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Date: May 19 2008 07:15:50 AM Author: dude Safety gear has been the #1 cause of accidents in my life. The #1 CAUSE. Subject: chaaaa Date: Dec 05 2007 11:11:25 AM Author: mercedes hasn't anyone seen that episode of 6 ft under where the woman on her bluetooth gets run over by a car while rollerblading? Subject: meow Date: Oct 24 2007 09:20:38 AM Author: chuck alicious im gay yea i like dickwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Subject: gigi Date: Oct 13 2007 10:47:52 AM Author: commonsenseman Gigi you are a DUMB FUCK, those helmets are designed to break on impact to ABSORB THE IMPACT. It's simple physics, I think we covered this kind of thing in high school when I was about 15. Subject: -=Idiots-= Date: Aug 10 2007 06:06:46 AM Author: Columbia In a tragic incident of bike/skate ski-ing, both of us busted ass (complete with authentic waterski line). Our 'agressive' skater helmets saved our heads from being busted wide open, again (yeah...). So, fuck you VICE. Y'all are retarded not only in the social sense, but in the *legal* sense. Shame... Subject: hahahah Date: Feb 10 2007 10:40:26 AM Author: gigi i love the fact that she wears that gay helmet which doesn't work(really,it s like wearing a paper hat on your head,any serious impact will anihilate your head just as well) but she didn t bother to wear knee and elbow protection where you re most likely to get your skin razored. plus it s useful for doing tricks like sliding across wet asphalt on your knees.so my only question is..are gay bicycle helmets cool?btw if you really don t want to hurt your precious skin when you fall down at the astonishing speed of 5 mph wear a fucking leather jacket. Subject: That's just wrong. Date: Dec 13 2006 05:07:55 PM Author: Norcos It's a lesbian Shane Yost working as a crossing-guard. Subject: xx Date: Nov 23 2006 01:18:18 PM Author: the person who wrote this post is a huge ..gaping asshole. still i don't wish _his_ love was hit by a car Subject: be aware Date: Nov 19 2006 07:51:18 PM Author: noname girls with big bags are in desperate search for a man. the safety-thing is an evil trick. you need just to look at her, and pow!, she is pregnant! and you are for the next decade in a shithole of nagging and bad sex. Subject: Helmets Rock Date: Nov 13 2006 09:01:09 AM Author: wildem Damn, there's got to be something good about helmets since they've been used for protection as far back as history goes. Battles and wars were probably decided if the soldiers were protected at all and i bet helmets were one of the first issues of protection. So yes, she treats her safety as if its in danger and wears a helmet ! Then again, get off the flippin road and blade to the nearest park or something if you've got any brains. Subject: My mate dave Date: Nov 11 2006 02:54:38 AM Author: Ad I knew a guy called Dave, he'd been woring in ski resorts for five years and always wore a helmet, one day when it was sunnyt he thought he'd be a bit cool and wear a cap and sunnies, he hit his head on a rock and died. Subject: ads Date: Nov 10 2006 08:15:09 PM Author: travwell she obviously doesn't care about how she looks, leave the poor girl alone. if you're not going to dress up anyway, you might as well wear a helmet. Subject: The Helmet effect Date: Nov 10 2006 07:38:48 AM Author: I was a teenage ramraider Ok I grew up on a bad ass estate in Newcastle ( north of England - you all those who don't know ). In my spare time (...) my mates and I would steal cars and smash are way through shop window and then steal all the electrical items we could get. If I had ever seen some one dress like this AND on those fag roller skates, all that florescent shit would only serve as a better target for me to run them over more effectively. Maybe till they were dead. Funny that when you think about it?? Subject: hmmm Date: Nov 09 2006 09:00:57 AM Author: fuck haute couture i dunno... I do ride my bike nearly every day, in thick city traffic, and have had a couple of close calls. While I too spend at least five minutes a day combing and arranging my hair there is a part of me that realizes the vanity will have to take a back seat to safety eventually. One out of a hundred bikers on the streets of berlin wear helmets--obviously not a trend--so I always wonder what horror that one helmet wearer has been witness to, that has prompted him or her to wear one. I don't want to wait until I either see someone with their skull broken open or until I myself am that person, before I get a helmet. ironically enough, I'm just too lazy to go get one. Subject: Hey guz tarballs Date: Nov 09 2006 01:04:24 AM Author: ChitownBeatDown Skate or die bro, skate or die. Subject: bike pride Date: Nov 08 2006 07:27:37 PM Author: guz tarballs Ey,nobody tells me that bikeriders are gay!! Lazy-assed cardrivin is #1 reason for mildew between yer legs and gives yer boner a spongy consistence! Bike riders DO rule the street and are the hardest people of em all! The got the biggest balls! But vice's damn right to say helmets are shit. If you cant handle traffic u die in traffic! Subject: I hadda dumn Uncle Date: Nov 08 2006 05:53:18 PM Author: Softie Mcgreggorbosschampchief Ok forget about the retard in this don't. You guys were pleading for all our helmet saved lives stories. I never used to wear a helmet cause, like a lot of us, I thought they looked gay and were annoying to carry around. 