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Comments:

Date: May 15 2008 11:59:40 AM
Author: tranny lover

id hit that



Subject: her face
Date: Feb 24 2008 10:04:23 AM
Author: Jesse

Her face looks like they took a football stadium, covered the whole field with black linoleum, staged a thousand-person all-stranger orgy on it, and this is the negative of the aerial photo of the aftermath.



Subject: Immac
Date: Feb 08 2008 10:15:04 AM
Author: Muircore

The very least she could of done, really, was to shave her pits.

What's with that??

x



Subject: viagra fuxks
Date: Jan 24 2008 09:15:55 PM
Author: jarshy

will you idiots please stop fucking up our comments section? None of us need your God forsaken product in the first place!
"You have a nice site." "Thank you for your site."
Fuck you Jerk ass!!!



Subject: 000
Date: Jan 16 2008 05:17:59 AM
Author: 000

SORRY!I REGRET THIS COMMENT AMD THE MOMENT IT CAME TO PRODUCE IT(I AM NOT PRO-LIVING WHEN IT COMES TO BAD JOKES!ABORT THAT FUCKER)



Subject: dang
Date: Sep 26 2007 02:36:46 PM
Author: yao-yao dope

"it's all a load of bollocks!!it's all a load of bollocks! and bollocks to it all"



Subject: bin done
Date: Aug 19 2007 10:02:12 PM
Author: Skrubrush

It's Peter O'Toole in drag.



Subject: 000
Date: Jul 10 2007 07:10:27 AM
Author: 000

Take your pants off,Get a boner,Cover your eyes with your hand,and just run straight at her,She'll take care of the rest.



Subject: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Date: Jun 25 2007 11:08:38 AM
Author: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God help us.



Subject: do
Date: Apr 17 2007 04:15:42 PM
Author: do

Yeah this is a do, bitch just dont care and somewhere (maybe not Vice) we need to respect that.



Subject: Viagra
Date: Feb 23 2007 07:52:44 PM
Author: Viagra

"You have made a good site



Subject: carrying on
Date: Feb 08 2007 08:48:32 AM
Author: LuciaTol

I've always thought, "Good for chicks who were all ballsy and out there in the '50s and '60s"-- before the whole culture told them they could be or should be. But now that they're 80, what do they do?



Subject: wandlord
Date: Jan 03 2007 04:20:29 PM
Author: kink

i think this tried to rent me an apartment one sunday morning but excused itself to brush its teeth before showing me the place and came back reeking of more whiskey.



Subject: ?
Date: Dec 27 2006 11:48:45 PM
Author: huh?

please tell me this is a bloke



Subject: none
Date: Nov 21 2006 05:59:17 AM
Author: dorthygail909

so this is what happened to Phyllis Diller after they cancelled Scooby Doo.



Subject: ha
Date: Oct 30 2006 12:25:24 AM
Author: dascript

i actually laughed at that one



Subject: wow...
Date: Oct 26 2006 05:48:31 PM
Author: betty harlot

she is so shiny....



Subject: eeew
Date: Sep 26 2006 08:40:38 PM
Author: mandy

anyone notice the armpit hair?



Subject: Ultimate smelling fetid bad breath
Date: Sep 26 2006 02:19:12 AM
Author: Mordred

This he/she's breath prolly' smells like arotten dog who smoked cigars, drank whiskey and never brushed it's teeth. It hits you at first with a pwerful sharp dead smell with a gradual after taste/smell of rank, pungent saliva mixed with old cigars and half metabolized whiskey that make you want to start gagging and vomiting.

You will remember that smell for the rest of your life.



Subject: yes
Date: Sep 23 2006 04:21:32 PM
Author: ah

this is a do in my book
when youre that old and crazy, you're a brilliant fucking do. fuck you vice.



Subject: Dead crow
Date: Sep 21 2006 05:17:36 PM
Author: Jarshy

Maybe it got a good whiff of his breath.



Subject: What?
Date: Sep 21 2006 03:48:43 PM
Author: Jarshy

Why is there a dead crow on his shoulder?



Subject: ugh...
Date: Sep 21 2006 07:15:54 AM
Author: fuck haute couture

well, she still looks better than the tranny in man-clothes who forced me to put makeup on him.



Subject: ...
Date: Sep 21 2006 06:42:30 AM
Author: Lou

Abrasive stuff...



Subject: explain
Date: Sep 20 2006 08:35:48 PM
Author: UHHH??!

Why is there a picture of my mother/boyfriend on this site???!!



Subject: awesome
Date: Sep 20 2006 08:12:32 PM
Author: i love this

finally vice has stopped the silly sarcasm and finally properly talked shit on really really deserving DONT. fuk yes.



Subject: HEY
Date: Sep 20 2006 04:04:36 PM
Author: ITS DARIUS!!!

