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Comments:

Date: Jun 08 2008 11:00:56 AM
Author: Miscreant

I don't know this guy, but he shows up to every party I've ever thrown. Every time, I tell him to "get the fuck out".
This is look I get. Too drunk to care. Too stoned to argue. Too stoopid for words.

If there is ever a casting call for, "Man in adult bookstore video booth with handful of tokens", this guy OWNS it.



Date: May 23 2008 05:36:54 AM
Author: boner

I bet his apartment smells great.



Date: May 23 2008 05:36:54 AM
Author: boner

I bet his apartment smells great.



Date: Apr 29 2008 03:36:18 AM
Author: dick cheney

his face looks like it's entirely composed of cigarette ash...



Subject: Fuck-Up Uncle
Date: Mar 05 2008 02:08:03 AM
Author: Dru

He's too awesome for the 2000s. Way too awesome.

We need to get him in a time machine and send him back to the early 70s where he can be with his own kind.



Subject: 000
Date: Aug 05 2007 04:16:55 PM
Author: 000

This uncle is the type who says"Your sisters got some tits on her eh" during christmas dinner.Just nod your head and hope no one sees.



Subject: windmill
Date: Jun 29 2007 02:50:42 AM
Author: kalle

its my uncle flake!



Subject: he is
Date: Jan 20 2007 09:43:46 PM
Author: cold fist

kinda cute



Subject: MORE Gay 'staches
Date: Dec 11 2006 05:13:04 PM
Author: Sick In Bed

moustache=gay

village people>moustaches

village people> gay

If you don't know who The Village People are, find out
or grow a moustache ya fay-eeg.



Subject: the fuck-up uncle
Date: Dec 03 2006 02:57:38 AM
Author: willie

Blowing disability checks at the strip club on cocaine makes dale earnhardts death, sixteen months of unpaid child support, and a empty bottle of xanax bars bearable.



Subject: come to papa
Date: Nov 26 2006 02:00:08 PM
Author: jux55

ahhh yes....the magic, of course, is in the stains...daddy like em young...ey? And he bargains well. Pay To Play.



Subject: baddabing
Date: Nov 19 2006 07:31:42 PM
Author: noname

dude is stoned outta his mind.



Subject: abba zabba
Date: Nov 17 2006 11:42:15 PM
Author: Fry Guy

Fry Guy here, just to say that I'm proud of Vice for Preachin' it, instead of hidin it.



Subject: uncle rico
Date: Nov 17 2006 12:57:00 PM
Author: pee vee herman

Can't you just hear this human garbage saying FREE MUSTACHE RIDES.

Maybe I'm just projecting.

dimelo



Subject: name
Date: Nov 15 2006 03:23:09 AM
Author: subject

i sure hope that's a splooge stain on his shirt



Subject: er
Date: Nov 14 2006 11:25:45 PM
Author: Chase

George Clooney on heroin?



Subject: oh-oh
Date: Nov 14 2006 09:47:22 PM
Author: jazzman

thats me - fuck!



Subject: fi fo
Date: Nov 14 2006 09:12:05 PM
Author: fee

blank look matched by blanked commentary. nothing here. but voided blank generation had so much more.. burning airlines give you so much more. or did they. blankered blinkered bloke. quite dialated but it was probably dark. so dark.

the emptiness of any meaning, vitality, or inspiration here creates a paradoxically threatening death-image overlaying a simulated reality.. an empty photograph that glows with a cold and spacelike vacuum- menace. we are no longer anywhere.

i smell europe. i smell a don't. the stains are intriguing. suspect said stained shirt to be of sophomoric species not specific to any real place but to turgid consumer logic object referral to .. what?

"i said the straights don't know nothing
and the rockers don't know nothing
no we all don't know nothing" atv



Subject: hey now
Date: Nov 14 2006 07:46:30 PM
Author: tp

is that pete pappas?



Subject: it says
Date: Nov 14 2006 07:39:06 PM
Author: vagina

'100% Nude'



Subject: hmmm
Date: Nov 14 2006 07:17:19 PM
Author: um

what is that written on the inside of her vagina there, i can't quite make it out.



Subject: .
Date: Nov 14 2006 06:20:21 PM
Author: Greta

Hey, is that Borat?



Subject: uncles
Date: Nov 14 2006 05:27:18 PM
Author: Uncle Fucker

fuck-up or dirty grup? take your pick.



Subject: hmm!
Date: Nov 14 2006 05:05:50 PM
Author: zanz

those are some nice tash brows! looks like he cloned a tash and then used it as eyebrows. theyre all exactly the same.

his shirt makes him look more like the 'touching' kind of uncle



Subject: Pussy uncle
Date: Nov 14 2006 04:58:08 PM
Author: Aquitted Murderer

Your uncle is just a petophile perv. You dont know what a real fuck up, drunk, family-slaughtering asshole of an uncle is.
Waaah!! My uncle played fun games with me and touched my pee pee!!
Fuck you. At least he didn't beat everyone in his family to a bloody pulp and end up killing his wife and daughter.
Go jerk of to "capital of Thailand" you fucking rediculous idiot.
I hate your kind.
You haven't seen shit.



Subject: Roger
Date: Nov 14 2006 04:20:45 PM
Author: Acquitted Murderer

My fuck up uncle let me read hustler and high times back in the day, and always made up weird games like "capital of Thailand" and "strip wrestling" just to touch me. He was just way too cool to call social services on.



Subject: Chuck!!
Date: Nov 14 2006 04:18:52 PM
Author: Jarshy

Hey It's Uncle Chuck!! Why did you kill Aunt Jamie? It ruined my Mom's life. You fucking drunk bastard!
Quit beating Keaton, or one day he'll turn on you and tear you up, asshole!!



Subject: freak!
Date: Nov 14 2006 03:51:40 PM
Author: aesk47

That guy rocks three mustaches!!



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