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Comments:

nippo, on Feb 12 2009 12:20:10 PM wrote:
I don't mind.. I think she is having with her outfit. and thats fine.

I think having fun with your clothes and not giving a fuck is always a do! (unless you're wearing all denim with high-heeled mules.)


Date: May 09 2008 02:29:59 PM
Author: ©

WOW it's so wrong its RITE...RIte aid that is



Date: Apr 15 2008 07:29:56 AM
Author: probemunky

an asian little red riding hood??????



Date: Apr 09 2008 10:25:24 PM
Author: wo.

most of you would actually take this over the girl before? haha..hahahaa!!

god, the asian myth must be true..

she likes a liek a 14 year old dressing like her great grandma.



Subject: she
Date: Feb 25 2008 03:07:11 AM
Author: nixxx

is a do! an eskimo/azn? i don't see how you can go wrong with this. i love people who dress up in costume. in everyday life especially.



Subject: dude . . .
Date: Jan 19 2008 11:33:13 AM
Author: jdamn13

You know this bitch talks in a fake little girl voice.



Subject: It' a dooooooo
Date: Nov 14 2007 02:39:58 PM
Author: UGH cph

The "nobody understands me cuz I'm so deep and I don't care how I'm dressed, but secretly I do"-part of indie, that probably made you flinch and call her a don't, is fucking rediculous. Shit, you're like an indie-jock!




Subject: This is a do.
Date: Sep 07 2007 12:04:02 PM
Author: Do me

She doesn't give a fuck, which is a do. Plus she has excellent attitude all over her face, and an excellent bike, which is also a do.



Subject: fuck you
Date: Aug 10 2007 12:55:04 PM
Author: fuck you

this is a do



Subject: .
Date: Jul 14 2007 06:57:31 PM
Author: chauncey

she looks like a moron about to get her bike jacked.



Subject: aw, unfair
Date: Jul 03 2007 05:02:57 PM
Author: bzzt

If she were white and pretty this would be a Do.



Subject: nhaha
Date: Jun 20 2007 08:21:40 PM
Author: Ohh yeeeaahhh

me love you long time!



Subject: another fucking hipster
Date: Apr 10 2007 09:54:18 AM
Author: Gabriel

A fucking hipster... a goddamned kawaii hipster.

you pieces of shit are running brooklyn out of the price range



Subject: Inuit
Date: Mar 21 2007 05:41:25 PM
Author: morpheus

Does anybody realize how fucked up Inuit people actually are?

They make black people look like the
Brady Bunch.

They get diddled a lot.



Subject: yo yo!
Date: Mar 03 2007 01:03:44 AM
Author: yo!

it's amy lam! HA!



Subject: asdadasd
Date: Feb 11 2007 12:11:01 AM
Author: sjd

this is a do



Subject: hey.
Date: Jan 05 2007 11:20:03 PM
Author: Kewl guy

you fucked up, this is a do



Subject: OMG!!!!
Date: Nov 18 2006 07:16:38 AM
Author: CHYAAAA!!

CHO KAWAIIYO!!! this is a do damn-nit! asians can wear black garbage bags and still look great.



Subject: pho pasteur (in the background)
Date: Nov 10 2006 09:24:58 PM
Author: maggie

best pho in toronto, I am addicted to it! screw pho hung. it's a 2 second walk from my home and is open 24 hours. the pho is incredible, all you toronto folks should go. mmm. i was there last night. don't get the 'meat on vermicelli' stuff though, that's gross.

ps i am glad that chick isn't me because i walk down that street every day looking like shit.. and i think she looks cute, even if it's a bit too much.



Subject: 50
Date: Nov 07 2006 10:29:01 PM
Author: taryn

if this lady is 50 or over then its a do



Subject: =
Date: Nov 05 2006 10:33:52 PM
Author: -

freaking adorable. put you in my pocket.



Subject: lulz
Date: Nov 05 2006 07:02:09 PM
Author: virgin

so kawaii ^_^



Subject: Minnie Mouse?
Date: Oct 30 2006 04:20:16 PM
Author: Guizai

Minnie Mouse?