3 things have changed my mind. First my bike courier friends were like "WHAT!! You ride downtown everyday in Montreal and don't wear a helmet. What are you fuckin crazy"? I'm 30 and so I figured I gotta win the door prize sooner or later. This summer within 1 month I saw a dude spayed out on Sherbrooke pumping blood from his head after being hit by some stupid cabbie and my Uncle fell off his bike, just kinda tapped his head wrong on the curb and died. So yeah I don't know anyone who's life was saved by a plastic helmet. Subject: rollerblader Date: Nov 08 2006 01:23:49 PM Author: ricky On spring break in Miami I hit a rollerblader. He was French though so instead of being tragic it was more like hillarious. Subject: Where's the Funny? Date: Nov 07 2006 09:50:54 PM Author: Brian 90% of life is just showing up, the other 10 % is being funny, You guys just showed up. Subject: Neckless Bob Date: Nov 07 2006 05:34:40 PM Author: mesey you are a faculty of abstract reasoning. and 30 miles an hour is pussy. Subject: dead Date: Nov 06 2006 12:03:56 PM Author: sexy you guys are twats. okay she does look like a retard with the reflective vest and yellow socks, but helmets save lives... you self-righteous fashion conscious hipsters should all crack yer skulls open falling from your fixed gear bikes on the Williamsburg bridge. Subject: i did Date: Nov 06 2006 11:42:31 AM Author: Moti Bahat I got hit by a car while roller blading. But I didn't have a helmet on, I broke the windshield and my mom let me order whatever I wanted from Carmine's that night. I won. Subject: Go Green Date: Nov 06 2006 11:38:33 AM Author: Greg This retard is obviously trying to lessen her "carbon footprint" proving that anyone who buys into man-made Global Warming should heckled and generally ostracized in society or at least belongs on this Don’t list. Subject: When I was a kid... Date: Nov 06 2006 06:18:53 AM Author: Neckless Bob ...I went head-first into a tree going downhill at well over 30mph. I was wearing a helmet, which is why I still possess faculties of language and abstract reasoning. You twat. Subject: hmm Date: Nov 05 2006 04:22:25 PM Author: helmets When I was 14 I came off my bike going down a mountain, hit the road and slid for about 3 meters and would pretty much be dead if I didn't have a helmet on. The roller blader is a wuss though you never fall on your head unless on a half pipe, that's why they mostly just wear wrist and knee guards. Who roller blades after 1994 anyway? Subject: Date: Nov 05 2006 01:40:59 PM Author: A friend of mine cycled into a recycling skip/ bottle bank thing when he was pissed. He hit it so hard that he would have been a vegetable if he wasn't wearing a helmet. Subject: ohhyahh Date: Nov 05 2006 01:05:45 PM Author: puss what's the worst thing about buying a pair of rollerblades? give up? telling your parents you're gay! Subject: bikes and blah Date: Nov 05 2006 12:48:47 PM Author: pisa power to those who dont emit alot of CO2. Subject: Date: Nov 04 2006 04:53:19 PM Author: she realized the only way she could pull off roller blades is if she upped the loser ante on the rest of her outfit. she is a secret genius. Subject: kujsa Date: Nov 04 2006 02:47:35 PM Author: nvcxnc I would go out of my way to run this bitch over so mabey she should wear a helmet. Subject: helmets and other laws Date: Nov 04 2006 06:59:38 AM Author: fuck haute couture i do know a guy who suffered an injury while on his rollerblades. He broke his wrist. Also, he was gay. I'm not kidding. A broken-wristed gay rollerblader. here in berlin it's relatively safe to ride yr bike because a)there are so many cyclists that the drivers are accustomed to looking for, and making concessions to you and b) by law they have to maintain a meter and a half's distance from you. good luck to all you cyclist yanks in the land of the car. Subject: roller blades Date: Nov 03 2006 11:29:31 PM Author: andi mooner fruit boots. Subject: no brain? why helmet? Date: Nov 03 2006 09:04:55 PM Author: The Human Stain Who cares about the helmet? It's the roller blades that I despise. Fuckin yuppie scum wheels... Subject: eek Date: Nov 03 2006 08:50:21 PM Author: Allyson the socks are what's killin' me. Subject: little crosswalk pussies Date: Nov 03 2006 06:53:24 PM Author: thought you knew these are the kinds of precautions you gotta take when you live life outside the crosswalk, bitch. Subject: the truth Date: Nov 03 2006 06:53:12 PM Author: oblivion we should all wear helmets... always. Subject: I'm just sayin' is all... Date: Nov 03 2006 06:45:36 PM Author: Some kinda guy A girl in my highschool class got run over and killed while rollerblading. My old man cycles thousands of miles a year and he has one completly mangled helmet that could have been his head. And lastly, I don't know if you new york hipsters have better good luck charms or something than we do, but here in Chicago I'm hard pressed to think of a friend of mine who cycles regularly and hasn't been hit by a car. Oh yeah, but that reflextive vest is totally stupid and overkill. seriously Subject: Darwinism Date: Nov 03 2006 05:56:32 PM Author: Whatever Just decide whether you want to wipe your own ass for the rest of your life or have someone else do it for you. They can also wipe the drool off your chin and feed you mashed potatoes for breakfast lunch and dinner... actually maybe it's not that bad. Subject: lies Date: Nov 03 2006 05:13:11 PM Author: oprah wolf thts not true you big dick sucker. my step-dad got in a car accident and his helmet was the only thing that saved his life. it was the excessive drinking that killed him. Subject: Linda Date: Nov 03 2006 04:44:33 PM Author: Acquitted Murderer Having a reflector vest(which she stole from a transit worker)on in the daytime is basically a cry for help. Wearing it with a helmet and rolled-up pants says "My divorce did'nt go so well and my son has converted to Islam". Subject: death Date: Nov 03 2006 04:34:33 PM Author: bad advice think about all those things you love and then think about your head bouncing off the concrete just a little bit. it happens fast - and you never see it coming. you choose: vegetable or death on the flip side: having seen someone die w/ out a helmet on (it would not have helped) i wonder if we can ever be safe. Subject: ummm... Date: Nov 03 2006 03:27:31 PM Author: mzgg one of my best friends was hit by a car while riding her bike and almost died because she cracked her head wide open. she now has a 7 inch scar that looks like a zipper. Subject: enthusiasts Date: Nov 03 2006 03:25:21 PM Author: give me a job "i know this from biking experience not rollerblading" hey cowboy, why don't you stare at how your penis looks in your little biker tights for awhile in the full length of your effeciency apartment, then once you get it just right peddle yourself over to your local coffee shop, dock up for like three hours and show everyone. the more i have to hear you pussies the more i realize you have nothing else in your lives. much like pr professionals, sports fans, or people who just like the beastie boys your identity has lost all complexity and you have become nothing more than this thing you do. talk about something else for a change. Subject: vice Date: Nov 03 2006 03:25:38 PM Author: bike riding dude every morning on my bike ride to work i think "man, i wish i had a helmet on" because i'm one of those gay bike riders who thinks that they own the street and blow red lights..but i never ride against traffic, thats just asking to get smashed Subject: oh no Date: Nov 03 2006 03:13:42 PM Author: safety first Vice is way off here. People, wear helmets while riding a bike. Subject: wut up bladers Date: Nov 03 2006 03:15:03 PM Author: chloe You know the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay. Subject: safety first Date: Nov 03 2006 02:59:31 PM Author: Fred Marvin Safety first guys..come on - let's ride resposibly. Also use the buddy system when swimming Subject: Safety First Date: Nov 03 2006 02:47:33 PM Author: Tanz I shattered one of those foam helmets once. I remember being fucking amazed that it wasn't my head. Subject: zzzz Date: Nov 03 2006 02:38:51 PM Author: jejelad rollerblades are gay and helmets are gay, eveybody knows that already...zzzzzzzzzzz Subject: bikes Date: Nov 03 2006 02:28:59 PM Author: Yem That shit doesn't help you at all, I got hit by a public transport bus on my bike and I'm still alive fuck that shit. And I ride. Subject: fuck you Date: Nov 03 2006 02:19:18 PM Author: pedestrian bike riders are gay, they think they own the streets and they are so righteous about it. They don't respect red lights, they go against traffic and they are total assholes, specially bike messengers, you guys need to get over yourselves...... Subject: dfgdfg Date: Nov 03 2006 02:11:03 AM Author: gdfg obviously a fucking neon-pylon like this isn't going to get hit but cars are gay and you never know where they'll come from (i know this from biking experience not rollerblading) Subject: to him below!! Date: Nov 01 2006 04:52:33 AM Author: huh?? shit bag! Dude, you have beaten yourself...!! thats like first comment masturbation.... Fuckhead.. pah..!! Fuckpalm..! Subject: Take that, bitch, more! Date: Oct 27 2006 12:14:28 AM Author: First up the ass of Fag Firsty McFirst What, you think I can't edit HTML? Fuckhead. |
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