Hey Darius ! Your mother looks like a skanky whore in this picture! you had us all believing that you were a racist black fuck too, damn...



Subject: OMG
Date: Sep 20 2006 04:01:39 PM
Author: reeeetch...

AIDS WITH A SIDE OF BIRD FLU ANYONE? I BET YA CAN HEAR ITS ASS FLAPPING IN A LIGHT BREEZE...



Subject: kablamo
Date: Sep 19 2006 11:19:21 AM
Author: meowza

my eyes are bleeding. seriously. i had to stick a paperclip in them to erase the image of this monster...



Subject: diamonds are forever...
Date: Sep 19 2006 10:51:26 AM
Author: ..london calling...

shirley bassey anyone??

diamonds are forever.. but fuck me .. that is plain harsh!!!!



Subject: Sexy
Date: Sep 19 2006 09:34:29 AM
Author: Miss Woo

Nose full of coke and a bleeding earlobe.
This broad knows how to party!!



Subject: pic
Date: Sep 19 2006 09:23:34 AM
Author: Sarah

What the hell happened to Betsey Johnson?



Subject: :(
Date: Sep 19 2006 01:59:21 AM
Author: kate

nice teef tho.



Subject: the best birthday present ever.
Date: Sep 19 2006 01:12:06 AM
Author: vincent

for my seventeenth birthday my girlfriend at the time gave me her virginity. it was fcuking awesome.



Subject: i think youre right Bazarov, but...
Date: Sep 18 2006 11:56:00 PM
Author: molly

maybe keith and mick had some sort of freak accident and mutated together...



Subject: this bitch
Date: Sep 18 2006 09:23:55 PM
Author: nice coke nose

holy shit, it's gavin mcinnes 23 years from now.



Subject: YO
Date: Sep 18 2006 09:15:54 PM
Author: HELL RELL

THIS IS SOMEBODIES POPS B.



Subject: Keith Richards
Date: Sep 18 2006 08:25:37 PM
Author: Bazarov

Although I'm convinced that the cure for cancer lies within Keith Richards, this is obviously Mick Jagger, didn't you see him at the super-bowl?



Subject: : P
Date: Sep 18 2006 08:07:00 PM
Author: Molly

keith richards has hit a new low...



Subject: Archaeology.
Date: Sep 18 2006 07:57:43 PM
Author: B

I'm pretty sure they found this one in an Egyptian tomb.

Beatifully preserved, if you ask me.



Subject: cro-mag
Date: Sep 18 2006 06:23:33 PM
Author: cav

looks like s/he's started to thaw out from a cryogenically frozen state...encino man, anyone?



Subject: sitting duck
Date: Sep 18 2006 05:16:04 PM
Author: Dr. Tony Badassassino, Phd.

This is too easy. It's like picking on Christians.



Subject: fright
Date: Sep 18 2006 04:45:26 PM
Author: Acquitted Murderer

A.I.D.S in the flesh.



Subject: fright
Date: Sep 18 2006 04:45:26 PM
Author: Acquitted Murderer

A.I.D.S in the flesh.



Subject: dfghfdgh
Date: Sep 18 2006 04:14:09 PM
Author: fgdfgh

Worst Tina Turner impersonator ever.



Subject: dude looks like a lady
Date: Sep 18 2006 03:40:48 PM
Author: queer eye

That's just a badly-lit photo of an average-to-nice looking man(look at those cheek bones!) in hag drag. The surprising thing is how much s/he resembles Betsy Johnson.



Subject: ick!
Date: Sep 18 2006 03:34:15 PM
Author: darby

i didn't know alice cooper and liza minelli had a child together.



Subject: not a great joke but...
Date: Sep 18 2006 03:03:44 PM
Author: jess

this is what happens when you leave a drag queen out in the sun for too long.



Subject: Pic
Date: Sep 18 2006 02:56:11 PM
Author: Oscar Wilde

Dorian?



Subject: ...
Date: Sep 18 2006 02:36:18 PM
Author: Salt n Nuts

The face I can deal with, but the hairy pits are a definite deal breaker.

(you all know she fucks like a champ)



Subject: no no no no no
Date: Sep 18 2006 02:27:44 PM
Author: p-i-d

Hey, what if Iggy Pop and Tina Turner got together in a meth/genetic testing lab to reverse engineer a grandmother?...



Subject: Man?
Date: Sep 18 2006 02:29:46 PM
Author: poprocksandsoda

That's gotta be a man, right? He looks like the Joker in drag.



Subject: that thang
Date: Sep 18 2006 02:21:16 PM
Author: orca

it's going in for the carcass!!



Subject: crazy, man.
Date: Sep 18 2006 02:19:59 PM
Author: kandahja

holy shit. her face is imploding and unkempt animals are moving onto her head!



Subject: aw, yeah!
Date: Sep 18 2006 02:00:11 PM
Author: darby

first, bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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