Date: Jun 10 2008 10:31:37 AM
that guy in the back looks like david schwimmer with down's syndrome
Date: May 23 2008 06:33:09 PM
Author: Fitzy Pants
I think the shim is telling Christina Applegate that his/her apartment smells of rich mahogany . . .
Date: Apr 01 2008 12:30:09 PM
Date: Mar 31 2008 01:58:22 AM
you guys are so hip it depresses me.
Date: Mar 30 2008 04:12:43 AM
Author: Erskine LeBeouf
Since when is Patton Oswalt a "Drag King"?
Subject: this pink srotch
Date: Dec 17 2007 12:19:57 AM
Author: alpha dork
who's that dude texting? that what i want to know
Subject: um yah
Date: Sep 10 2007 03:19:08 PM
Author: tura satana
murray hill is so DO it hurts.
class rings are the new toupee.
get with it, my douchey friends.
Date: Sep 02 2007 11:41:13 PM
uhhh...that's a gurrrl?
Subject: The truth
Date: Aug 23 2007 03:18:36 AM
I was also there that night (guy in the background). I happened to overhear Murray telling that chick he had to bounce because he shit in his pants a little bit, but that he would call her tomorrow before he came over to give her a ride to her hair appointment.
Subject: ha ha!
Date: Aug 06 2007 11:02:54 AM
I enjoyed reading the lovely comments about myself. You Vice readers are one intelligent bunch!
That picture is me with my best showbiz friend I've known since I was 18 years old, the fabulous Tuesdae...I'd say maybe 6 years ago.
Even funnier, I have a DIY ear plug in...do you see it? She was DJ ing and the music you kids listen to is so damn loud.
Ah, New York Club life....until next time.
Subject: murray hill
Date: Jul 25 2007 11:47:01 PM
yo that murray hill...doesnt he/she get alot of pussy?!
Subject: I know her
Date: Jun 05 2007 01:24:10 AM
Her name in Tuesdae and this is her Myspace page http://www.myspace.com/tuesdae
Date: Jun 01 2007 12:51:47 AM
I would invite them both to my bachlor party.she looks like that guy from those mac adds and the other one could cure my boring party.
Date: Apr 08 2007 02:34:51 PM
ohhh..thats a lady.thats one hell of a lady.
Date: Mar 31 2007 06:51:31 PM
you sure that's a woman? i reckon it's a man. pity the arm's in the way, can't even do the chest test.
Date: Mar 06 2007 12:05:52 PM
Murray Hill pulls more pussy than the majority of people who read and work at Vice, myself included.
Date: Mar 06 2007 03:02:52 AM
Author: HELL RELL
ROSIE IS GOING HARD
Subject: I am slow
Date: Mar 01 2007 10:33:46 AM
I had to read this, and the comment below three times to figure it out. There is something wrong with me lately.
Subject: the solution does not
Date: Feb 22 2007 10:42:03 AM
Author: equal the problem
Either most of the vice readers are too dense to get that drag king is not equal to born-male, or they are actually being really evolved and referring to "him" by "his" presented gender.
Yeah, vice readers are too dense.
Date: Feb 04 2007 11:53:17 AM
i ll bet 100 bucks that she fucked him that night
Subject: Thats it
Date: Jul 17 2006 04:48:41 PM
Author: Dirty Dave
"Is that a big wallet in your pocket or are you gonna pay to see me?"
Subject: Thats it
Date: Jul 17 2006 04:45:14 PM
Author: Dirty Dave
"Is that a big wallet in your pocket or are you gonna pay to see me!"
Date: May 18 2006 07:11:17 PM
This girl on the left is great!
I really love her style. I`m in love!
Subject: uh huh
Date: May 17 2006 10:39:59 PM
He gulped a mouthful of water and thought wearily, "Why am I here. Why am I here."
Date: May 13 2006 02:56:13 AM
they look like some bizarro-world Norman Rockwell painting-
Date: May 01 2006 03:16:57 AM
That "drag king" (or whatever you want to call it) looks like Oliver Hardy. Repugnant.
Date: Apr 23 2006 04:14:49 PM
He's only asking one question...."How much?"
