a dont. its too bland. You freaks can do better than this. Subject: her skin is positively glowing! Date: Apr 07 2006 06:21:14 AM Author: rococo-curl Is everyone blind? if this woman was to relax her face and grow her hair, she be a hottie. ALSO... No way can this be a dont. its too bland. You freaks can do better than this. Subject: she looks like... Date: Apr 07 2006 05:04:15 AM Author: Maul Liza Manelli. And Liza was pretty hot in the 70's. She's not a Don't. Subject: YUMMY Date: Apr 07 2006 03:35:29 AM Author: stay puff marshmallow man i think she knows something i don't i like this one, very subtle... Subject: maybe Date: Apr 07 2006 12:33:29 AM Author: ana she's related to aphex twin? Subject: sad face Date: Apr 06 2006 11:58:33 PM Author: danish/canadian i have that dog tag necklace too, mines silver and i got it from danish grandparents, im sad that she has one too. Subject: short hair Date: Apr 06 2006 06:54:11 PM Author: drew goddammit i like short hair on girls Subject: seriously? Date: Apr 06 2006 05:04:39 PM Author: um normally i can write off all these people talking shit about how vice fell off, but this is too much.they might be right this time... "like a wierd boy" ?!?! why dont you just say she looks "bad" or "ugly". that shit would be so hilarious. Subject: hair Date: Apr 06 2006 03:25:59 PM Author: grendel That's the dreaded "comb-in". A style which you only affect to make your friends laugh -- like popsicle stick fangs. Doesn't the wispiness tickle the sensitive area around her eyes? Subject: haircut Date: Apr 06 2006 01:13:11 PM Author: I'm Rick James Bi-otch She got excited cuz she found out Liza Minelli was coming to town and that she's a big stalker. Subject: book Date: Apr 06 2006 12:58:09 PM Author: jack hey vice, your standards are fucking slipping. when the book of dos and donts came out i was like fuck that, why would i pay for it when i can read them for free on the internet, but given the bullshit you guys have been churning out lately, this book is becoming like a fucking window into the golden age when dos/donts were actually funny. Subject: who the fuck is vicky pollard? Date: Apr 06 2006 11:43:27 AM Author: molly Your site sucks now cuz now there's wankers on here making British refs us dum 'mericans don't get. Subject: b Date: Apr 06 2006 10:55:03 AM Author: a She looks like the non-grups guy's daughter. Subject: Geez. Date: Apr 06 2006 10:47:02 AM Author: Conny Her teeth? What about her fuckin' nose!? Subject: you guys are mean Date: Apr 06 2006 10:35:18 AM Author: Antonio she seems like a nice girl and you put a big DONT over her face? I think she's pretty. Subject: gah Date: Apr 06 2006 09:51:31 AM Author: daniel still, the toothy grin, does make a nice brief change from the thousands of scowling lastnightsparty and cobrasnake jpegs. non? Subject: real prob. Date: Apr 06 2006 09:44:53 AM Author: nivag the biggest don't here is a toothy grin... they allways look like shit... never show your teeth, no matter how big they are, fuck! Subject: yup Date: Apr 06 2006 08:54:18 AM Author: darby she does appear to be rolling her balls off... Subject: woman Date: Apr 06 2006 08:30:28 AM Author: neildeal it's not the hair you should be chatting about. It's the Vicky Pollard neckless thing thats concerning me concern... Subject: super ugly Date: Apr 06 2006 01:47:29 AM Author: SuPAFREAK she looks like shes on E |
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