Subject: kensington market
Date: Oct 30 2006 03:01:32 PM
Author: Miss Woo

this pic was taken on Dundas in front of the market. It is also smack-dab in the middle of CHINATOWN. Logic dictates that she is "Fresh Off The Boat". And therefore has no fashion sense.



Subject: Do
Date: Oct 27 2006 04:45:01 PM
Author: ...

Whats wrong with dressing like a cartoon? Asians aren't just for giving you a boner. Assholes.



Subject: to change
Date: Oct 27 2006 07:50:03 AM
Author: less

The Glasses say "DO" !



Subject: dfg
Date: Oct 26 2006 11:21:58 PM
Author: dfg

OMG TORONTO!!!

yAEEEEHHHH!!!



Subject: heads up
Date: Oct 26 2006 10:18:39 PM
Author: Chip and Dale

If you dig this then you aqre one step away from being a 'furry'.
Just lettin you know.



Subject: chim chim cheree
Date: Oct 26 2006 01:44:06 PM
Author: Tony Badassassino

One more thing: I hate her fucking bike. You need to lug around on that clunky piece of shit for the sake of "fashion" when your rich ass honky hating daddy could buy you something top o' the line? Who are you supposed to be, Sylvia Plath or some shit like that? I once dated, for a long time, a chick that looked like the one on the longboard but dressed like this one. What a fucking nightmare. It was five years ago, but I still fantasize about running up on her and literally planting my boot clad foot into her bony ass. Money grubbing gold digging little bitch. Yeah, you worshipped me until you got a load of my modest "chimney sweep" roots, didn't you? I swear to God. She saw my parents' house and literally said, in this smart ass tone, "what are they, chimney sweeps or something?" Cunt.



Subject: Boooooo...
Date: Oct 26 2006 11:58:21 AM
Author: Tony Badassassino

She looks like she should be selling pencils in the subway, or more like she's making an ironic statement about herself and people who sell pencils in the subway. It's like she's saying: "Look at me. I'm so smart I can dress like a depressing mentally defective loser. Hee-hee. Aren't I cute and kooky? I'm like a little piece of shitty rice candy. Love me."

I say fuck this mean little bitch straight to hell.



Subject: notice me
Date: Oct 26 2006 11:08:14 AM
Author: pleeeease

her clothes don't flatter her, the shoes are ugly and her hat is a huge over-reaction to the actual weather--it hasn't been that cold out for christ sake.



Subject: she wants me
Date: Oct 26 2006 11:01:32 AM
Author: The Biffmeister

She reminds me of the weird chick Ally Sheedy character from "The Breakfast Club." You know who I'm talking about, right? The one that fucks the jock at the end? So predictable.



Subject: ,
Date: Oct 26 2006 03:35:00 AM
Author: ,

she looks like she's from montreal by way of victoria. kind of epidemic, style-wise.



Subject: corn
Date: Oct 26 2006 01:26:05 AM
Author: tooth

i wants to lift her skirt and lick her where she pee's



Subject: what
Date: Oct 25 2006 06:46:22 PM
Author: who

she looks like a hamster. or some other soft rodent.



Subject: DO IT TO IT
Date: Oct 25 2006 02:30:08 PM
Author: bees

this is a DO, vice.


if cute asians are wrong, i don't want to be right.



Subject: me
Date: Oct 25 2006 01:04:00 PM
Author: fuck haute couture

I've eaten pho at the restaurant in the background. The corner is Augusta street.

i heart toronto



Subject: why?
Date: Oct 25 2006 12:37:47 PM
Author: ispy

why is this adorable creature a don't and that skanky boring asian a DO?



Subject: dooooooooo
Date: Oct 25 2006 11:53:46 AM
Author: lisa

yeah really really do. those thick-rimmed glases are ze best. that is so a do I'm bothering to comment.