Subject: James Thurber's Ghost
Date: Apr 15 2006 10:02:16 AM
Author: Johnny Boombats
Yo those two are straight from the Algonquin Round Table, fukkin' Thurber's gettin' laid in a New Yorker cartoon, little sketches of dogs, both those bitches are like magic! My fave picture since the cop with high heels and the guy fagging out over the street fight. I hope the hottie put out for Miss Droopy over there. God loves fags and Muslims just the same.
Subject: what he's saying is....
Date: Apr 14 2006 11:46:10 AM
Author: Frank Furter
hey, your penis is un-taped from your asshole.
Date: Apr 12 2006 10:36:03 AM
Murray Hill is very does. Miss Tuesdae seems to know...
Subject: pssst, I'm packin a 12 inch
Date: Apr 08 2006 01:22:54 AM
Author: mixed up!
You see some of us were born with a gift...., some use it to make money, some entertain multiple women simultaneously, some marry, rapidly procreate and make lots of little 12 inchers.
Some eat at maccas 6 night of seven, don't exercise, masturbate to Oprah, go to the the city's uber, ultra chic nightclubs dressed like a fucked up geek whose ears can't handle anything over 60 fuckin dB, and walk straight outta there with the horniest bitch goin. Pssst....
Or.....I often wonder, what it would be like to have that THANG jangling round down there, gettin big every now n' again, makin me feel light headed,.... bustin my undies, gettin "awmigod" looks from every chick I pass. I can always paint a mo, pack a sock n' try it out... might pull more chicks than my usual tattoo, fezza, biker mole, I gotta black dildo n' attitude bigger n ben hur routine.
Subject: Two for Tuesdae
Date: Apr 06 2006 07:38:34 PM
Tuesdae (Vexy Strut)and Murray Hill rule NYC
Subject: What he's really saying.
Date: Apr 06 2006 01:17:28 PM
Can I tell you a secret? My wee wee likes you.
Date: Apr 05 2006 09:21:07 AM
WHOA! that's a woman??!!
Subject: too hot
Date: Apr 04 2006 12:47:35 PM
Author: j e s s e
can we get a burkha on this girl please? it's depressing me
Subject: Drag King
Date: Apr 04 2006 11:49:40 AM
Author: Miss Woo
He looks like my grade 7 teacher.
Date: Apr 04 2006 02:20:43 AM
I met a girl who looked just like that at a party the other week and everyone was all like, wow u look just like her boyfriend and then she spent the whole night flirting with me and then she went home with her boyfriend who looked just like me. jesus.
Date: Apr 02 2006 08:45:59 PM
Author: Young Sleezy
Why does she have her hand up to her ear, I guess it must be loud or something, it can't be too loud--- dude has a cellphone out--- maybe she's whispering government secrets about how she doesn't shave her bush, all seventies style.
Date: Apr 01 2006 02:27:23 AM
Author: LUCY POO
wtf!...i dont get this one.. it just dosent link up ...
Date: Mar 31 2006 06:48:54 PM
Author: i know funny
this would have been funnier if it was actually a guy
Date: Mar 31 2006 09:36:45 AM
Author: jason gilmour
I remember my brother once said " Man, do butch lesbians and drag kings loose thier composure around hot, straight chicks!". He was sooooooo right.
Subject: On the chub one
Date: Mar 30 2006 11:24:32 PM
Author: Mr Lee
Even if I had a dick I wouldn't know what to do with it!.....
Date: Mar 30 2006 11:26:59 PM
that's me in the background.
Date: Mar 30 2006 09:18:55 PM
going to point out the obv. but hot girl is totes channeling madonna. go her. hot multiplied by infinity!
Subject: drag king
Date: Mar 30 2006 07:43:18 PM
if u squint yr eyes murray hill looks exactly like sharky faves
Subject: El Rey
Date: Mar 30 2006 06:31:18 PM
Author: Vicente fernandez
Gay Guy:yknow jose perez ? well yeah his junk is huge you can see it from across the room! dont stare!
Girl:Wow! im going to go practice unlocking my jaw right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. I rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: she never got the pun.
Date: Mar 30 2006 02:42:29 PM
"GEE, I LOVE YOUR BELT BUCKLE!"
Date: Mar 30 2006 02:03:27 PM
Psssssst.......i have a roll of Werther's Butterscotch
in my pocket with your name on it..........
Date: Mar 30 2006 02:03:38 PM