Subject: !!
Date: Oct 25 2006 11:26:32 AM
Author: !!

complete and utter do.

everything in my being is screaming out "DO DO DO!"

vice, you are slipping: when you see this action on dundas, it a) makes you mock your own lame-assness for not going 'zany' with your look during a tuesday afternoon of chore-hopping and b)is what makes the streets of toronto awesome.

i for one would like to see her go on a date with zanta.



Subject: should know this
Date: Oct 25 2006 10:38:33 AM
Author: Every white guy who wants Lucy Liu

There are 2 kinds of hot asian chicks, Einstein: ones who have fully adopted western ways and ride longboards, are always super tanned, join sororities and WILL fuck you if they're drunk enough(because they know they're hot)-- and then this kind, who is rocking a fat little bubble-ass and has tight, firm mounds of flesh to grab onto, but hides it all beneath heavy fuzzy disney sweaters, plastic-framed glasses and bunchy, wrinkled cordoroy pants--she can do your inorganic chemisty homework but doesn't know sh*t about knocking the boots. God help me, I want to put my seed in all of them.



Subject: sooo cute
Date: Oct 25 2006 09:50:36 AM
Author: daniel

omg, how much does this pic remind me of Ghostworld?



Subject: yeah
Date: Oct 25 2006 08:24:35 AM
Author: bobo

i concur bike's a total do. The chick is completely doing her own thing she doesn't care what you think - which is a do!



Subject: Neighborly Observations, pt. deux
Date: Oct 25 2006 07:08:16 AM
Author: Vanessa

I bet she also has freakish math skills so she could help me with my taxes even though I'm a Jewish accountant. Probably the only problem with being her neighbor would be all the funny smells coming from her apartment because she'd be cooking squid and what not all the time. Ciao.



Subject: Gimmie The
Date: Oct 25 2006 03:26:21 AM
Author: Night

Dumb but very typical outfit. The Bike is a 'Do' though



Subject: i likes
Date: Oct 25 2006 03:23:13 AM
Author: s.m

aww you guys are jerks. i've seen this gal around town before. trust me she is funny and crazy cool. i swear you'd love her and if you didn't, well then you're just a big bitch so who cares.




Subject: hey
Date: Oct 24 2006 11:56:29 PM
Author: d a r b y

I'm last you dumb hooker



Subject: why Vice LOVES asian women
Date: Oct 24 2006 11:13:55 PM
Author: Mephistopheles

People always wonder why VICE never fails to remind everyone of their preoccupation and general taste for Asian women. What they don't realize is that for those of us in the know, a hipster with an asian fetish, in shorthand, ain't nuttin but a closet/latent homo with massive delusions of hetero narcissism. Pass the word, or er...maybe not considering there are enough guys who suffer from sexual insecurities and are embarrassing to be around already.



Subject: Type O Dong
Date: Oct 24 2006 11:06:40 PM
Author: Josef S

It's Kim Jong Illin!



Subject: in her pusssssy
Date: Oct 24 2006 10:05:41 PM
Author: DOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I would totally go to town on it.



Subject: uh
Date: Oct 24 2006 09:47:18 PM
Author: huh

A DON'T on Dundas Street in Toronto? Laaaaazzzzzyyyyyy



Subject: .
Date: Oct 24 2006 07:15:01 PM
Author: .

We should have racial do's and dont's.
Like, Im not even really sure which race is in "vice stylezzz" this month. Is it white?
Oh yeah! That's the race that cant go wrong!
The others, well..they're just fads.



Subject: HAWTEE
Date: Oct 24 2006 08:59:17 PM
Author: STACEY

MAYBE U GUYZ R ALL DUMBIEZZZ YEAH I THINK U R BUT I KNOW FOR DA TRUTH TYMEZZ DAT DIS BITCH IS SO KEWLIEZ.

SIQQQ KEWLIES FOR REAL



Subject: ...
Date: Oct 24 2006 09:07:52 PM
Author: t

ching-chong-chang....



Subject: You idiots
Date: Oct 24 2006 07:51:40 PM
Author: Pyotr Mansbridge

Have you lost your fucking minds? This girl is a don't and the LONGBOARD bitch is a do??!!!



Subject: yellow is the new white
Date: Oct 24 2006 07:47:00 PM
Author: cesario

only asians or white chicks would dress like that. fuck its a sad world.



Subject: why not
Date: Oct 24 2006 07:41:43 PM
Author: Eddie Valiant

Mickey Mouse is into her, why aren't you?



Subject: wrong section
Date: Oct 24 2006 07:32:23 PM
Author: dmc

vice, she's such a "do". next time, please check your aging eyeballs.



Subject: Her
Date: Oct 24 2006 07:06:43 PM
Author: Somebody

Vanessa, your stupid quote: "I bet she's a great neighbor; quiet, clean, cordial, etc." is steroetypical and wide of the mark, (but well punctuated). I know this girl and she's anything but. The last time Shane McGowan came to town the two of them had a real piss up. (If you don't believe me Google it and go to the Gallery, fucktard). I got hit with a stale bagel upside the head and accidentally fell. She ran over and started calling me a "bitch" and other real hard shit in FOB-Ebonics. My girlfriend, (a caucasian) was freaking out. Not cool.



Subject: .
Date: Oct 24 2006 07:13:24 PM
Author: .

This gal is SEXY!
And you dont really even deserve her picture for this dumb shit magazine.



Subject: re
Date: Oct 24 2006 07:05:10 PM
Author: jeppe

she is a dont -- she doesnt dress like this because of great fashion sense
the reason she is wearing this outfit is actually very sad



Subject: so i can suck it off
Date: Oct 24 2006 07:08:41 PM
Author: stick a dick in it

rice patties????



Subject: P.s
Date: Oct 24 2006 06:49:42 PM
Author: woot

P.S Bikes > longboards



Subject: .
Date: Oct 24 2006 06:45:45 PM
Author: woot

she is SOOOO much cuter, and fun looking than the longboard bitch.

Longboard bitch is a hook up

this girl is a cute awsome girlfriend.



Subject: what? this is a do
Date: Oct 24 2006 06:22:02 PM
Author: laura

Imagine if everyone in the world was like her...how cool things would be....

awww she is sooooooo cute.....this isn't a 1-10 contest vice!



Subject: gh
Date: Oct 24 2006 06:23:00 PM
Author: vb

what a fucking DO



Subject: Kathi
Date: Oct 24 2006 06:16:38 PM
Author: Dave

"slutty"? She just looks good. What the fuck is your problem?



Subject: i love her
Date: Oct 24 2006 05:44:43 PM
Author: Vanessa

Yeah, she is a DO. I bet she's a great neighbor; quiet, clean, cordial, etc. That might not mean shit to most of you, but it's a rare commodity in my world. The unmentioned epitome of cool, if you will.



Subject: ~
Date: Oct 24 2006 05:42:15 PM
Author: Kathi

Oh god, she's way better than the slutty psuedo-skater idiot before this.

This is getting ridiculous.



Subject: no matter her ethnicity
Date: Oct 24 2006 05:36:02 PM
Author: floyd

she's a terminal nerd who would make me so horny with those legs if she was two inches from me. she probably hates metal though. but whatever.

forgive me. i'm weak.



Subject: No.
Date: Oct 24 2006 05:37:25 PM
Author: Polly

I disagree, she is a Do.

She is a nerdy, friendly, bike-riding dork. DO.



Subject: best friend
Date: Oct 24 2006 05:29:33 PM
Author: Rob

shoe could have been a quirky best friend if she had better shoes on but what are those? orthopedic? they look like waiter shoes. i don't like them.



Subject: $$$
Date: Oct 24 2006 05:17:27 PM
Author: the rules always change

yesterday she would have been the "quirky best friend that made standing in line at the BMV like after hours at Owen Wilson's house"



Today she's ridiculous. There is no standard Do..it's all a guess.



Subject: Me love you long time
Date: Oct 24 2006 05:09:24 PM
Author: ME

Nice location, hanging out at Dundas/Spadina I can see.. Looks like a horses ass.



Subject: asian women
Date: Oct 24 2006 04:59:29 PM
Author: johnny

men are always harder on their own race.

an asian 7 is an 8 to a white man.
a white 6 is a 9 to a black man

ect....



Subject: vee vee vee
Date: Oct 24 2006 04:45:36 PM
Author: Kaiser Wilhelm

but asian women ARE white!?

shes come the long way from antarctica by bike! respect to eskimo-girl!



Subject: what?
Date: Oct 24 2006 04:48:57 PM
Author: huzzah

she's the DONT?

But that boring bowl of poridge before this is a fucking DO?



Subject: bullshit
Date: Oct 24 2006 04:39:57 PM
Author: Rob

Men don't have lower standards for Asians. A lot of them seem more attractive becuase they actually act feminin and are into hygene and being a girl. If you check hotronot.com you'll see white girls (especially blondes) always score abnormally high. Hot white blondes are still the #1 aesthetic for the majority of dudes.



Subject: lil vee
Date: Oct 24 2006 04:00:40 PM
Author: Acquitted Murderer

Awww, could someone give the poor anglo-saxon a hug? If it makes you feel better, her country is overpopulated and will soon be blown off the Earth.



Subject: do
Date: Oct 24 2006 03:57:29 PM
Author: do

do



Subject: re
Date: Oct 24 2006 03:33:51 PM
Author: guy

the crap about all men being into asian women is a myth

or it is just an american fenomena



Subject: the standards are lower for asian gals
Date: Oct 24 2006 03:29:55 PM
Author: vee vee

the caucasion women. I guess us white girls are subject to the most rigid rules. asians women/girls can be butt ugly but guys will still think they are hot. a white woman can be beautiful but men will still find something wrong with her. there are many asian women who are extremely homely but considered hot. a white woman would never get away with that.



Subject: minnie
Date: Oct 24 2006 03:28:26 PM
Author: mickey

she looks like minnie mouse!



Subject: Skateboard asain chick
Date: Oct 24 2006 03:25:26 PM
Author: Dorian

Nice follow up to the chick on the skateboard.



Subject: wtf?
Date: Oct 24 2006 02:40:26 PM
Author: darby

if the girl on the skateboard is in fact a guy, i'd suck it.



Subject: not a dude
Date: Oct 24 2006 02:37:52 PM
Author: T

See, this is obviously a chick, no tranny would ever dress like this. But that last chick? could quite possibly be a dude.



Subject: annoying as poison ivy
Date: Oct 24 2006 02:35:43 PM
Author: dicksling

this silly little thing speaks the language giggle.



Subject: st-viateur?
Date: Oct 24 2006 02:38:02 PM
Author: Y. B. Normal

whats with all these people in toronto with st-viateur bagel stuff? ive seen tshirts and bags like hers all over the place



Subject: yeah SIXTH!!! so the new first.
Date: Oct 24 2006 02:27:48 PM
Author: zanz

shes a silly billy.

silly
silly
silly



Subject: argh!
Date: Oct 24 2006 02:24:09 PM
Author: darby

all of you first imposters need to back the fuck up!



Subject: Wanna fight?
Date: Oct 24 2006 02:22:19 PM
Author: Gambler

No, you fools, I am clearly first!



Subject: Hood Lum
Date: Oct 24 2006 02:18:31 PM
Author: Rugg Burns

does she have a cast on her wrist or is that some sort of warmth gauntlet? i like her bike though. shit, i feel bad that she's a don't. she's just doing her thing, not hurting anybody with it, not taking herself all too seriously.



Subject: no you didn't!
Date: Oct 24 2006 02:14:58 PM
Author: darby

you want some of this, bitch?



Subject: first?
Date: Oct 24 2006 02:09:19 PM
Author: first?

the hell if you are first, cock-toker. I am



Subject: yee-haw!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Oct 24 2006 02:06:03 PM
Author: darby

first, you fucking cocksmokers!!!!!!!!!!



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